He’s tanned, rested, and ready…

[Maroon Eagle]

 

[patdog]

Looks like the buyout money is about to run out.

 

[grinningmule]

Trailer trash Barbie has about bled him dry

 

[Faustdog]

I read a few weeks ago that a judge ruled against him in a proceeding regarding his divorce. After winning the natty, he signed his huge contract extension. He and his wife separated days later. So the judge ruled that money be split evenly.

Edited for clarity.

 

[Podgy]

He was a great pre-NIL recruiter. Bring him to State as asst head coach and DC advisor and associate shirt ripper. Make up something. He's likely useful. Not sure if his wife would accept Starkville, though. She now has to accept that he's half as rich as he was when they married.

 

[John Deaux VII]

Community property is a *****, ain't it Ed?

 

[GloryDawg]

That nasty bastard has probably always had an ich.

 

[GloryDawg]

Looks like the buyout money is about to run out.

He does like hamburgers.

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

He can come to &tate and coach our D line...I'll have a charcoal grill ready.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

With his track record, potential teams may need to have more specifics on "the itch"...

 

[maroontide06]

That nasty bastard has probably always had an ich.

Is he part of Mississippi's epidemic?

 

[aTotal360]

He'd look good in maroon.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

DC for Gruden!

 

[onewoof]

I read a few weeks ago that a judge ruled against him in a proceeding regarding his divorce. After winning the natty, he signed his huge contract extension. He and his wife separated days later. So the judge ruled that money be split evenly.

Edited for clarity.

$17M LSU buyout, she gets $8M, he cannot maintain his current expenese for the next few years.

 

[Fritz!]

I thought this thread would be about Nixon***

 

[paindonthurt]

I read a few weeks ago that a judge ruled against him in a proceeding regarding his divorce. After winning the natty, he signed his huge contract extension. He and his wife separated days later. So the judge ruled that money be split evenly.

Edited for clarity.

Man the courts are so fair to males when it comes to divorce money and child custody.