GYERO

[legalbeagle123]

Mark Stoops to the Chicago Bears.

 

[TW2484]

Boley looks pretty terrible.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Not sure I want to waste my time with this tbh

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

Pick six coming up.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Not sure I want to waste my time with this tbh

A season-long question I’ve continually asked myself repeatedly.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

We spend 25 seconds to run HB wham.

WTF is this program?

We’re Iowa without any of the success or charm.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

We’re Iowa without any of the success or charm-but chock full of exotic turnovers.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

I am so disgusted with our offensive coaching staff.

 

[CSC81]

That was an absolutely depressing stat they just read on the air a few minutes ago (“depressing” in the sense of, this is where we are now).

It has been 2,562 days since Louisville beat us in football. I honestly didn’t believe it, so I looked it up and calculated it myself.

100% right.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

My left nut to never hear again how talented Brown and Key are. I would rather have Tommy Cook’s *** out there at WR#1.

 

[Vismund]

Alright, I suppose I'll start helping get the tree up.

Can't wait to see Sumrall tearing it up next year while we have to listen to "just getting started, bro".

If Mark Stoops truly reads GYERO, I implore you, walk away. You're already the villain.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

You have a first time starting qb. Your job as a staff is to get him comfortable as quick as possible. Some short and easy passes to let him see success.

 

[Crystalglass]

How could you come back to this next year?

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Farmer absolutely sucks.

 

[wildcatadam6]

Woke up this morning ready to beat Louisville. After watching a quarter, if it means stoops is gone, I’d suffer a 63 point embarrassment.

 

[MrKentucky]

I almost hate Mark Stoops. If he comes back next year, I will. Go the f*ck away and save your dignity, you fat loser.

 

[UKwizard]

It's appropriate we wore black today.

 

[UK_ENGR]

That might do it…

 

[sinker16]

Oh no

 

[cawoodsct]

I will watch uk football next September. Resign, mark

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

Almost 9 million a year to take us right back to where he found us. A true 360. Thanks for the ride, Mark. We’ll get off here.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

The whole thing is irredeemable. If Mitch wants more of this staff, he can go fück himself the hell out of the door too.

 

[pretzel__logic]

The hellscape my son just created in his diaper is nicer to watch than this nonsense. Mark, time to step away. Please. For everyone’s sakes.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

We’ve quit

 

[TCPUKChamps]

Ok I'm out. Thanks for the memories Mark. But it's time. When you lose me you know it's over

 

[SWFLwildcat06]

Well ****, they are going to thump us now . Actually did have a glimmer of hope we would make this a good game.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

Deep throw
Deep throw
Deep throw

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

We’ve quit

They just don’t give a ****, and that’s something I can’t abide. The entire program needs an enema..

 

[ukalumni00]

There is zero juice in this program. Mitch has to fire Mark after this game.

 

[btodd0224 n/a?]

If Stoops is coaching here next year, someone needs a lobotomy!

Thank God, we have a basketball coach and something to be thankful for this winter!

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

The whole thing is irredeemable. If Mitch wants more of this staff, he can go fück himself the hell out of the door too.

Mitch has proven, time and time again, that it takes a MONUMENTAL amount of failure for him to fire someone. Unless the highest level boosters put his nuts in a vice, we're looking at two more years of Stoops, if he refuses to quit.

 

[Voinovich.]

Touching Waterloo up there Jesus

I took up for the fat ginger longer than I took up for the fat wop but no more.

Go run your liquor business corksucker

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Take the 3rd Down Coal Whistle with you

 

[Vismund]

We haven't even entered Mark's best spot in the period yet.

Might be down 30 at half at this point.

 

[cawoodsct]

We are set back at least 2 years from this disaster probably 3. I’ll call no winning season until 27.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

Hairston and Walker = big time overrated

 

[SWFLwildcat06]

Wow, congrats on beating our worst team in probably 9 years.

 

[wildcatadam6]

Can’t look away, at this point. It’s time to start showing stoops on camera. Need to read some body language and facial expressions.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

They just don’t give a ****, and that’s something I can’t abide. The entire program needs an enema..

Offense is yelling at each other and the defense has figured what’s the point

 

[cawoodsct]

Can’t look away, at this point. It’s time to start showing stoops on camera. Need to read some body language and facial expressions.

I’ll stare at his gray fn hat.