and a SPD official stop every time he glides a stop, drives too slow, or weaves 6 inches in his lane. There is no visible means of support and he can put enough $3.59 in his tank to cruise The Jewel all day and all night...every day of the week? Trust me, there is a whole lot of "other-world" going on there.
I can't believe that MBN or SPD doesn't have a 10 inch file on this guy. That leads to a bunch of questions. Deferring to any investigations underway, he is open and "out there" .... and no one is sniffing his ***?
I think a well placed unofficial *** whipping and a warning that "the Bureau (or the Feds) is about to bust your *** " would do the job of getting his *** outta town.
Then again, I am presupposing the mind of a slack-jawed citizen of S'Ville who rides around all day in a car with an unpaid sponsorship on his ride.
Nevermind.