good pick up lines

[mashburned]

Hey baby I just a BOGO Logans coupon in the mail today...

 

[mashburned]

Many tenderonies

I laughed hard from that point of the story on.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Let me make this perfectly clear. My wife of 43 years is the most awesome person I know mainly because of all the ******** i have put her through the last 43 yrs of marriage. She has aged very well. Dont look a day over forty and no ... no pics.., take my word for it rack and all. Now lets talk failure pick up lines. No way shape or form would I jepordize my happy life over another woman unless she is a mega millionaire that was undoubtly turned on by an over weight 62 yr old short dick. Not happing Jus sayin. Now that thats outta the way todays failure pick up line. Many tenderonies live in my sub that meet their kids at the bus stop everyday. Two ladies that a pass by everyday and a pair of hotties walk past my house...I say hey, Im gonna call animal services ( dog pound ) they say why. My reponse. 2 foxes loose in neighborhood. Either they did not get it or I got the major neighborhood shun. What say you. Keep in mind I was in super tight speedos exposing nut sack the peanut man would laugh at and a sausage Bob Evans would throw out. Shun or no understand the 2 inch porn star.

I thought that was an appropriate line for a man in his 60s. Well done sir.

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

My buddy Tiny was at Marikkas drinking at the bar in Lex one night. Sitting beside a hottie. He leaned back as she was leaning back in her chair. And he said, "Hey baby, you got a phone number?" Girl, not interested in anyway, snaps back "Yeah, doesn't everybody". Ouch for Tiny

don't know tiny, but was confident you went to marikkas...be glad when they get it rebuilt.

 

[UKserialkiller]

don't know tiny, but was confident you went to marikkas...be glad when they get it rebuilt.

What happened to it?

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

tore it down...building a giant new one

 

[UKserialkiller]

tore it down...building a giant new one

Had no idea. I use to go to the one in Heartland. And there was also some redneck bar there too.

Where's the new one going?

 

[funKYcat75]

Had no idea. I use to go to the one in Heartland. And there was also some redneck bar there too.

Where's the new one going?

Southland Drive where they tore it down. They're trying their best to revitalize that awful stretch of road.

 

[BDRintheVille]

She had just said out loud "I get off at 5" it was 4:30 pm and I looked around to see who she was talking to. It was me so, the rest is history.

While I'm disappointed that your reply was not something along the lines of, " . . . and again around 5:30, if you play your cards right," I am happy that it clearly worked out well for you and the Mrs. I salute you, good sir.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Southland Drive where they tore it down. They're trying their best to revitalize that awful stretch of road.

I remember Southland Dr had Trump's. Get a baked potato and a steak for $9.99

 

[mashburned]

"Hey you like chicken?"