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wcc31

wcc31

Heisman
Mar 18, 2002
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Wow- all the tributes, texts and general love I have received from lurkers and longtimers over the past few weeks who thought GYERO was a goner were truly humbling. How did you all get my phone number? I know I have entertained and influenced a generation of Kentucky fans and for that, you are welcome. To be recognized as the greatest GYERO poster of all-time isn’t something I sought out. I was just a young sonofabitch who loved my lifelong programs, my alma mater, partying on the weekends and shooting the proverbial s*** with diehards at my level. When I discovered TOWCHOP while F’ing around as a young account man for a major metropolitan newspaper, little did I know what or rather who I was getting into. I found friends and foes - usually the same people simultaneously. I saw highs and lows for Kentucky sports. I found and lost love 100x, eventually getting married and with several GYEROers in attendance and one in my grooms crew at the altar. I blessed the world with my seed, two daughters destined to rule the Commonwealth someday.

But through it all, one fact has risen above all else in this journey. Some 23 years later, it is quite evident that I truly am the greatest random dropper in of all posters, of all nations.

Thank you for recognizing that. You’re all my children. God bless Kentucky, God bless the Delts and their harem and God bless the USA.
 
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Century Cat

Century Cat

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Jan 3, 2003
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wcc31 said:
Wow- all the tributes, texts and general love I have received from lurkers and longtimers over the past few weeks who thought GYERO was a goner were truly humbling. How did you all get my phone number? I know I have entertained and influenced a generation of Kentucky fans and for that, you are welcome. To be recognized as the greatest GYERO poster of all-time isn’t something I sought out. I was just a young sonofabitch who loved my lifelong programs, my alma mater, partying on the weekends and shooting the proverbial s*** with diehards at my level. When I discovered TOWCHOP while F’ing around as a young account man for a major metropolitan newspaper, little did I know what or rather who I was getting into. I found friends and foes - usually the same people simultaneously. I saw highs and lows for Kentucky sports. I found and lost love 100x, eventually getting married and with several GYEROers in attendance and one in my grooms crew at the altar. I blessed the world with my seed, two daughters destined to rule the Commonwealth someday.

But through it all, one fact has risen above all else in this journey. Some 23 years later, it is quite evident that I truly am the greatest random dropper in of all posters, of all nations.

Thank you for recognizing that. You’re all my children. God bless Kentucky, God bless the Delts and their harem and God bless the USA.
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🤣 Well done. It's very apparent that you've impacted many people and influenced many lives.

Thank you for your service.

You are a good person.
 
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Rex Kwon Do

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Oct 15, 2005
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It was UK day on SEC Network so saw a few min of the Ole Miss game.

The *WORST* portion of UK unis on the face this earth of all time is/was chrome blue on the white hats. It’s worse than the checkerboard. IT IS NOWHERE NEAR THE PANTONE SHADE OF BLUE OF THE REST OF THE UNIFORM.

It looks like some child said “oh hi I wike this cower bwue mommy can we put it on the University of Kentucky’s proud football uniform helmets?” and someone at Nike Ok’d it and then Ridell painted it on our Speedflexes.
 
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Bluefish

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All the long numbers in the Anon names make me think they are all UKO except Cawood and that he voluntarily picked the names.
 
John Henry

John Henry

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Aug 18, 2007
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I am new but I sure can swing my hammer.

I have no idea why I was assigned this name but it is growing on me after I did a Wikipedia on the man. John Henry was a steel driving man with no equals.

So I get a new name and a history lesson. Win Win
 

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HymanKaplan

HymanKaplan

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Let the fireworks begin...

 
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Jeff Drummond

Jeff Drummond

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Nov 25, 2002
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F5: American Bands Edition

American Girl - Tom Petty & THB
One Way Out - Allman Brothers Band
Remedy - Black Crowes
Interstate Love Song - Stone Temple Pilots
Cult of Personality - Living Colour
 
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funKYcat75

funKYcat75

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Apr 10, 2008
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Definitely won the Fireworks battle on our part of the street. Made the other dads look foolish.
 
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DayBowBow

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Apr 13, 2017
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Watched the neighborhood fireworks show at the park next to an older Chinese man taking videos of the fireworks with his flash on and yelling at his kids (grandkids?) in Mandarin in between rips of his cig.

Ironically American AF.
 
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GrandePadre

GrandePadre

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Dec 15, 2015
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I miss the smoking hot "Content Creator" and her hubby living behind me. The new neighbors must've spent several thousand on the fireworks show they put on. Corman fireworks were still solid. Wish the son would clean up his mess of a life. Jeez.

My fireworks show was Tuesday night when I got slammed on South Broadway by a runaway Hyundai SUV. Car totaled. My back is sore AF. Wife with just a bruised leg. The guy allegedly fainted/passed out and hit me and then a parked U-Haul van. Dude is, of course, uninsured. The Hyundai is on expired tags. And he's a certified POS based on criminal cases found on Google. The trifecta!

Start "cyberknife" treatments on the prostate. Caught early. 5 visits ought to do it per the doctors. Visit your doctors on the reg as you age, boys and girls.
 
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KookyKats

KookyKats

Junior
Oct 31, 2005
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Weather was perfect for my town’s pyrotechnicspallooza. I decided not to be a curmudgeon and join wife and son. Was awesome, really.

Don’t understand people bringing infants and dogs… some retards brought BOTH.

Much like NYC, our fireworks were provided by the annual generous donation of the presiding mafiosi. 🇺🇸🇮🇹

grilled a picanha, smoked a cigar, Fortaleza tequila and lime… nice little Friday.
 
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CAT Scratch FVR

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Sep 4, 2004
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Parade, pool, fireworks. Solid day. Lot of space in our burg to spread out and watch fireworks. Summer is over kids. Went too fast. JK.
 
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