Give our marketing people a raise

triton28

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Probably Germans but they are doing a damn good job of salting the wounds up north. Notice the placement of the logo on the 2011 football wall schedules.

 

triton28

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Probably Germans but they are doing a damn good job of salting the wounds up north. Notice the placement of the logo on the 2011 football wall schedules.

 

triton28

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Probably Germans but they are doing a damn good job of salting the wounds up north. Notice the placement of the logo on the 2011 football wall schedules.

 

OxpatchReb

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"Doing a damn good job of appealing to the rabble of State fans who define themselves by their juxtaposition with Ole Miss."

Yes, absolutely. It's really kind of embarrassing for you.

And before you drag out the tired old "but you're posting in this thread!!!111!1!!! OMG!!" line, I'm simply bored, waiting to leave work and figured I'd waste about 38 seconds of my day with mindless drivel.
 

missouridawg

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In case that question was too tough, does this help - whenyousay"juxtaposition"...didyoumeanrecentdominance?ku?
 

dawgstudent

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more power to the marketing department. Y'all act like this **** is life or death.
 

38843dawg

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our marketing group is making yours look like droopy eyed armless children (thanks sheen). Really though it's just getting a rile out of you bear fans and it's working, so mission accomplished.
 

jakldawg

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Nothing like a good "our State"/grindin'/etc. post to predictably bring out the armchair intelligentsia to let us know how embarrassed us maroon-clad proletariat folk should be (or remind us again how little they care. on our board).
 
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JJ McClure.nafoom

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Is that it's like if I wrestled a cheese sandwich from a retarded child and put up a poster bragging "THIS IS MY SANDWICH." This, after failing to wrestle a sandwich from any non-retarded individuals all year.
 

DiligenceDawg

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to say that we can in fact only be the best team in the state that we are in... I'm not sure what your point is there? You just made yourself the retarded kid, thanks?

Before your edit though you finished with something like "its ok I know it is all you have." so what exactly do YOU have? Because that sammich is ours now.
 

Nugdawg

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So what your saying is that Ole Miss is retarded. Finally, something we can all agree upon. By the way, I don't think what you just said he said is what he said at all, it was just your attempt to once again act like whipping your *** in every imaginable way is both nothing to accomplish and it doesn't matter to you in the least. And we believe you....if it will make the retarded kid go away.
 

biguglyjoe

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JJ McClure said:
Is that it's like if I wrestled a cheese sandwich from a retarded child and put up a poster bragging "THIS IS MY SANDWICH." This, after failing to wrestle a sandwich from any <span style="font-weight: bold;">non-retarded individuals</span> all year.
I understand they're no Jacksonville State or Vanderbilt, but come on man.......
 

spacecataz

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<span><embed height="355" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VgyZiQ8kQZQ?f=videos&app=youtube_gdata" wmode="transparent" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed> </span><span><span id="temp-0"></span></span>
 

Chesusdog

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JJ McClure said:
Is that it's like if I wrestled a cheese sandwich from a retarded child and put up a poster bragging "THIS IS MY SANDWICH." This, after failing to wrestle a sandwich from any non-retarded individuals all year.
I drink your milkshake. I drink it up.
 

FreeDawg

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At what age do they grow the "frat flip" and start wearing bow ties? I'm actually disturbed that I am now intrigued by the maturization process of the um fan base.
 

HammerOfTheDogs

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JJ McClure said:
Is that it's like if I wrestled a cheese sandwich from a <font size="5">retarded child</font> and put up a poster bragging "THIS IS MY SANDWICH." This, after failing to wrestle a sandwich from any non-retarded individuals all year.
 

TheStateUofMS

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Mutt the Hoople said:
JJ McClure said:
Is that it's like if I wrestled a cheese sandwich from a <font size="5">retarded child</font> and put up a poster bragging "THIS IS MY SANDWICH." This, after failing to wrestle a sandwich from any non-retarded individuals all year.
^^^^-----------------WINNER! Archive this one!
 
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JJ McClure.nafoom

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Getting beat sucks. However, it's still not quite a billboard-worthy accomplishment. Or maybe for State it is. <div>
</div><div>I would note that Jacksonville State doesn't have billboards of this nature.</div>
 
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JJ McClure.nafoom

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To the rest of the SEC, both Ole Miss and State are jokes. The difference in-state though is we beat State 45-0 a few years ago and didn't say a word. As Chris Rock would say, "It's what you're s'posed ta do." State wins two in a row over the program that presently bears the "most retarded" status and your **** comes unglued.<div>
</div><div>"Rubbing salt" is a hilarious State pasttime. I guess if that's all you've got, enjoy while it lasts. Which according to you is the next 10 years.</div><div>
</div><div>I think the signs are funny and am glad to see them.</div><div>
</div><div>I say give the marketing guy a raise, too, with all the savings from what Cecil Newton turned down. I think with a few more signs on roads recruits actually travel, you may make some headway toward this perceived illusion of long-term dominance.</div><div>
</div><div>ETA: In the interest of full disclosure, I wear a scarf when it's cold, Tom's shoes when it's warm, and I tried a strawberry beer earlier this spring. With this exact roll I seduced and made disgusting love to all your mothers.</div>
 
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JJ McClure.nafoom

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Following that will help you understand the process for State students, who follow Ole Miss trends, about 10 years behind the curve.<div>
</div><div>The frat bowl/flip is alive and prospering in Starkville, though instead of bowties it's baggy jeans about six inches too long, worn ragged on the back from being trampled underfoot.</div>
 

dawgstudent

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on the video board after the 45-0 win? If its a win against someone that doesn't matter, then that's not a good way of showing it. Also, the record you show of the Egg Bowl is the actual record of the Egg Bowl - not the series record. If it's someone doesn't matter, just show the whole record which y'all still have a commanding 20 win margin.