* Detroit Pistons owner Tom Gores fires head coach Monty Williams 1 year after signing him to the biggest coaching contract in league history. So, if you're keeping score at home, that's 1 year of terrible basketball for $78.5 million.
I mean, how in the world do people like this become rich in the first place? It truly defies logic.
* Nick Calathes still plays professional basketball. That's cool as hell. I mean, why would you NOT do that? As long as you keep getting paid 6 figs, that's gotta be a decent lifestyle.
* It's not too late, and I know just the good luck charm that will get this team rolling in the last 3 innings. We need some rally tittays. Any 6-7 gals with a great rack in the stands that want to flop them out and spread it all over social?
* NBA Draft is one week from today.
* Heading up to NYC for a little road running event this weekend. My return flight got updated Monday from 9pm to 5am. Minor difference.
* Cincinnati has built one mighty fine pitching staff.....
Nick Lodolo = 8-2, 2.76 era
Hunter Greene = 5-2, 3.52 era
Andrew Abbott = 5-6, 3.42 era
And they just keep on getting better and better.
* William Montgomery came out Monday night absolutely dropping BOMBS.....
12 years a slave? Let's be honest, that's kinda of a light sentence.
Iran's President just died in a helicopter crash. The helicopters mechanic Ari Greenbaum said the helicopter must have just run out of gas.



FFWD to the 1:48:20 mark for this week's brilliance from the Memphis Strangler.
* Fatass Rowdy Tellez just pimped a would-be home run that stayed in the park, and damn near got thrown out at 2nd. I hate that his hungry *** didn't end up paying for that.
* Late.