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august-west

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Taking UVA-CSU u120.5

Feels like UVA basketball is like Iowa football anymore. They can't make the total low enough. No chance I'm sitting on an over with that trash UVA team.

I got it at u115.5 and I feel rather confident about it. Of course they will end up getting hot and someone will hit a 3 at the end to hit the over.
 
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Getting up early on a Sunday morning, before that cvnt of an ex-wife of mine did, and the kids were still sleeping, putting on a fresh pot of coffee, grabbing the Sunday paper, rolling a nice spliff, pouring a cup, and sitting outside on the deck, with the Sunday morning sports radio going, reading the paper, getting high, and drinking that coffee... Well, not many things in my life have ever brought me the simple happiness and peace than moments like that.
 

btodd0224 n/a?

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I drink chocolate/macadamia coffee from Hawaii with a thyroid pill that has me going 200mph all day. Makes a meth head look like they’re in slow motion. Average about 2-3 hours sleep a day over the past 20 years. I also eat Valium like skittles to slow me down from it.

Never understood the reasoning of going break neck speed all day. I like a nice laid back feeling hence the ganja usage. Never have that laid back feeling but ya gotta have dreams. 🤷🏻‍♂️
 

roguemocha

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Jack3d was some f**ked up, dirty ****. No joke. That stuff gave you feelings even hard drugs can’t.
Yea because you felt real life steroids, they were legitimately dosing their product with actual steroids, hence working out and never feeling tired/no need for recovery.

We’d all be dead if Ripped Fuel was still around, the dreams on that **** were terrifying lol.

-The clown nailed it. I’ve never been happier than when I was most miserable after buying a house in Largo (20 mins from here), leaving the Keys, installing a pool at said house, with miserably unhappy gf and her terrible “friend/roommate”, than I was in those mornings.

Got up at 0430 with a pre-rolled spliff, threw on the coffee, a little MCT Oil in there and had the paper/internet to myself for an hour or so.

Damn, that was living. I mean, I do it now, but it doesn’t seem as precious without a miserable ex around that I’m hiding from.

-It’s March 20 and it’s almost freezing in Lex…wow.

-Filled out and paid for my brackets properly like a true gentleman, same bracket for all pools, one bracket only, if you need more than one bracket you have sex with other men, if you want to donate more just donate more.

Guys with multiple brackets probably have trouble deciding which pair of buckle shoes they’re wearing to work…
 
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80 Proof

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Coffee is unbelievable. Why would anyone try to give it up?
You quit drinking it on a couple of occasions circa 2015. Pissed me off.
If I could afford a really good espresso machine (most of them are garbage) I'd probably be hooked, and shorten my already "murky" life-span.
Mr Coffee and DeLonghi both have good pump driven espresso machines at a reasonable price. The biggest key is grinding the beans properly as you need them.
 
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I've pondered one of these for a while. Still expensive, but relatively, not so much, and from what I've read, it produces a cup that is as good as machines that cost thousands (provided you buy a top notch grinder (not cheap either). It's just labor intensive, and time-consuming, but for one or two people it would be a cheaper way to get 5 star espresso. 275 bucks on Amazon. But, like I said, unless you spend 150 dollars (MINIMUM) on a manual grinder, you might as well not even BOTHER trying to make espresso.

Flair Espresso Maker PRO 2​



 

Anon1640710541

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Nov 14, 2002
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Gas station boner pills. Surely we’ve got a few ne’er do wells and misfits on here who regularly abuse those.

I’ve randomly heard Theo Vonn and Brian Renban both talk recently about getting totally hooked on them. Like, wtf? I’m pretty much afraid to buy anything on the gas station counter.
 

roguemocha

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Just get legit boner pills if you want… they’re cheap and highly available at hims.com or bluechew.com or 30 other places if you want them. They’re fun for sure.

Good for a gym pump too apparently but never tried it for that.

I take finasteride from that place too and never had to go to a doctor. But something like weed that grows from the earth, gotta go in person, random chemicals thrown together by Purdue pharma, just talk to an internet bot!
 

roguemocha

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I'm 61 and I've abused my body for 4 decades plus, and I still don't have a problem in that area, so I doubt anyone on here does either. 5 minute refractory period, and, properly motivated... LOL
I think abuse affects people differently clown lol. I don’t have a “problem” in that area either but they’re a blast.

When I had friends tease me about them (while likely secretly taking them as well…some of us don’t hide everything and are open) I said, “why do you have to drink to have fun when you go out?”

They’d reply, “I don’t HAVE to it’s just more fun when I do!”

My reply to that, “exactly…”
 
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Okay, so I'm clearly not well versed in sildenafil. I just assumed it was needed because you can't get wood.

Why would you take it before you go the gym? It just seems like you'd be bench pressing weights, with a hardon sticking up like the flag pole at Iwo Jima
 
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catlanta33

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I don't think they were actually boner pills - the workaround was the change the formula a little and relabel it. It's all just a version of some speed. They just came up with stupid names for everything.
 
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I don't think they were actually boner pills - the workaround was the change the formula a little and relabel it. It's all just a version of some speed. They just came up with stupid names for everything.
That's cool. I'm always down for some speed. 3 hour boners always just seemed, well, superfluous...

Anybody else remember their granddads putting egg shells in with the coffee grounds before they percolated it?

My GPAW always did that. He said it made it smoother. Doubtful, because he cooked the **** out of the coffee on a stovetop percolator that looked like it came from the Civil War.
 
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roguemocha

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Okay, so I'm clearly not well versed in sildenafil. I just assumed it was needed because you can't get wood.

Why would you take it before you go the gym? It just seems like you'd be bench pressing weights, with a hardon sticking up like the flag pole at Iwo Jima
You still “usually” need to be in the mood or situation. Sildenafil just opens/dilates the vessels, so if your peener vessels are struggling to open you have trouble with boners, this eliminates that.

Guys that can’t get boners still get aroused just can’t “perform”.

In the gym, you’d get a great “pump” aka your muscles and veins are swollen to the gills with blood.

Like for real, my quads would look so fire right now Brody… #🥦👴🏼
 

justa

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- Got into A LOT of trouble mixing Ripped Fuel and brown water one night my Sr yr at UK while on a road trip. Thankfully I got the local Matlock to take care of everything, cost me a nice bit of coin.

- I professionally buy more coffee in a week then this entire board buys in a year. About 1.5m lbs per year, mix of sourcing finished product from local roasters in each of my markets & we roast our own as well. Also play the green coffee bean commodities market to lock in rates for us every quarter. Its an interesting industry, I know more about coffee & tea then I ever cared to. Simple drip setup at home with a grinder, nothing fancy. If you get good beans, grind correctly, and set the correct throw ratio you're good.
 

anthonys735

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-I liked when the gals in college would be like, "hehe I'm feeling fat, I'm just to live off red pills(ripped fuel) for a few days." That combined with binge drinking, stress, and no sleep seemed healthy.

-Jacked3d was "University Studied"!! Also, it didn't get banned for containing steriods. It got banned because it had a massive dose of DMAA, which is essentially an amphetamine.

-Took a gas station yellow jacket one night driving from StL to Mobile. Probably chased it with a Red Bull, and definitely had been drinking the previous couple days in StL. We were trying to make it a straight shot. Thought my heart was goin to explode somewhere in Arkansas or Northern Mississippi. Had my Indian(dot) friend with me and really had to weigh the danger of continuing to drive or pulling over and staying at a roadside motel not long after 9/11. "Stay in the car until I go in and get the keys."

-Tony Bennett went from hottest name in BB to the most awful brand in the sport. Life comes at you fast.

-The mass produced pre-ground coffee is disgusting. Do better.

-Weather is pretty tuurrible over the next 10. 50/30s. Bleh. Let's get this Spring rolling.
 
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Well, if anyone knows the best artisinal coffee roaster in Lexington, I'm POSITIVE that GYERO does.

So... if the Clown wanted to pick up some medium roast Arabica, where should he go?
 
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I've never had trouble standing at attention, thankfully. A friend gave me some Cialis recently, tried it out and neither me nor the wife noticed any difference.

Basically, yall's a bunch of limp dick MFers.
He wears a fvcking ROLEX, with an Oyster bracelet on it. Unfortunately, I saw a picture of it.

LOL
 
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Like I was saying, if I don't have trouble in that department, with how I've lived my life, you all got nothing to worry about. Although, I just had my DOT physical. BP 120/80 (like a GD Swiss watch), resting pulse rate - 68, Cholesteral/Blood Panels perfect, right down the line. Maybe I'm just a GD modern miracle.*

*(Clown dies within 6 months... Meh, it was a good run. Left nothing on the table. I do have one death bed request, because my wife won't do it. I need a GYERO "trustee" to come to the hospice, with a sturdy pair of pliars, and be at the ready, because I've got a gold crown that needs to be yanked out before they wheel me to the morgue. I'll be damned if the funeral home is getting that 1000 dollar tooth.)
 
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krazykats

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When I said no one will steal my joy of this team in March I didn’t realize I was issuing a challenge.

Wife now has an infection from the surgery but we spent all last week trying to clear that up. It’s getting there.

However she is still claiming infection as our 7YO is now sick, diagnosed with an ear infection, and throwing up 2-3 times a night after heavy doses of medicine.

Kid had intussusception as a baby and I feel like it’s back every time he has vomiting issues, you know due to ear infection.

Anyway we got 1 more day to pile on here so maybe I was wrong about my joy!
 
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