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Poor Jeff....not mentioning that the new rules gift 4.5" to the runner, as well as only allowing the pitcher 2 throws to keep the runner close. Elly would probably have 15-20 less SB's using the forever rules before MLB screwed w/ the game.
I was on a SW flight one time and I was sitting on the aisle and this thin teenage girl was sitting against the window. On the other side of the aisle there were two fat guys. Both of the sections had the middle seat open. These were the only two open seats left on the plane. A nice looking woman boarded the plane late. She walked back to our row. She looked at me. Then she looked at the fat guys. And she decided to sit between the fat guys. I've never really gotten over that.
Were the fat guys black? Was the nice looking lady pti's mom? May explain a lot if true.
I rode the school bus through the trailer parks in middle school and it absolutely sucked. I would just read and listen to music to try to get through it.
One time these two orca fat rednecks got into a fistfight while I was in the window seat. Fat Cracker A put his considerable bulk on top of Fat Cracker B (who was seated to my left and impeding my ability to skedaddle) and proceed to wear about FCB's head. My narrow *** almost suffocated from these two pricks trying to badly fight each other before the bus driver could stop and sort it all out.
I'd do it all over again, too, to not sit next to Waterhead on a plane.
One time these two orca fat rednecks got into a fistfight while I was in the window seat. Fat Cracker A put his considerable bulk on top of Fat Cracker B (who was seated to my left and impeding my ability to skedaddle) and proceed to wear about FCB's head. My narrow *** almost suffocated from these two pricks trying to badly fight each other before the bus driver could stop and sort it all out.
I'd do it all over again, too, to not sit next to Waterhead on a plane.
Clearly, that explains why he’s 20 SB ahead of No. 2 in MLB.
And, true, he’d probably struggle immensely against athletes like these holding him on…
Rick Reuschel has a 69 WAR and is a 2-time gold glover. Show some respect.Clearly, that explains why he’s 20 SB ahead of No. 2 in MLB.
And, true, he’d probably struggle immensely against athletes like these holding him on…
PS: And his nickname was "Big Daddy"
Clearly, that explains why he’s 20 SB ahead of No. 2 in MLB.
And, true, he’d probably struggle immensely against athletes like these holding him on…
Big Rick won 214 games w/ a 3.37 era; inc. a career record of 19-16 against the Reds w/ a 2.78 era.
My guess is Elly is swinging out of his shoes trying to hit his slurve all day.
Oh....and base stealers actually had to run a full 90' in those days.
Do better.
Does the mid 30's wife like to play "one on one" in the driveway ? You being a coach and all, should be right up your alley.*
*In no way am I suggesting cheating on your spouse, just give her some "pointers" about the game of basketball.
Way to not address the main point that he’s 20 SB ahead of second.
I would say do better but your takes are so consistently awful, and I mean awful, that the bar in that respect is on the floor.
I would say do better but your takes are so consistently awful, and I mean awful, that the bar in that respect is on the floor.
"He's just not good. An interesting prospect but he's a SO/Error machine"
"Sure, he does that one thing well, but it's because the rules are to his advantage"
UKO next season
"He only won the MVP because pitchers are only allowed 2k RPM when pitching now, he'd be a high A ball player in the early 2000's"
There's dying on wrong take hill and then there is living on wrong take island.
"Sure, he does that one thing well, but it's because the rules are to his advantage"
UKO next season
"He only won the MVP because pitchers are only allowed 2k RPM when pitching now, he'd be a high A ball player in the early 2000's"
There's dying on wrong take hill and then there is living on wrong take island.
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if this is a military thing sign me up for duty lmao
Well, he hasn’t been crippled by a tarp machine yet, I guess.
I've never been one to care about uniforms too much, but these Twins jerseys are fire.
You are correct. In a season and a half, he's got 1/3 of Vince's career WAR total.
From the Twitterverse.
Elly's SLG is up to .496, and he's stolen 51 bags so far in 2024. Complete list of players to SLG .500 and swipe 60+ bags in a single season, ever:Rickey HendersonKenny LoftonEric DavisJoe MorganTy CobbBenny KauffHonus Wagner
Elly's SLG is up to .496, and he's stolen 51 bags so far in 2024. Complete list of players to SLG .500 and swipe 60+ bags in a single season, ever:Rickey HendersonKenny LoftonEric DavisJoe MorganTy CobbBenny KauffHonus Wagner
Hard not to love this, especially from Kriisa.
This is fantastic. Really love listening to this dude, seems to have matured a bit along the way.
Didn’t realize Amari was an English fella.
Didn’t realize Amari was an English fella.
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Well the nerds have taken over all sports.
Well he was 2x Allstar, 6x times stolen base champion, rookie of the yr, played in 2 world series and stole 100 bases 3 yrs in a row. Career .264 hitter. Almost all done in his first 6 yrs before the sb champ couldn't out run a giant roomba
But the pesky remote infield tarp thing that old Busch had. Could have got anybody.
I'm kidding about being more talented than elly of course. Vince played when baseball was more fun Though. Whiteyball >>> moneyball. Speed, defense, hit and runs, moving runners around. Keeping defenses contstantly scrambling stealing. Speed everywhere. With one giant Neanderthal that could a hit a home run in that giant *** cookie cutter sauna of a stadium.
Players all looked like 70s porn stars and doing swells of cocaine. I'm sure if you gave elly that trampoline of an astroturf field and an 8ball whenever he wanted he would steal 200 bases in a season.
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Gd get us to football season
I just bought a 1993 olds 98 for some reason at an estate auction. Don’t need it but it was 1500 with only 68,000 miles.
I currently have a 1992 Cadillac sedan devile I paid 2000 for that had 72,000 miles bought the same.
I like random stuff to throw miles on but still don’t know how, or why, left with it. Keeps miles off my truck I guess.
Bet you can flip that to one of our local crips members and triple your money.
I just bought a 1993 olds 98 for some reason at an estate auction. Don’t need it but it was 1500 with only 68,000 miles.
I currently have a 1992 Cadillac sedan devile I paid 2000 for that had 72,000 miles bought the same.
I like random stuff to throw miles on but still don’t know how, or why, left with it. Keeps miles off my truck I guess.
I just bought a 1993 olds 98 for some reason at an estate auction. Don’t need it but it was 1500 with only 68,000 miles.
I currently have a 1992 Cadillac sedan devile I paid 2000 for that had 72,000 miles bought the same.
I like random stuff to throw miles on but still don’t know how, or why, left with it. Keeps miles off my truck I guess.
That’s an awesome ride. Had that great GM 3.8. Runs strong. Pretty reliable.
My first two rides had that same engine - a 91 Regal and a 92 LeSabre. My old man was the frame man at a Buick dealership, so he always had a good line on used Buicks. Great cars. I’d still take a Buick over a Cadillac.
The gray leather back seat of that LeSabre, man. If PornHub Community had existed back then, I’d of been a millionaire at 17.
Watching Bryson and Trump play golf at Colts Neck is enjoyable. Humanizes both dudes quite well. Trump can stripe it.
45 reminds me of playing with my father-in-law.
45 reminds me of playing with my father-in-law.
Your thoughts remind me of an anal hemorrhoid.
How did the Braves lose tonight did you ask?
Absolutely.
That 91 Regal was a rebuilt total, and somehow the transmission got juiced in the process, like a drag car. 1st and 2nd had so much tourque, it was incredible. I used to beat Trans Am’s and Camaros well off the line, with a goddamned Buick.
Is this the biggest dick flop in GYERO history?
The first time that I sang "Go F^ck Yourself"
Was inspired by Tennessee fans
No lower class than that Volunteer trailer trash
To hell with Rocky Top's band
Low-down, dirty, mustard-throwing football school
That Alabama fan said it grand
Throw-up orange and white, who picked that ****?
Worst school colors in the land
Go F^ck Yourself will always be
The words to this song for me.
Go, Go F^ck Yourself
Go F^ck Yourself, Tennessee
Go F^ck Yourself, Tennessee
Coach Josh Heupel looks like Bobby Hill
Rick Barnes can't buy a Final Four
Congrats on baseball and women's basketball
Pat Summitt was the GOAT in '94
Go F^ck Yourself will always be
The words to this song for me.
Go, Go F^ck Yourself WHOOO!!!)
Go F^ck Yourself, Tennessee
Go F^ck Yourself, Tennessee
Was inspired by Tennessee fans
No lower class than that Volunteer trailer trash
To hell with Rocky Top's band
Low-down, dirty, mustard-throwing football school
That Alabama fan said it grand
Throw-up orange and white, who picked that ****?
Worst school colors in the land
Go F^ck Yourself will always be
The words to this song for me.
Go, Go F^ck Yourself
Go F^ck Yourself, Tennessee
Go F^ck Yourself, Tennessee
Coach Josh Heupel looks like Bobby Hill
Rick Barnes can't buy a Final Four
Congrats on baseball and women's basketball
Pat Summitt was the GOAT in '94
Go F^ck Yourself will always be
The words to this song for me.
Go, Go F^ck Yourself WHOOO!!!)
Go F^ck Yourself, Tennessee
Go F^ck Yourself, Tennessee
It's early but Kerr Krissa is odds on favorite at this point as my favorite player on the team. (Subject to change if he has a stupid turnover with a minute left in a tight game.)
Saw your post about talking with Michael Rubin. Isn't he basically the devil for you guys, or nah?
Interesting that NBA is your biggest seller.
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