GYERO ARCHIVE

[Dennis Reynolds]

8 vodkas in 5 hours is pretty slow sipping at a casino tbh. Those things are good for 2-3 good slurps.

3-4 per hour is the recommended pace.

Definitely. Those are always little sippy cups, and watered down. You need 8 to feel anything.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

LOOKIN' AT A SNAAAAAAPPPPP....

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Basic snaappp
I DON'T WANT YUH
Basic snaappp
I DON'T NEED YUH

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

$4 singles or $6 doubles. Easy call really.

snap chat -----> I don't want a record of this -------> receive explicit photo ------> profit.

By far my favorite social media app next to Bumble.

What kind of casino made you pay for drinks while gamboling?

 

[BBdK]

An Indiana one...free booze while gambling is against the law there.

 

[Barrett Lindsey]

Crank up some Chief Keef. Fill Tervis with 3/4 Admiral Nelson Traditional Spiced Rum/Evan Williams + 1/4 Coke. Refill 3ish times in 2 hours. Begin the night out.

 

[cawoodsct]

UKALUM after a SNAP

 

[MrKentucky]

Played the "churning" game with a Southwest RR Card.

Used it for a free flight RT to Seattle for 2 back in July..
Got caught in their computer meltdown, got a 50% off your next domestic flight coupon as a result.

Just booked 2 round trip to Denver in October.

Basically ended up flying to Seattle and Denver for about 225 dollars in total. Pretty remarkable luck, considering the only thing that happened with my flight in the computer meltdown was a 3-4 hour delay. It sucked but was absolutely nothing compared to a lot of people.

 

[BleedBlueCats21]

Crank up some Chief Keef. Fill Tervis with 3/4 Admiral Nelson Traditional Spiced Rum/Evan Williams + 1/4 Coke. Refill 3ish times in 2 hours. Begin the night out.

All of that sounds pretty terrible to me, frankly. But I think your head is in the right place. [thumb2]

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Yeah, every great night starts with an Admiral Nelson and Coke.



Jesus f'ing christ. If we're going to allow 20-somethings in here, can we at least find some good ones?

 

[LadyCat92]

*Late but wanted to say sorry, Bernie.

*Jesus, Booker. Pay the $28. You probably won't have great video quality, if any, but you can listen, plus browse espn and social media for updates. Anthony can update you from the Loge where they have wireless.

*I don't mean to laugh, but I think CMD and I are the same age and it cracks me up when he as what are snaps and looking things up on urban dictionary. Good luck, big guy, I'm rooting for you.

 

[catlanta33]

Sips 90% water, 9% ice with a cap full of vodka. Feeling the buzz.

Check phone -- Man, this chick is smoking hot but I don't know. Not sure I want to taste her or not. She could have cooties.

Oh look, a wallered out cougar with 3-kid stretch mark and an attempted murder for poisoning her ex-husband with antifreeze is giving me the f me eyes. Saddle up, little guy, we're in for a wet n' wild one this evening. Who knows, maybe butter her up with some Morrison's and a nice glass of prune juice. Ah, isn't being 20-something just splendid.

 

[cawoodsct]

Never even heard of Admiral Nelson but i like this review of him and the Captain.

The morning after:
After spending a night with both the captain and the admiral, I came to the same conclusion. They both leave you feeling like a bag of crushed ********, although with the admiral, slightly more so.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Sometimes spiced rum is just a little too strong, so you've gotta take the edge off with a little soft drink.

/admiralnelson

 

[CatManDoo_rivals376463]

I'm sure you're older than me. And I didn't ask what snaps are - that was ukwizard. I'm actually pretty hip to the jargon of today.

 

[PuffyNips]

LC, going to mosey over to the Extravaganza and introduce yourself Saturday?

 

[BBdK]

LC is an extremely insecure woman -- there is really no other explanation for still being 'a secret' with people you've talked to every day for 12-15 years.

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

I'm 24 years old

 

[BBdK]

You're also terrible.

 

[gattongrad09]

Power Rankings for tailgating?
1*. Mcdonald House lawn or frat grove if age appropriate
2. Green Lot - easy in/out
3. Blue/Red
4. Along Cooper (underrated)
5. Front of Purple lot on the hill

*MY COUCH LOLZ BECUASE WE SUCK LOLZ

 

[BBdK]

Corn Pops Randoms:

-Had my first bowl in maybe a decade last night.

-No longer has the unique foil pouch/packaging, weak

-Also pretty sure the Pops themselves are smaller than they used to be.

-Didn't read the box or anything like back in the day b/c Twitter

-Ate the entire box, per usual -- which is why I do not buy cereal

Rack'em

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

Just saw a little news clip and interview with that autistic kid in Florida, talking about that FSU player coming to sit with him at lunch... You may not see a kid more excited than he was during the interview- he was just eating it up. I can't imagine being a parent and sending your special needs child to school every day knowing how awful kids can be to one another.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Power Rankings for tailgating?
1*. Mcdonald House lawn or frat grove if age appropriate =
2. Green Lot - easy in/out
3. Blue/Red
4. Along Cooper (underrated)
5. Front of Purple lot on the hill

*MY COUCH LOLZ BECUASE WE SUCK LOLZ

1> I'm holding out on Mcdonald House. Willpower is superhuman.
2> Green Lot is too awesome. Don't want to be seen there.
3> Blue/Red -- too packed. I'll take my talents elsewhere.
4> Cooper. Nah. Way too fun.
5> Purple. Perfect all around, which is why I avoid it.

-shitfag

 

[cawoodsct]

Fruity Pebbles ftwinplaceandshow

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Sending your kid to school every day, even if your kid is "normal" (whatever that is), is terrifying.

 

[wcc31]

- I'm sure Rinaldi will have a CGD feature on it at some point and make me like a little *****.

- Ryder Cup is easily, NOT EVEN CLOSE, my favorite golf event. :raised_hands:

- Childhood Cereal As It Stands Today:

1. Frosted Flakes
2. Captain Crunch (although it kills the roof of the mouth)
3. Cocoa Pebbles
4. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
5. Cookie Crisp

- Speaking of Serial, you'd think Season 3 would be coming along soon. Hopefully, Sarah learned her lesson after trying to get cute with Season 2.

 

[assistbyhawkins]

Sending your kid to school every day, even if your kid is "normal" (whatever that is), is terrifying.

Yes, the school that you and I send our children to for $540 per month is full of violence, guns, drugs, prositution and rape. Just a really unsafe place. I cringe every morning when I drop her off and Fr. Keen is standing there to greet all the kids with his dog. Going to have to get her some self-defense classes.

 

[BBdK]

Frosted Flakes may be even more boring than Chad's Milky Way take.

-Damsel in Defense. Guessing my wife is the only one packing one of these on her runs?

 

[cawoodsct]

These as well

 

[wcc31]

Frosted Flakes may be even more boring than Chad's Milky Way take.

Many times the palms-out-thumbs-down two-handled chest pass is the best play.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Eat ****, yearly bar dues payment.

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

Frosted Flakes? Jesus Christ. Whats the matter- never talk your mom into buying Kix?

 

[BBdK]

Many times the palms-out-thumbs-down two-handled chest pass is the best play.

Milk the cows, as my Middle School coach would say.

 

[CatManDoo_rivals376463]

Apple Jacks
Froot Loops
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Cap'n Crunch
Lucky Charms

 

[TransyCat09]

Fun Cereal rankings:

1) Fruity Pebbles
2) Cinnamon Toast Crunch
3) Lucky Charms
4) Apple Jacks
5) Fruit Loops

"Healthy" Cereal Rankings:

1) Honey Nut Cheerios
2) Kix
3) Rice Krispies
4) Frosted Mini-Wheats
5) Corn Flakes

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

What kind of insufferable dickhead would put Froot Loops ahead of Fruity Pebbles?

Ugh.

 

[BBdK]

If Honey Bunches of Oats doesn't make your list, you should be banned from cereal forever.

They should make goetta with that instead.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

HOT TAKE -

I was never a fan of the "Pebbles" brand because they get soggy too quickly.

 

[wcc31]

Marcus Welby...

Pancakes, french toast or waffles?

How do you like your eggs?

Hashbrowns, potato pancakes or homefries?

Goetta, bacon, sausage patties, sausage links or ham?

 

[CatManDoo_rivals376463]

What kind of insufferable dickhead would put Froot Loops ahead of Fruity Pebbles?

Ugh.

You weigh 165. Leave the sugary cereal posts to us fats. GTFO.