GYERO

[Voin]

If Stoops had any dignity (which he doesn't because he's fatter than a hog and owes a wad of money to some woman with a stripper's name) he would cut bait and walk.

This is pathetic... winningest coach in school history lol

 

[Kooky Kats]

I would like an offensive minded coach too

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

It is unbelievable how fat and disgusting he is. For anyone to have that much money, in this day and age, and still be a disgusting fat sack of ****, bottles the mind. DIAF, loser.

Brad White, you too. Why has anyone ever thought you amount to anything? Soft zones and humiliating performances is your epitaph, loser.

 

[MrKentucky]

This has been the longest game in human history

 

[jayroon41]

I don't think that even MITCH is stupid enough to go down THAT road (heir apparent) again. Not after Joker.

I asked this on another thread, so I'll repeat it here. What are others seeing in Sumrall that I'm not? Clearly I'm missing something. It wouldn't be the first time, and it won't be the last, I'm sure. Just genuinely curious. I'd MUCH rather hire Will Stein, given the choice.

One of the best young coaches in the country for the past few years and with UK ties (which rarely ever happens). Has a chance to be a Pope like hire imo.

Coached and played here so knows what this place is about and what it will take to win here.

Fiery intense coach, 38-10 record at freaking Tulane and Troy. We’d be fortunate to get him as the big boys like Auburn and Ole Miss would seriously entertain hiring him (among others) and for good reason.

 

[august-west]

Just for funsies, after our last TD covered the 83.5, I took the U96.5. Just for funsies of course.

 

[Wynn Duffy 69]

Eat ****, August.

 

[august-west]

Eat ****, August.

hey, I had faith in our Defense yo not allow another point. I feel quite justified.

 

[HymanKaplan]

Stoops needs to finish the year. The LAST thing we want is for the interim coach to go on a miraculous tear, and have Mitch get funny ideas in that walnut sized brain of his re: hiring from within.

Highly unlikely? Yes. Do I want to leave it to chance and Mitch Barnhart? **** NO.

 

[august-west]

Colorado’s punter just had a 14yd punt….and it wasn’t blocked. I guess things could be worse…..and they are down 43-0 at half.

 

[Wayne Dougan]

Something came up at work today where I had to get some analysis out by this evening. But I also had tickets to the game and my son really wanted to go. So I worked all day (still wasn't done) and left my house at 5:30 PM and got to Commonwealth at 7.

I dropped my son off with a friend at the game, and then went back to my car and knocked out several PowerPoints. After that was done, I made it into the game at halftime. My son (who got to go in the suites with my friend and his family) came out of the suites and he and I took our seats, Kentucky did that crap punt down to the 30, UT got the ball and scored. My son looked me, told me he was ready to go, so we left.

So I drove 1.5 hours, sat in my car working on my laptop for 2 hours, walked inside, saw a few plays, then left.

And you know what? I think I had a better experience than any UK fan who went to that **** show.

Fire Stoops.

 

[Prollywood]

MORE LIKE BIG BLUES!!

 

[Prollywood]

What's stopping UK from creating a new position on the staff: the super head coach.

A brand new spot on the staff that is actually above the head coach. We could pay that guy like $200 bucks a week to actually be the leader of the team. He would run the practices, make all the play calls, all the players had to do what he told them, etc. and since he would be the super head coach his word was final.

Stoops would still get paid and be the "head coach" but the super head coach would actually be top dog. And Stoops would just have to stand there off to the side looking like a sad little *****. Yeah!!!!!!!

I'm not a lawyer but I would guarantee this idea has a solid legal footing and would be able to be contractually forced upon oh yeah!!!!

 

[Kennedy_UK]

You’re f*cking stupid.

It’s not too late to delete your post.

 

[TCPUKChamps]

Really hope this kid doesn't leave

 

[Dexterdru71]

Awww that old familiar feeling of being the laughingstock of the SEC. There is no way that Stoops is here next year.
LSU is going to part ways with Kelly too aren’t they? There’s going to be major competition for a new HC, but we have to pull the plug no matter what.

 

[ukalumni00]

Several promising younger pieces on offense for a change. If they can get rid of Stoops and bring in the right guy who can keep Boley and others and effectively go to the portal and shore up several spots (including the secondary) they can quickly fix this mess. Keep the faith. Better times are ahead.

 

[SWFLwildcat06]

I swear no team ever burns us deep like UT does. They can hit those go routes on us all day. UF Spurrier years a close 2nd. As someone mentioned it did feel like 1994 again, but hey at least we put some points on scoreboard. Vols beat us 52-0 in 94.

 

[Strokin' Bandit]

Speaking of Power Point, isn’t that how Stoops got the job in the first place? He wasn’t really at the top of the list of candidates but wowed Mitch in an impromptu interview with a Power Point titled, “How to Win Football Games at UK” or some ****? I feel like I read that on Twitter or in this thread.

 

[Prollywood]

C'mon Mitch, have some balls and send some shockwaves through the rest of the college sports universe by creating the first Super Head Coach position. You could announce the new position on Monday and by the end of the week Sumrall could be the nation's first Super Head Coach. Stoops and his agent would be freaking the f out!! "What do we do?!" And our Super Head Coach's first order of business? Laying out some new ground rules to Stoops. First rule? If Stoops wants to stay on the sidelines, he'll need to wear a cheerleader's outfit and be holding a gigantic lollipop! Take that!! And he can't do nothing because the Super Head Coach is the new sheriff in town!!!

 

[Hobo Life]

C'mon Mitch, have some balls and send some shockwaves through the rest of the college sports universe by creating the first Super Head Coach position. You could announce the new position on Monday and by the end of the week Sumrall could be the nation's first Super Head Coach. Stoops and his agent would be freaking the f out!! "What do we do?!" And our Super Head Coach's first order of business? Laying out some new ground rules to Stoops. First rule? If Stoops wants to stay on the sidelines, he'll need to wear a cheerleader's outfit and be holding a gigantic lollipop! Take that!! And he can't do nothing because the Super Head Coach is the new sheriff in town!!!

First person that I have put on ignore. Congratulations

 

[anthonys735]

Super Head Coach.

 

[M080470]

Speaking of Power Point, isn’t that how Stoops got the job in the first place? He wasn’t really at the top of the list of candidates but wowed Mitch in an impromptu interview with a Power Point titled, “How to Win Football Games at UK” or some ****? I feel like I read that on Twitter or in this thread.

I don't remember that exactly but Stoops did come in with a plan, which was basically we're going to recruit Ohio and sell us being the northern most member of the greatest football conference, that is an afternoon's drive away. àBecause he was a coordinator, he could openly campaign for the job and no secret interviews, using 3rd party mediators that head coaches have to use to switch jobs. He was sending Mitch texts with things like "I've got a G, you've got an O, let's GO!" and Mitch loves that kind of thing.

 

[Century Cat]

Something came up at work today where I had to get some analysis out by this evening. But I also had tickets to the game and my son really wanted to go. So I worked all day (still wasn't done) and left my house at 5:30 PM and got to Commonwealth at 7.

I dropped my son off with a friend at the game, and then went back to my car and knocked out several PowerPoints. After that was done, I made it into the game at halftime. My son (who got to go in the suites with my friend and his family) came out of the suites and he and I took our seats, Kentucky did that crap punt down to the 30, UT got the ball and scored. My son looked me, told me he was ready to go, so we left.

So I drove 1.5 hours, sat in my car working on my laptop for 2 hours, walked inside, saw a few plays, then left.

And you know what? I think I had a better experience than any UK fan who went to that **** show.

Fire Stoops.

I have learned to cherry-pick The UK Football Experience. Tailgate, walk home after the game starts, and watch real cfb games on tv.

Extracting the best part and discarding the rest.

 

[M080470]

I think "Super Head Coach" is a stupid idea but the only thing along those lines is making Stoops assistant to the AD, athletic ambassador or whatever that would allow him to make his $9.2 million a year annually until the contract ends and not pay him his $40 million-ish in 60 days so it softens the financial blow to UK and we can start moving on.

 

[august-west]

I think "Super Head Coach" is a stupid idea but the only thing along those lines is making Stoops assistant to the AD, athletic ambassador or whatever that would allow him to make his $9.2 million a year annually until the contract ends and not pay him his $40 million-ish in 60 days so it softens the financial blow to UK and we can start moving on.

Stoops as Assistant AD or Athletic Ambassador and get your moneys worth? That’s cute. Stoops is gonna take a big ole fat check(que) and laugh his fat *** all the way to the bank. The sooner some of you come to grips with this the better you will be.

 

[Prollywood]

C'mon Mitch, think outside the box for once.

 

[M080470]

I've come to terms with it dick. It's not a matter of "getting our money's worth", that ship sailed. It's a matter of if he remains an employee of the athletic department, can we just pay him an annual salary over 5 years than paying him one lump sum immediately. He's not being fired, he's being reassigned. Probably not and we're just discussing it on a message board. I would generally say " people smarter than me would say if this can or can't be done" but between the decisions on the field and the decisions made in creating this contract, I can safely these people, other than Jimmy Sexton, are not smarter than me.

 

[Kooky Kats]

I think Stoops impressed Mitch with his Trapper Keeper with an integral ziplock pencil case

 

[Wayne Dougan]

I just tried to sign my 10-year old son up for a basketball league in Louisville. The options are the Y, which is fine, but it's one game and one practice a week, and was hoping to get a little more than that. So I started looking around. One option was at "All About Kids". For a mere $450 + a $40 membership + $45 for a jersey, your son or daughter can play six running clock 40-minute games. Sign me up!

 

[The Disco Strangler]

 

[HymanKaplan]

Joe Flacco,

Super Karate Monkey Death Car >>>> Super Head Coach

 

[Dexterdru71]

I didn't mean to denigrate Moreno. Not sure how anyone could construe my post in that light. I love his game. When I said he won't play 30 minutes a game, it's merely a function of our depth.

I was just piggybacking what you had said about Moreno. I liked what I saw out him way more than I expected. Sorry for the confusion. Oops, too much bourbon and forgot that I had already posted something to this effect. I’m a idiot!

 

[Kooky Kats]

Cam Skattebo injury was nasty. Daggone

 

[cole@854]

I just tried to sign my 10-year old son up for a basketball league in Louisville. The options are the Y, which is fine, but it's one game and one practice a week, and was hoping to get a little more than that.

Find out the hoops equivalent to travel youth baseball and then you can play an 82 game schedule and you can pretend you are World Wide Wes.

 

[UKwizard]

Zac Taylor should be fired before he gets to his car in the parking lot.

 

[TCPUKChamps]

Another awesome football weekend

 

[MrKentucky]

Matt update on KSBoard says one of UF/AU maybe saves Stoops’ job and they’re in wait and see.

That can’t be f—-ing real, so I’m sure it is.

 

[jayroon41]

 

[CAT Scratch FVR]

Terrible logic. Won’t fire a coach if they beat a team that fired their own coach? That can’t be serious.

So many giving up season tickets if no change made. They have to know this.