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Chef Reactions is great because of his demeanor throughout, expect him to become Dave Attell at any moment but never does
Life has broken many people, that golf video is proof.
Some times regular lines are better than TSA but don't fly enough to get TSA and don't fly out at busy times. Also, I'm an "if you're not early, you're late" guy. Saves any aggravation.
 
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TriangleUKCat

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Scariest flights (non Wettcat) I’ve been on were definitely private. Not one to give a **** mostly but when you know, you know.
 
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PTI Anon1640710541

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ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS THEY MUST COME OUT OF YOUR BAG.
ONCE AGAIN IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS THEY MUST COME OUT OF YOUR BAG.
SIR, I REPEAT, IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS THEY MUST COME OUT OF YOUR BAG.
IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS MUST COME OUT OF YOU BAG AND PLACED INTO A BIN.
SIR, NO! IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS MUST COME OUT OF YOU BAG AND PLACED INTO A BIN. DO NO SET ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS DIRECTLY ONTO THE BELT THEY MUST GO INTO A BIN.
NO, SIR. NOT IN A SMALL BIN. IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAMES BOYS OR COMPUTERS THEY MUST GO INTO A NORMAL SIZED BIN NOT A SMALL BIN AND NOT DIRECTLY ONTO THE BELT.
YOU ALSO CANNOT CARRY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAMES BOYS OR COMPUTERS THROUGH THE METAL DIRECTOR OR SCREENING DEVICE ON YOUR PERSON THEY MUST BE PLACED IN A BIN NOT A SMALL BIN BUT A REGULAR SIZED BIN.
SIR, I NEED YOU TO COME BACK UNTIL YOUR BIN HAS GONE ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE SCREENING. PLEASE DO NOT WALK OFF AND LEAVE YOUR BIN OR YOUR ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAMES BOYS OR COMPUTERS UNATTENTED.
IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS MUST COME OUT OF YOU BAG AND PLACED INTO A BIN.
ONCE AGAIN PLEASE LISTEN UP EVERYBODY IF YOU HAVE ANY ELECTRONIC DEVICES SUCH AS TABLETS LAPTOPS SWITCHES GAME BOYS OR COMPUTERS MUST COME OUT OF YOU BAG AND PLACED INTO A BIN.


#repeat 438 million times

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WayneDougan_rivals170043

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anthonys735 said:
Should've been shifted back to airlines
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Have you flown United out of Louisville? There is no effin way they’d be better than TSA. The incompetence is absolutely astounding and they make up for it by having a nasty attitude.

I actually don’t mind TSA. The Louisville TSA are good people. Some of them have been there for 15+ years. The technology has improved significantly over the years which catch morons bringing all kinds of crap through security. I’d argue their rules make it virtually impossible for a lone lunatic to potentially take down a plane.
 
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catlanta33

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When you get through security and you are waiting for your stuff to roll down from the x-ray scanner, and there's 10 feet of space and you know your stuff isn't next because you can see it's not your stuff - GET OUT OF THE GD WAY SO THE REST OF US DON'T HAVE TO WATCH YOU STUFF YOUR FAT FEET INTO YOUR FAT SHOES, GRAB YOUR JEWELERY, LOOK AROUND FOR YOUR PARTNER, PUT YOUR JACKET ON AND MOVE SO THE REST OF THE STUFF CAN BE COLLECTED BY THE 5 PEOPLE STANDING BEHIND YOU PATIENTLY WAITING!
 
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AIChatGPT

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BernieSadori said:
Louisville Manor - RIP.
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I once waxed a much older lady, I was 22, she was probably 47-48 at the Louisville Manor. Met her on yahoo messenger and eventually arranged a meetup. I was fairly broke and didn’t really know much better.
A few years later I figured out that she was the mother of a guy that sometimes ran around in my friend circle. Lucky for me he never figured that out.

-Thoughts and prayers for the poor people that have to listen to Wayne give a speech. I’m sure they are hoping there is an exploding microphone.

-I thought Bernie was referring to the actual Stanley Cup. That would not be a deal breaker for me.
 
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MaxPowerrr

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If nothing else, all of us here who have spent an ungodly amount of time posting on a college sports message board can feel better about ourselves.

I mean think of the redass we get over a UK game and then imagine the redass on a porn site message board over… well, a literal red ***.
 
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WayneDougan_rivals170043

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Kennedy_UK said:
What DHS watch list are you on? I've never been pulled out of line (and take about 30 flights per year).
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I once had SSSS on my boarding pass for like 3 months. You know what happens when you get that? They shut down the entire line, remove all your stuff from your bags, and then feel you up.

Note: don't take a one-way flight to a terrorist hot bed.
 
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UK_ENGR

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Letcher County sheriff was the shooter that killed the family court judge in chambers today …who had that on their bingo card?
 
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Hank Camacho_rivals115797

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UK_ENGR1 said:
Letcher County sheriff was the shooter that killed the family court judge in chambers…who had that on their bingo card?
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From The Mountain Eagle:

[Sheriff] Stines allegedly walked into the judge’s outer office, told court employees and others gathered there that he needed to speak with Mullins alone. The two then went into the inner office, closed the door and those outside heard shots. Stines walked out with his hands up and surrendered to police.

Uh. What?
 
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PGthirteen13

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Rumor is the Judge was P.Diddling with the Sheriffs underage daughter. Source, the internet.

If so, that makes sense that the sheriff walked out and surrendered
 
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PTI Anon1640710541

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Hank Camacho said:
From The Mountain Eagle:

[Sheriff] Stines allegedly walked into the judge’s outer office, told court employees and others gathered there that he needed to speak with Mullins alone. The two then went into the inner office, closed the door and those outside heard shots. Stines walked out with his hands up and surrendered to police.

Uh. What?
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TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN!

-jason
 
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