Currently sitting on a flight from FLL to SFO. Upgraded to the EvenMoreSpace seats on JetBlue, nice window seat. And I had the whole row to myself! Door closes and I’ve hit the lottery. But…
Ol girl just comes rolling up from the back of the plane and sits right next to me in the middle seat. Yapping away on her phone. Not a lick of english. And no one in the aisle seat!
Conversation is out of the question given the language barrier. Gesturing with my hands, I ask her if we can maybe share the middle space and she sit on the aisle? But I’m talking zero english. No comprendo. Nada. But she eventually said “sit here” and smiled. She’s somewhat hot (7 ish) so whatever. Kim K vibe if you are several beers deep at some broke *** beach bar.
25 years ago this wouldn’t be an issue and I probably would’ve tried to play this out with this lovely Latina. But I’m married, have work to do, movies to watch, and posts to make on GYERO. And I don’t have time for this distracting crap.
DAMN IT!
