Happy 72nd birthday Chuck Norris

[PineGroveBully]

At a private party he made a demand and proceded to blow out 72 volcanoes.

 

[PhredPhantom]

Chuck Norris doesn't pass gas. Nothing escapes Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He just scares the crap out of it.

 

[DAWG61]

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, now they're called The Islands.

The dinosaurs made fun of Chuck Norris once.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.

 

[RocketCityDawg]

Out of mutual respect, I'm sending him a set of RocketCityDawg pajamas.