GYERO ARCHIVE
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I don't know about a waiver but if I'm you I make sure that new boat has been added to your umbrella policy and I'd go ahead and splurge the 50 bucks or so to increase the underlying liability on the boat itself to 500k or more. Nothing wrong with wanting to get out and have some fun, just make sure your *** is covered in case something bad goes down. Between your Porsche, big boat, and professional title you're a walking lawsuit waiting to happen. Might want to look into a 3 mill umbrella to be frank.
SHHHHHHH!!! You're gonna ruin the eventual transformation of the X-RAYTED to the GYERO Floating Sports Bar feat. GYERO Law, LLC.
With that set of tits you are sporting these days, it would be impossible for you not to.
Drunk people have trouble walking and sitting. It certainly has a lot to do with drowning. Most of these people aren't just drowning while they're out swimming.
I'd say it has more to do with people being idiots than just being drunk. Of course, those two aren't mutually exclusive.
Drunk people can't walk very well, but they can walk. Drunk floating/swimming, something else would have to happen for a swimmer to drown 99% of the time.
Take the party cove, for example. 98% of the 500-1000 people in there are drunk on any given day, when's the last time someone drowned out there?
Drunk people can't walk very well, but they can walk. Drunk floating/swimming, something else would have to happen for a swimmer to drown 99% of the time.
Take the party cove, for example. 98% of the 500-1000 people in there are drunk on any given day, when's the last time someone drowned out there?
My mother sent me to swimming lessons when I was like 1. To pass, the mothers tossed you into the deep end of the pool. If you came up to the top, you passed. If you sank . . .
That was 1977.
I've never been scared of water in my entire life, but I am scared of dying by drowning/suffocation.
That was 1977.
I've never been scared of water in my entire life, but I am scared of dying by drowning/suffocation.
- I prefer Moerlein Lager House (drink local!) to Yard House, but both have a cool atmosphere, good food and great beer.
- Toby Keith's was pissed when the Banks allowed Tin Roof as no other country bars were supposed to be allowed. Kind of agree with them.
- Eric Church is the best thing going in country music.
- My realistic preferences:
pg- Smith (more realistically simmons)
sg- Monk
wing- alkins
combo f- bridges
c- ayton
Give me that and bring on the f'ing Dookies.
- Happy for Boat and I will come down sometime.
- Beginning a two-week birthday gauntlet for the lass. What a racket.
- Toby Keith's was pissed when the Banks allowed Tin Roof as no other country bars were supposed to be allowed. Kind of agree with them.
- Eric Church is the best thing going in country music.
- My realistic preferences:
pg- Smith (more realistically simmons)
sg- Monk
wing- alkins
combo f- bridges
c- ayton
Give me that and bring on the f'ing Dookies.
- Happy for Boat and I will come down sometime.
- Beginning a two-week birthday gauntlet for the lass. What a racket.
If the good Lord had meant us to swim, He would've given us gills, flippers, scales, and tartar sauce. It's "Adam and Eve," not "Adam and Aquaman."
I thought you were the one who pointed her out when that all hit the web last year. Her self shot videos are so good they are pretty much production quality. She won the iCloud leak fur shur.
Maybe I did? Regardless, had no clue who she was until I googled her after watching the show....
It was just an old plywood boat
75 Johnson with an electric choke
young boy two hands on the wheel
I can't replace the way it made me feel
And I would turn her sharp
And I would make it whine
He'd say, "You can't beat the way a old wood boat rides"
Just a little lake cross the Alabama line
But I was king of the ocean
When Daddy let me drive
:sunglasses:
75 Johnson with an electric choke
young boy two hands on the wheel
I can't replace the way it made me feel
And I would turn her sharp
And I would make it whine
He'd say, "You can't beat the way a old wood boat rides"
Just a little lake cross the Alabama line
But I was king of the ocean
When Daddy let me drive
:sunglasses:
Gracias Bt4, pumped up both of those today. I'm covered up now. Making dreams come true for someone (hopefully not)
Congrats Sae! Or was that planned?
Congrats Sae! Or was that planned?
My children thanked God for their penises last night. I am a hell of a father.
I know you're joking (kind of), but you aren't making anyone's dreams come true if you get hit with a large policy limits claim. If that happens, chances are good you've maimed someone for life, killed them, etc... Every person I've ever met that's been hurt badly or had a loved one killed would trade every penny in the world to have their health back/ have them back.
You f*ck someone up, you pay for it, and that's how it should be.
Speaking of boats, lawyers and injuries, anyone in central KY seen those awful TV commercials for ATTORNEYSCOTTFOSTER!!!! in London (iirc)?
They show people out in boats on Cumberland, with the clear implication that ATTORNEYSCOTTFOSTER!!!! will shake people down so that you can live it up on the lake.
Cut to ATTORNEYSCOTTFOSTER!!!! mean-mugging in a tough-guy pose.
[sick]
They show people out in boats on Cumberland, with the clear implication that ATTORNEYSCOTTFOSTER!!!! will shake people down so that you can live it up on the lake.
Cut to ATTORNEYSCOTTFOSTER!!!! mean-mugging in a tough-guy pose.
[sick]
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Is that the guy with a commercial showing him flying a plane to attend to a client?
Weren't you drunk off your *** walking around your house wielding your big badAR in front of a bunch of ppl?
Or was that someone else?
* lass can't swim. ie, im dating a ninjaboo.
* sitting in beautiful claremont new hampshire. giving this 100-mile foot race another shot. The vermont 100. There will be 300ish runners, as well as hundreds of horses running the same trail.
been busting my anus. dropped about 15 by cleaning up my diet. lots of hill work. been running mid day in 95-degree heat and sick humidity.
as baby georges consigliere, I'll be attempting this thing in his honor. will send belt buckle pics upon completion. race starts at 4am. wish me luck.
* sitting in beautiful claremont new hampshire. giving this 100-mile foot race another shot. The vermont 100. There will be 300ish runners, as well as hundreds of horses running the same trail.
been busting my anus. dropped about 15 by cleaning up my diet. lots of hill work. been running mid day in 95-degree heat and sick humidity.
as baby georges consigliere, I'll be attempting this thing in his honor. will send belt buckle pics upon completion. race starts at 4am. wish me luck.
- my wife decided, probably after reading some henpost on some mommyblog, to teach our son the "correct" word for his penis, so now it's just a non-stop laff riot of him trying to insert the word "penis" into everything. Penis.
- I forget the guy's name but there's some defense attorney in South Carolina with the greatest ad ever. It's like an old T.I. video.
- I forget the guy's name but there's some defense attorney in South Carolina with the greatest ad ever. It's like an old T.I. video.
My daughter much prefers the word fart to toot. I've called her all manner of Fart derivatives just joking around, and its rubbing off on her. She said "Shush Farty" to my wife the other night when she told her to do something.
My son used to think the word was "wenis" (an amalgam of "weiner and penis", I guess). That was about 10 years ago; however, I still use it. It's perfect.
Oops, forgot to add IMO.
Oops, forgot to add IMO.
Per the Facebook... B Rax's sister, tho. Fire.
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