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MaxPowerrr

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Those kids holding giant red dots during the "Simply the Best" halftime show in 2000 are shaking their heads.
 
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Starting on a 24 x 24 deck Sat that NEEDS completed by 9/5 7pm. I know it should not be a problem and should have it done in two weeks but feel kind of like the #NEWCWS crew.

“There will be a lot of dancing, a lot of dancing,” Mitchell said. “More dancing than singing. When you can’t really sing, you’ve got to get pyrotechnics involved, lots of lights, things like that. Turn my mike down, turn the professionals’ up. We know how to do this. Don’t worry.”

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BBdK

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my favorite event of the year outside of UK Sports.

[eyeroll]

He hasn't watched the race in a few months, TS.
 
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_Chase_

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Jan 22, 2004
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The Tour De Franth is awful. It's as bad, if not worse, than watching Olympic sports outside of the Olympics. Ever catch one of those random Track and Field meets on NBCSwNE21seA? Horrendous. I'd rather watch a live stream of poachers in Africa.
 

UKRob 73

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All kidding aside, this Matthew Mitchell BS isn't funny.
Who in Gods name kicks off a celebration of a stadium renovation that is 40 years past due,with the women's basketball coach?
The only AD in the country that I can think of, is the guy who hired a basketball coach who has about 4 DUI's, pissed off every single donor and alumni, openly made out in public restaurants with cougars, and had anal with dozens of UK students.

Me:Mitch is terrible, and doesn't give two ***** about football.

Anth: false, he kicked off the new Commonwealth statium with Matthew Mitchell, what else you want?
 

cricket3

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May 29, 2001
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I just saw a first day of school video where the kids and their parents sit in the gymnasium, each kid in a class is called one by one, the parents walk down and line them up while everyone cheers, and they all walk to their class together.

Is this really what's going on at schools now?
 
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JHB4UK

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I just saw a first day of school video where the kids and their parents sit in the gymnasium, each kid in a class is called one by one, the parents walk down and line them up while everyone cheers, and they all walk to their class together.

Is this really what's going on at schools now?
Pretty much

AND THEN ALL THE PARENTS GO TO THE CAFETERIA TO EAT PANCAKES AT A BOO HOO BREAKFAST! SINCE THEY ARE THE ONES CRYING NOT THE KIDS HAHAHA

#HenBitchesMakeUsAllCrazy
 
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UKRob 73

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If I was Athletic Director this is EXACTLY how it would go down. I'm sitting at my desk in the AD office staring down the hall....

Me: (sees coach Stoops coming down hallway) HOT F@cking DAMN, COACH STOOPS, GET YOUR *** IN HERE MARK. Are you shitting me, now you got a 5 star receiver out of flor? Pull it out Mark, I'm gonna put it in my mouth.

Coach Stoops: laughs

Me: seriously, at anytime coach I'll fellate the hell out of it.

Coach: I'm good, laughs and leaves.

Me 10 mins later
Me: COACH Cal, JOHN.......Get your *** in here. Another big man, are you shitting me? Pull your balls out, let me just feel them?

Cal: I've told you Rob you don't have to do that. Chuckles and leaves

15 minutes later
Me: screams at secretary.......HURRY UP AND CLOSE MY DOOR that ****** Mitchell is coming.
 
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As a Kentucky Wildcats fan in general Mitchell performing as a cover band and dancing his country *** all over the commonwealth is infuriating and embarrassing as he has yet to win anything of significance yet rolling in the cash.
 

Geese Feeder

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Sundy Best isn't terrible. Took my wife to see them at the Lancuhster Grand a couple months ago. Definitely not Sam Hunt or some ****. But I'd rather not have an act like them (with the women's college basketball coach) opening up #theNewCWS. Why not just have Richard Brooks go Gallagher on a watermelon or something with the drumline in the background with a dope beat? You know, something to get the people going!

Not going to acknowledge the Orange Lot situation until I have to. Effing concrete jungle. Harrumph. UK FOOTBALL IS DEAD TO ME NOW I CAN'T GET DRUNK AND RUN AROUND BAREFOOT ON COOL, DEWY GRASS CHASING TAIL THANKS MITCH YOUR TOP BUTTON BUTTONED LOOKS GREAT.
 
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mashburned

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I figured it out, tbh. Mitch and Sundy are just sacrificial goats if the stadium collapses or some disaster happens. Which is entirely possible, imo. Mitch knows this. Might even ensure catastrophe happens to get out of paying a women's coach 7 figures. Let this all play out before we give Mitch heck. Just sayin...
 

drxman1

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Coach Mitchell is a cool dude. He's funny, I enjoy his guest spots on KSR and his performances at Madness. If he's got a cover band opening for Sundy best, so be it.

I like Sundy Best too, get they are a local Ky act and all, but not really on the level a new stadium opening concert.

You spent over 100 million on the place, which won't be ready on time, get a real headliner. Was Drake busy?
 

MaxPowerrr

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Coach Mitchell is a cool dude. He's funny, I enjoy his guest spots on KSR and his performances at Madness. If he's got a cover band opening for Sundy best, so be it.

I like Sundy Best too, get they are a local Ky act and all, but not really on the level a new stadium opening concert.

You spent over 100 million on the place, which won't be ready on time, get a real headliner. Was Drake busy?
Well folks I think we can settle this one.
 

gattongrad09

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Just hope he knows COTTON EYED JOE! and the fans bring plenty of beach balls! Even the Deltasigs or one of them got the Nappy Roots a few years back to play one coherent jam :fire:
 

KingLlama

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I wish they'd gotten Sturgill Simpson, an actual rising star in the music industry who has strong local ties, but this is a free concert being held outside the stadium, and it's well before kickoff. It's not like Stoops is gonna allow recruits within 500 feet of that thing. They'll be in the new RECRUITING ROOM. This is basically for people who camp out for Madness, bless their hearts.
 
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Mattox

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Just hope he knows COTTON EYED JOE! and the fans bring plenty of beach balls! Even the Deltasigs or one of them got the Nappy Roots a few years back to play one coherent jam

His set will be all Katy Perry, Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus because LULZ.
 

Mattox

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"Oh, we're definitely a cover band," the coach said. "Let's don't get this mistaken. This is really not big news. You'll know every word to every song we'll ever play, guaranteed."

Mitchell anticipates a lot of smoke and mirrors in his performance.

"There will be a lot of dancing; more dancing than singing," said the coach who has become known for his showy dance moves each year at Big Blue Madness. "When you can't really sing, you've got to. If we can ever get pyrotechnics involved and lots of lights and things like that, turn my mic down and turn the professionals' mics up."

 

drxman1

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I saw Coach Mitchell walk into Parlay Social with a Limearita in his hand last weekend. The party's at his house while he was gone on vacation are legend.
 
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