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ROAD HOUSE REMAKE
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Rowdy Patron - "Wooo, boy! We are here to drink craft beer and objectify women and go crazy to the house band, One Direction! Hot damn wild times!"

Jane Dalton - "Excuse me, sir. Some of our female guests are threatened by your tone. Also "go crazy" is a trigger phrase for many of them due to their difficult upbringing by parents with mental health issues. Please sit quietly and avoid eye contact with any female in the establishment."

Rowdy Patron - "But..."

Jane Dalton - "Are your referencing my posterior? Sir, that is a microaggression that I simply won't tolerate. Please leave."

Rowdy Patron - "OK. Hope no one here is traumatized by my male privilege. I'll enter therapy post-haste."

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wcc31

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I can't speak for when wildcatchad was at UK but we rarely ever hit up Atomic while I was at Transy. Food was MEH and the bar scene wasn't anything special back in mid 2000's. I mean, we'd go there occasionally to mix things up but it was more Hideaway(RIP)/McCarthy's/Harvey's/Redmon's than anything.

It was a niche product- Fridays in the summer.

For dad- Kitty O'Shea's & Two Keys, with Blue Moon, Redmonds, Cheapside and Varsity Blue mixed in on occasion.
 

wcc31

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How does Pazzo's do as a college bar since they added on the patio and such? I like the set-up but my very limited experience leads me to believe it's still just a restaurant scene.
 

krazykats

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they should remake bloodsport. me as chong li. krazykats as that big fat redneck idiot who ends up in a wheelchair. just need a wheelchair, basically.

:boxing:

Master P(ti) is all "bout it" now, seems as though Nawlins is really working for him.

And here I was thinking just maybe there would be peace. Thought about the wardrobe you picture me in and laughed at the possible reactions of the wife and "Ate Up" staff........instead pink shorts, light blue polo and loafers are surely going to make me "fit" in.

Thanks man, not sure what I'd do without ya, friend!
 

_Chase_

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Filling out the cast for the new Roadhouse:

Goldie Hawn as Wade Garrett

Alyssa Milano as Jimmy

Adrien Brody as Elizabeth Clay

Fat Val Kilmer as Cody.

Jack Gleeson as Laughing Henchman.

Tom Berenger as Brad Wesley
 
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- Indi's dry hot wings are fire. It's always an adventure in the place as well while waiting for your order.

- Thought the tailgate was a blast. Best one I've attended in years since my sister decided to have an all day fng engagement party last yr during the SC game.

Great seeing everyone again and the overall buzz was there with the night game & new stadium.

Thanks again, JamieAnth. Great hosts as always. Lil G is a stud as well.

- Really nervous about Saturday. We absolutely can not go down there and get run. It will take a ton of the positive energy surrounding the program away going into the Florida game.

Don't think SC is all that great but our run defense looking so bad combined with their utilization of Pharoah Cooper in the Wildcat gives me nightmares. It's also a tough *** place to play on the road at night.

We *should* be able to score on them but Towles has to do a much better job with the intermediate stuff. Quit locking in one receiver and getting happy feet.

Nobody wants to hear this but we are still a very young football team overall.
 

MaxPowerrr

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Sam Elliot should show up as "guy wearing a 'Swayze Crazy' tank top just hanging out in the background s his dh the whole time"
 

SAECATFAN

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Got the sense that the coaching stuff was/is a little annoyed by Wildcat Nation's collective grumbling after Saturday's collapse. Hopefully that's enough to prevent us from getting completely pantsed down in Columbia.
 

_Chase_

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Can you imagine if we had lost last Saturday?

...shudders...

The season would have essentially been over before it started. A **** storm would've ignited.
 
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Got the sense that the coaching stuff was/is a little annoyed by Wildcat Nation's collective grumbling after Saturday's collapse. Hopefully that's enough to prevent us from getting completely pantsed down in Columbia.
They can get over it. They collectively pooped the bed in the second half. Of course people aren't going to be happy.
 

Mattox

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Agreed. If you spend all your time raising expectations and then fail to meet said expectations, then you don't get to ***** about it.
 

BBdK

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Umm, they didn't ***** about it. GYERO invented that "fact" out of thin air.
 

MaxPowerrr

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I'm more worried about Road House being remade with an ironic wink instead of being played straight, honestly. That's what this generation has a problem with- don't force a classic.
 

drxman1

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Children aren't allowed to wander that far away from home unattended these days. The whole concept would bewilder them.

True, they wouldn't be lost with cell phones and GPS these days.

Troy's skirt probing mirror tilt would not be tolerated in todays rape culture.

Chaining up Sloth in the basement would cause protest from all kinds of "special" interest groups.

The Walsh's wouldn't lose their house because of Obama's refinance program!

Chunk's truffle shuffle would draw the ire of the plus sized body shamers.

And with all the outrage about pedophiles in Hollywood, they would defiantly have to change the name of the pirate "One Eyed Willy."
 

SAECATFAN

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GYERO DISCLAIMER: Me "getting the sense" shouldn't be construed as fact or even an honest assessment of a situation for that matter.

I've gotten a lot of senses from a lot of UK coaches over the years... I mean sometimes they just have that look.
 

KingLlama

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