GYERO ARCHIVE

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

IT'SA MEEE, IT'SA CONTADOR!!!!! (lobs urine tests at approaching cyclists)

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Send Cueto and Phillips to the Cubs for Baez and Castro.

NO.

cueto is one of the best pitchers in the game. theyd better get more than that for him.

 

[GrandePdre]

Any deal with the Cubs had better include Soler and Addison Russell.

 

[anthonys735]

Chamblee: "He's in a power predjudice era... he's keeps things in perspective.. smart player... same on thursday as sunday on 15... His golf swing doesn't blow you away."

Might not of said it well but that's exactly what I'm saying.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

castro also makes a lot of money:

16 = 8 mil
17 = 10 mil
18 = 11 mil
19 = 12 mil
20 = 16 mil (1 mil buyout)

hes basically a younger version of brandon phillips, with an even longer contract. i want no part of this goof.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Chamblee: "He's in a power predjudice era... he's keeps things in perspective.. smart player... same on thursday as sunday on 15... His golf swing doesn't blow you away."

Might not of said it well but that's exactly what I'm saying.

no. you said his talent doesnt blow you away. which is RIDICULOUS, because he may be the most talented player on tour.

youre acting like a complete simpleton, insisting that basically the only way to have awesome talent is to mash the ball 325 yards, have a pretty swing, and look good with your shirt off.

 

[catlanta33]

Anth, it was a bad take. Also, quoting that pretentious gaffot isn't helping.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

maybe jordan spieths golf skills will file chapter 11, and you and bbdk can make an outrageous claim about how it's not actually bankrupt.

thats really your only shot of getting anyone's support for your terrible take.

 

[_Chase_]

How is Speith pretty far ahead of Rory mentally?

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

How is Speith pretty far ahead of Rory mentally?

hes like a top-3 all-time concentrator.

 

[krazykats]

Reds would be dumb to take Castro and Baez for Cueto, and Soler isnt panning out because of injuries.

Seeing an inner division trade the Reds should start at Kyle Schwarber and Albert Almora to see where it goes. Probably wouldn't work.

They really should be able to work with Houston's farm system and get a lot back.

 

[cawoodsct]

I will say this on Rory's mental capacity. After blowing the Master's with an 80 on Sunday i thought it may take him awhile to regroup to get his first major. Nope. 2 months later he wins in record fashion at the US Open, that showed me something in that regard.

 

[catlanta33]

How is Speith pretty far ahead of Rory mentally?

Tour stats for

Spieth 96.309%
Tiger 94.326%
Phil 92.294%
Rory 12.34%

Edit: But Rory could sling it like a Frisbee when he lost 20 yards further than the rest.

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

Yankees aren't taking on BP....have a somewhat decent prospect at 2B and have wack contracts at every turn. I guess it's feasible if the Reds pick up the contract but the Yankees don't have a great farm and are going to get out of some of these contracts in the next few years. Doesn't make that much sense for them at least.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Might not of said

 

[ukrjr1]

Guys, I wasn't being serious about the Castro/Baez trade. I made the same joke to PTI on Thefacebook.com last week. I loathe Castro and want him out of Chicago.

 

[_Chase_]

Tour stats for

Spieth 96.309%
Tiger 94.326%
Phil 92.294%
Rory 12.34%

Edit: But Rory could sling it like a Frisbee when he lost 20 yards further than the rest.

I feel like this post went over my head, because I don't get it. What are those stats, and why is "Simon" involved.

Am I retarded that I don't understand this?

 

[Beavis606]

Simple Simon = simpleton (I'm guessing). So tour stats for simpletons. (I'll get mattcats to ms paint it for you if you want).

 

[catlanta33]

Simon is a concentration game from the 80's. Per usual for me, it was funnier in my head.

 

[_Chase_]

Simple Simon = simpleton (I'm guessing)

But what are the stats referencing?

 

[UK_Memphis]

But what are the stats referencing?

Mental game %. Get with it bro.

 

[_Chase_]

My fault for thinking they were actual tour stats.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

All of this is well and good, but how is their ball striking?

 

[UK_Memphis]

Spieth - 96.309%
Rory - 12.34%
Chase - -3.1415%

 

[catlanta33]

My fault for thinking they were actual tour stats.

*******.

 

[cawoodsct]

Spieth>>>Rory when it comes to soccer.

 

[Beavis606]

 

[UK_Memphis]

Lawyers - Is it normal for a lead defense lawyer to up and quit in the middle of a trial? Specifically a DOJ lawyer and a huge case.

 

[_Chase_]

Happens all the time Chief.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

I think questioning the mental toughness of a multiple major winner is a bit of a reach but whatever.

The suites at Commonwealth appear, from a distance, to be the type of place that hostages are held in the Ukraine.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

 

[Mattox]

 

[cawoodsct]

 

[SAECATFAN]

Every 3rd window is missing in the press box/suites because apparently the manufacturer in England made them a .5" too long.

kay:

 

[cawoodsct]

I've heard they may have to play the first home game at EKU due to construction problems.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Every 3rd window is missing in the press box/suites because apparently the manufacturer in England made them a .5" too long.

kay:

That is some serious Kentucky right there.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

I heard that the turf is actually made of rattlesnakes and if you wake them up they will bite you so hopefully they will be asleep during games, IMO.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

I heard that the turf is actually made of rattlesnakes and if you wake them up they will bite you so hopefully they will be asleep during games, IMO.

defense usually is on 3rd down lol imo

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Also heard that seats are made out of jagged glass so stay on your feet cats fan lol p.s. farr meetch

 

[Beavis606]

Stoops was wearing UK gear with the old K in UK yesterday. And the new cws logo they unveiled in Hoover, which is on the media guide, has the old K, too. Have they scrapped the new nike K already?