He should go to jail just for looking like this....

RichardPeterJohnson

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I read that the US Marshall's found the spoiled bastard by tracking his cell phone.


 

COOL MAN

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Something tells me this miserable kid......or his even-more-lame excuse for a mother......isn't going to be getting too much sympathy from too many directions. BTW, did you happen to catch the kid's dye job in the photos making the rounds on the morning shows today ??
 

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I'm not real sure why they went on the lamb to begin with (beer pong video? really?) but I just assumed they'd go somewhere where there's no extradition to the U.S. ummmm no. The family seems to have more money than brains.
 

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I'm not real sure why they went on the lamb to begin with (beer pong video? really?) but I just assumed they'd go somewhere where there's no extradition to the U.S. ummmm no. The family seems to have more money than brains.

Part of his probation was no drinking. The video shows he violated his parole. He was going to jail.
 

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He's a dead ringer for a guy I knew growing up. Same color hair, same goofy looks, same little head, and same set of low set ears. I wonder if ol' Jake ever knocked up a chick in Texas? God knows he's got a slew of kids in WV, KY, OH, and FL.

My Grandpa used to see Jake walking by the house and make comments about low set ears and a small head being, "The sure signs of a congenital idiot."