Thoughts:
- So these new gambling sites and their cute little promos are like a drug dealer saying, "the first one's free," right? Won't be long until everyone owes Big Worm his money.
- From the makers of adulting and soooo, I did a thing . . . comes a brand new phrase: "ALL THE THINGS." Instead of using the indefinite pronouns "everything" or "anything," it's way more wacky to utter the phrase "all the things."
I tell you, that Jill. She can work 20 hours a week, homeschool her kids, organize the neighborhood watch, and pack snacks for soccer practices. There is nothing she can't do! She does all of the things!"
- My wife mopped our hardwood floors this weekend, but instead of using the hardwood floor cleaner, she mistakenly poured a bottle of leather upholstery cleaner into the bucket. We're sliding and busting our asses all over the place. Slicker than a bluegill's pecker.
- Got 4th place in a chili cook-off last week at school. I did a traditional, smoked chili. Here is what won:
1st - Some sweet tasting tomato paste but it came with pimento cheese sandwiches, hotdogs, and vote solicitation 2 days before the contest.
2nd - A white bean chicken chili. Looked delicious and smelled great, but I didn't taste it. You know why? BECAUSE THAT'S NOT F'ING CHILI that's why!
3rd - A premium chili that had slow roasted ribeye meat and sirloin as it's main protein. LOL at a $75 chili recipe taking home 3rd.
Next year I'll bring a potato soup. Marcus.
- So Christmas on November 1st is a thing now. I guess pumpkin spiced everything and fall, y'all! just isn't as trendy as it used to be. Let's throw up a Christmas tree, drink some peppermint mochas, and do a Tik-Tok. It's going to be 80 on Wednesday, ladies. Relax.
- According to my Facebook spyware, Duckhead has indeed made a comeback, and judging by their prices, they are proud of their things. All of the things.