hahaha..interesting analysis on the Big 12
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It just might be the easiest way to show that our conference is better than all other conferences.
This is probably how it would play out, if I am looking at it objectively:
Florida - straight gas model-type, i.e Bar Refaeli
Bama - hot stuck up girl - see Paris Hilton
LSU - hot girl that probably looks rough without makeup - latina from Modern Family?
Georgia - hot girl next door - see Rachel McAdams
Tennessee - Cougar - see Demi Moore
Auburn - hot country girl - see Faith Hill
Arkansas - average redneck - see Gretchen Wilson
Kentucky - Ashley Judd circa now.
Vandy - the girl from Glee?
Ole Miss - girl that used to be incredibly hot, but now is just average - example?
State - we would probably get a pretty ugly chick, but if I am giving Vandy the nerd from glee, she is at least moderately good looking - I would give us a girl that is pretty rough but can be fixed up to look moderately attractive. Ugly Betty? It hurts me to type that, but I am sure that is how an outsider would put it.
This is probably how it would play out, if I am looking at it objectively:
Florida - straight gas model-type, i.e Bar Refaeli
Bama - hot stuck up girl - see Paris Hilton
LSU - hot girl that probably looks rough without makeup - latina from Modern Family?
Georgia - hot girl next door - see Rachel McAdams
Tennessee - Cougar - see Demi Moore
Auburn - hot country girl - see Faith Hill
Arkansas - average redneck - see Gretchen Wilson
Kentucky - Ashley Judd circa now.
Vandy - the girl from Glee?
Ole Miss - girl that used to be incredibly hot, but now is just average - example?
State - we would probably get a pretty ugly chick, but if I am giving Vandy the nerd from glee, she is at least moderately good looking - I would give us a girl that is pretty rough but can be fixed up to look moderately attractive. Ugly Betty? It hurts me to type that, but I am sure that is how an outsider would put it.
Florida - your beach blonde, perfect figure type. The 10 all around.
Alabama - Hot, uneducated, would be working at Waffle House if she wasn't so hot. The 10 on looks but it pains you to talk to them
LSU - crazy hot chick with lower back tattoo that might stab you (that chick from the Waterboy)
Georgia - I agree, girl next door hotness. Can be a freak though (Ginnifer Goodwin?)
Auburn - The average girl. The 7 on a daily basis, can become a 9.
Arkansas - the Gretchen Wilson hot-type that wants to go muddin', huntin' or whatever.
Kentucky - equal to his take of Kansas. Nice body, ugly face. Could be all the inbreeding??
Vanderbilt - Studious wannabe slut. Has the looks, but horrible between the sheets.
Ole Miss - You nailed it. In her 20s she was competing with the upper tier. She married well but hasn't been able to keep her looks.
MSU - We're the girl you take home to your mother. 6 on her best day. (The Twilight girl I keep seeing. She's not hot, but she's not ugly)
Alabama - Hot, uneducated, would be working at Waffle House if she wasn't so hot. The 10 on looks but it pains you to talk to them
LSU - crazy hot chick with lower back tattoo that might stab you (that chick from the Waterboy)
Georgia - I agree, girl next door hotness. Can be a freak though (Ginnifer Goodwin?)
Auburn - The average girl. The 7 on a daily basis, can become a 9.
Arkansas - the Gretchen Wilson hot-type that wants to go muddin', huntin' or whatever.
Kentucky - equal to his take of Kansas. Nice body, ugly face. Could be all the inbreeding??
Vanderbilt - Studious wannabe slut. Has the looks, but horrible between the sheets.
Ole Miss - You nailed it. In her 20s she was competing with the upper tier. She married well but hasn't been able to keep her looks.
MSU - We're the girl you take home to your mother. 6 on her best day. (The Twilight girl I keep seeing. She's not hot, but she's not ugly)
You got Ole Miss wrong. It should be a girl who thinks that she used to be incredibly hot, but is still average.
M-State needs to be a girl who looks good covered in dirt or grease. I'm going with Firefly era Jewel Staite.
M-State needs to be a girl who looks good covered in dirt or grease. I'm going with Firefly era Jewel Staite.
We're pretty much the Iowa State or Kansas State of the SEC. We for the most part are just glad to be here.
The comparison isn't about what kinds of chicks are at the school or the fanbase, but if you'd want them in your conference or not and how well they do at sports(namely football). We don't generate a lot of revenue and are not very successful so we would not be looked upon very favorably.
The comparison isn't about what kinds of chicks are at the school or the fanbase, but if you'd want them in your conference or not and how well they do at sports(namely football). We don't generate a lot of revenue and are not very successful so we would not be looked upon very favorably.
the chick from Glee is way too hot for Vandy.
http://www.cavemancircus.com/galleries2/2010/6/lea_michelle/index.php
http://www.cavemancircus.com/galleries2/2010/6/lea_michelle/index.php
we are the whipping boy of the SEC...
We are definitely the fat chick that the other girls hang with to make themselves look better. We always get conned into driving and paying the bar tab too. See schedule changes, officiating, etc
We are definitely the fat chick that the other girls hang with to make themselves look better. We always get conned into driving and paying the bar tab too. See schedule changes, officiating, etc
it works though, because LSU could also be the hot chick that you have no idea what the 17 she is saying when she talks.
