good pick up lines
- Thread starter Moopyj
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Just do whatever Rob, UKO, BlueKel, or Larry Vaught would do in a given situation.
"Hi, how's it going?" when a girl is in your proximity.
If they find you attractive, they'll talk to you.
If they don't, they'll ignore it.
That simple.
(.. and don't be that guy that uses pickup lines.. it's creepy, and unless you're famous, it's not gonna work).
If they find you attractive, they'll talk to you.
If they don't, they'll ignore it.
That simple.
(.. and don't be that guy that uses pickup lines.. it's creepy, and unless you're famous, it's not gonna work).
hi how's it going? <>Can I lick your ***? just need to bridge that gap.
My buddy Tiny was at Marikkas drinking at the bar in Lex one night. Sitting beside a hottie. He leaned back as she was leaning back in her chair. And he said, "Hey baby, you got a phone number?" Girl, not interested in anyway, snaps back "Yeah, doesn't everybody". Ouch for Tiny
I stated this on here before. But you can't go up and ask them or command them. You gotta proposition them. "can I lick your ***" is begging for a no. Or "damn baby, let me lick that ***" is a command and will promptly get a no.
but if you proposition them. You'll have better luck.
"If you let me lick that ***, I guarantee you'll like it" . "If you show me them titties, I'll definitely take a look at them".
Try that Moopy. You'll be laid by 8 tonight.
Are you a wooden horse, cause I'd like to use a bunch of Trojans in you.
Hey lady won't you be my dog and I'll be your tree and you can pee on me!
just walk up and ask "do you wanna f*** or what?" it will eventually surprise ya. women get turned on by confidence and a little ego. some will throw their drink at ya so watch out for that too.
all ya need is these pants....
But not this....
But not this....
I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
I slay the women with that one.
at comic con
I slay the women with that one.
at comic con
Back in college a friend of a friend used to go up to well endowed coeds and comment on how nice their breasts were. It never worked, so don't do that.
Don't need to say a word. Just grab 'em by the pu$$y.
Hand her a USB flash drive with tax returns, sperm count and credit report.
The best isn't a line, it's a sound. Works every time.
*gives attractive female the "ok" sign*
*start inserting and retracting the opposite hand's index finger into the "O"*
*start inserting and retracting the opposite hand's index finger into the "O"*
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
My cock just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ***?
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
There will only be 8 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
My cock just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ***?
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
There will only be 8 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
My cock just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ***?
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
There will only be 8 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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U mus be from Tennessee....Cuz u da only Ten I see
If your a butt pirate, you could ask, may I push your stool up
Wanna go on a "ate" with me...I'll give ya the D later..
How do you like your eggs....poached, scrambled, or fertilized
I’d drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
If your a butt pirate, you could ask, may I push your stool up
Wanna go on a "ate" with me...I'll give ya the D later..
How do you like your eggs....poached, scrambled, or fertilized
I’d drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
I used to get a response from the gals by simply asking who they were voting for in the upcoming election - Ike or Adlai Stevenson? Techniques may have changed a little since then though.
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The only one I used on my wife "Are you talking to me?" She was 23 and I was 39 getting ready to leave the bar where she worked as a bartender. She had just said out loud "I get off at 5" it was 4:30 pm and I looked around to see who she was talking to. It was me so, the rest is history.