Happy Avid Reader Day!

[xxxWalkTheDawg]

The department of defense has him on top of a volcano in hawaii with a stack of boulders ready to knock down that north korean missle if it comes over. Robert gates was referring to him when he said we have defenses and countermeasures in place.

 

[HD6]

none of those jokes have ever been applied to Chuck Norris, and any similarity is unintentional.</p>

 

[Sutterkane]

and you would be wrong on that assumption.

 

[olddawgfan]

You have just been ***** slapped for doubting my abilities. I chose to retire the "Avid Reader" nick some years ago because of it's greatness.

Consider yourself the first poster to feel my wrath today.

THE Avid Reader

 

[Jackdragbean]

Chris Petersen is actually a AvidReadertologist. Avid Reader just didn't believe in Chris Petersen.

The Avid Reader took the picture of the Clemson kid sucking off the banana.

The Avid Reader told Ron Polk that his book sucked so Ron retired.

The Avid Reader said our uniforms sucked and made Addidas make us new ones.

The Avid Reader thinks Coach34 is a douche.

 

[RocketCityDawg]

I always enjoyed the Marching Floozies.

 

[megadawgmaniac]

The Avid Reader used his mind control and cloaking powers to make us think so.

The Avid Reader is actually the AD at Tennessee. The Avid Reader hired Lane Kiffin and Ed Orgeron. Be glad Tennessee rolled off our schedule.

The Avid Reader invented and executed the most difficult circus performance in the history of mankind. Only one man has tried to copy it.

AA - RIP Nils Wärmegård

 

[3000lbchicken]

 

[Maroon Eagle]

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