Well, that's not the entire transcript of Jurich's statement. Let me release the rest:
"After having looked further into the matter, and determining that the information was exactly the information that could otherwise be gleaned from public film of Wake Forest, the University and I undertook an in depth investigation into whether the information was, in fact, detrimental to the team's preparation.
To date it appears that it took approximately 18 hours of study by our defensive staff, before somebody told Petrino ," . . . . ah, Hell, Bob, this is the same **** you can pick up on film, or a decently written SI article."
Given the hours expended by our staff in studying the information provided, the University is certain, that, in fact, its provision to our defensive staff caused significant developmental stress to the entire defense, and actual eye strain to our coaches and players. Just a matter of a couple of weeks after the Wake Forest game, we entered into a two game losing streak, during which some commentators stated that Louisville's secondary was too slow to keep up with Houston and Kentucky receivers. In fact, after "Juice" Johnson's second 60 yard plus touchdown reception, two of our defensive backs were upbraided by Coach Petrino, but responded, "hell Coach, we could keep up with Johnson, if we could SEE him."
Further, we have determined, that because Wake Forest did not use the plays that our staff had procured, the entirety of the matter is simply a Trojan Horse, although unlike prior alleged scandals associated with this University, I am certain no used Trojans were found near any football facility.
Perhaps the greatest detriment to our program was the date and timing of the provision of the subject information, coinciding directly with both a major Jewish and a major Muslim holiday, dates which the University assiduously avoids scheduling Tuesday night ESPN football games, out of respect for our amazingly diverse urban-oriented fan base.
I have asked our attorneys to look into this matter in which the University has, again, been abused. This might well be the lowest anyone has stooped to ruin the reputation of our University sports programs since prostitutes forced themselves into a university dorm, and then forced themselves onto prospective recruits. Some with longer memories might recall that our Men's Basketball Coach was similarly assaulted a few years ago. Fortunately, Coach Pitino was able to effectively discharge his duties as our Coach - - - - a discharge that came a mere 13 seconds after the assault began."