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good pick up lines
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Its sounds like she was the one that had the pick up line that worked.
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Yeah, basically I was caught off guard. She was a fox and a lot younger so I did not expect someone like her to even consider me.
Warriercat is alright in my book. I'm married to a gal who is only 1 year younger than me but looks about 20 years younger than me. I'm certain people think she's my daughter.
Lol... I meant no disrespect. When I read your original post I was thinking, "how do I make a good joke about this?" Then SC came in with the proverbial kill shot, mic drop, whatever you want to call it. Good stuff.
Hey - let me be the first to tell you something you already know - any single guy would love to take home a chick 15 years his junior (provided that guy is over 34).
She is actually 16 years and 2 days younger. Our birthdays are 2 days apart. August 1st and 3rd. I will be 60 and she will be 44.
I get that all of the time too. Most think my wife is in her 30's. They think my 11 year old is my granddaughter. Hey, I am good with it. My wife takes care of herself.
One day I may hit you up on some advice on that.
Hi! My name is Willy. I eat butthole so good, I could turn Ellen DeGeneras straight.
I keep mine simple. "Hi, do you know (insert your name)?" When she says no..."Well, you just met him. And what is your name?"
If she smiles or laughs, you have a shot.
If she smiles or laughs, you have a shot.
Go to the zoo, hang out at the owl exhibit. Tell every girl that walks by, "nice hooters". See what happens.
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
I bet you wouldn't let me jelly it into your arse.
I bet you wouldn't let me jelly it into your arse.
My wife and I are just a few months a part and both 38. She still looks 16 and I look, well a heck of a lot older than 38. People have asked our daughter(17) if my wife is her younger sister. One waiter gave her a kids menu at a restaurant. I guess part of the is reason is that I am 6'2" and she is 4'11". But she is aging well
I don't need to practice them any more, but the only one I ever used was "Hey there...how you doing? I'm Adam. What's your name?"
No such thing. Pickup lines are nothing but laziness and stupidity. Never known a woman who ever fell for one.
Honesty always worked better for me. But if you really want a pick up line. I read in an adult magazine once about a guy who's pick up line was, "Want to go home with me and f*(K?". The writer who said he was a friend wrote the guy got his face slapped a lot but rarely left alone.
You want to know the truth about pick up lines? Ask a girl. Girls would know which ones they'd respond to and which ones they would not even react to.
Let me make this perfectly clear. My wife of 43 years is the most awesome person I know mainly because of all the ******** i have put her through the last 43 yrs of marriage. She has aged very well. Dont look a day over forty and no ... no pics.., take my word for it rack and all. Now lets talk failure pick up lines. No way shape or form would I jepordize my happy life over another woman unless she is a mega millionaire that was undoubtly turned on by an over weight 62 yr old short dick. Not happing Jus sayin. Now that thats outta the way todays failure pick up line. Many tenderonies live in my sub that meet their kids at the bus stop everyday. Two ladies that a pass by everyday and a pair of hotties walk past my house...I say hey, Im gonna call animal services ( dog pound ) they say why. My reponse. 2 foxes loose in neighborhood. Either they did not get it or I got the major neighborhood shun. What say you. Keep in mind I was in super tight speedos exposing nut sack the peanut man would laugh at and a sausage Bob Evans would throw out. Shun or no understand the 2 inch porn star.
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Brought a thought to mind. Never used "pick up lines" but I was a born "flirt". My wife (almost 16 years now) and I were eating at Longhorn's here. I forget the exact circumstances but the pretty, YOUNG, waitress said, "I have been trying to run down the manager". I caught myself just in time from telling her, "If you were chasing me I sure would not be running fast". That would definitely not gone over well with the wife.
"Hey daddy, I sure would like to wring out them blue jeans."
"Want to add another notch to that belt, you rank old dog?"
"If it smells like cologne, then it's time to bone."
I'm really nervous around girls so my dad let's me practice pickup lines on him.
"Want to add another notch to that belt, you rank old dog?"
"If it smells like cologne, then it's time to bone."
I'm really nervous around girls so my dad let's me practice pickup lines on him.