GYERO ARCHIVE

[gattongrad09]

All this FEEL GOOD BAMA stuff would be real cool if they covered. Get pumped.

 

[anthonys735]

Fromm throwing seeds all over the yard and Kirby inserts Fields into game to show he’s not a racist?

No other reason.

To keep him from transferring.

 

[ukalum01]

Them Pitt unis :boom:

 

[MrKentucky]

"ALABAMA'S GOT A QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY AGAIN."
-Some dumbdick on ESPN Monday.

Doesn’t even take that long thanks to twitter.

 

[buckethead1978]

Skip Bayless needs to be punched in the face

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

The fact that Pitt and Northwestern are playing in conference championship games is the sign I needed to officially move on to basketball season.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Tua has lost some confidence.


Okay.

 

[NW50]

Where the hell have you been the last several years?

Ehhh I done just plum forgot about this site pretty much.

Push notifications and other social media sources took over the rare free time I have. When Matt Jones tweeted that link this morning to this site I just thought OH YEAH I should see if GYERO is still a thing.

Long story short, 35 and married with 3 kids now and living a pretty boring lifestyle.

Side note, according to statistics, a few things should have happened in my absence.

Who:

- got divorced
- got fat
- went broke
- got rich
- took up CrossFit
- went vegan
- came out of the closet
- got a sex change?


Details, people. I need em.

 

[krazykats]

Kevin Knoximp:

 

[NW50]

NW50 should post a picture of that big tiddy ex gf

Only one I can see publicly that shows boobage. I have more on an external hard drive somewhere.

 

[gattongrad09]

Id probably tollerate a bad steak at Tonys for that one

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

To keep him from transferring.

That Fields punt fake worked to perfection. Half the team should transfer after that train wreck.

 

[joeyrupption]

The rage from these Dr. Pepper farces doesn’t subside between games. It just builds exponentially with every ignominious display.

They need to increase the distance and go to junior sized footballs - or do something else to make overhand throws the only play.

 

[cricket3]

They’re five yards away. You don’t throw a five yard shovel pass overhanded, why should they?

 

[buckethead1978]

I swear that in 1997 or 1998 the Dr Pepper challenge was to throw a football into a Dr Pepper can. Problem was that the cab was strapped to the back of a moving golf cart and the throw was 20 yards...and you got one try

 

[joeyrupption]

They’re five yards away. You don’t throw a five yard shovel pass overhanded, why should they?

No ****.

I must’ve forgotten the shovel pass drills during those QB club competitions back in the nineties. Oh wait, they only competed while doing cool stuff that is fun to watch, that’s why they didn’t have them.

That’s why they need to make it farther. But a normal person can throw a collegiate sized football. That’s why the need to decrease the size. WTF is going on here?

 

[anthonys735]

They want to give away prizes. Losers don't sell ****** soft drinks.

 

[cricket3]

I’m sure watching a girl who’s never played sports trying to throw a football 10+ yards would be much more exciting.

How about just realizing a 30 second carnival game contest to advertise soft drinks isn’t really there for entertainment.

 

[joeyrupption]

They could change the game to force overhand and still give away prizes. You can throw things farther with one arm than two (unless you’re Kevin love). Do the calculus to find the distance that people will change throwing motion and make the target bigger.

Glory days.

 

[joeyrupption]

I’m sure watching a girl who’s never played sports trying to throw a football 10+ yards would be much more exciting.

How about just realizing a 30 second carnival game contest to advertise soft drinks isn’t really there for entertainment.

The girls will suck no matter what, but it would force these boys to nut up and spin the pill.

And it is there for entertainment. Otherwise they would just hand them equal checks and congratulate them on being the two sweepstakes winners.

 

[bluthruandthru]

They could change the game to force overhand and still give away prizes. You can throw things farther with one arm than two (unless you’re Kevin love). Do the calculus to find the distance that people will change throwing motion and make the target bigger.

Glory days.

GD!!

I watched that whole thing thinking he canned it from 23...

Spoiler

he didn't

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

My take on this whole Dr Pepper contest thing is this: who gives a ****

 

[TheShowKiller]

These Hallmark movies, man, they turn my wife and 12 year old daughter into zombies. There are 500 on my DVR, approximately 200 star Candance Cameron.

They all have variations of the same story, it’s like madlibs on TV with cute single girl and guy around Xmas. Is the girl the Scrooge or the guy this time? Who saves who. I dunno, but someone is falling in love by the time the credits roll!

 

[_Chase_]

Hallmark hit the damn jackpot with those movies. Every white woman in America loves all of them.

 

[joeyrupption]

My take on this whole Dr Pepper contest thing is this: who gives a ****

Hey everybody, the guy who jumps on asbestos dumpsters in Nicholasville for a living doesn’t care if things are good or not. Good to know.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

So Tyson Fury is a soft bodied, shoulder hunching, old looking white guy?


No wonder boxing sucks.

 

[BBdK]

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Clay Travis still sucks, though.

 

[cawoodsct]

I actually read showkillers post to my wife. Same story, same ending every damn time. I’ll read catpaw and twitter while she watches one every now and again and it’s nothing but docboat cheese.

 

[cawoodsct]

:footballlayoff:

Bama
Clemson
ND
Sooners

 

[Geese Feeder]

Been saying it all year...

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Georgia should have just declined the invite to the SEC Championship.

 

[kybobcat_rivals185207]

Timing is indeed everything.

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

my lungs may be full of mesothelioma but my bank account is full of Cold. Hard. Cash.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Tiger Woods looking good today. 16 strokes back at the Hero.

 

[_Chase_]

Tiger is a failure if he doesn’t win every single week.

 

[wcc31]

Three Top25 wins for UKFB, including two road Ws. Pretty damn impressive.

 

[cawoodsct]

Kentucky:football: will play Penn State in Citrus Bowl

 

[rudd1]

These Hallmark movies, man, they turn my wife and 12 year old daughter into zombies. There are 500 on my DVR, approximately 200 star Candance Cameron.

They all have variations of the same story, it’s like madlibs on TV with cute single girl and guy around Xmas. Is the girl the Scrooge or the guy this time? Who saves who. I dunno, but someone is falling in love by the time the credits roll!

-one thing is for sure: someone will have lost sight of what really matters.