Hear Ye! Hear Ye!!! Cream Talk by Stallion - Week 10

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 7, 2010

It’s a Purple and Gold Sunday 6-Packers!

To be the cream, you have to beat the cream!!! Whoa!!!!Or maybe you just need a little grass!!! For the first time in the grass-eating era of LSU head coaching, the Stallion admits he was wrong on two scenarios during the Cream Talk game of the weekend! The Stallion never would have gone for it on 4th and 1 when you are behind by one and your offense has historically been atrocious, and you have one of the best FG kickers in the country. The Stallion was proven wrong by Les “The Goat” Miles. And finally, the Stallion would have never called a 47-yard pass play by a QB that appeared to be completely out of sync in his 3 series prior to that one to ice the game. Again, that grass-eating successful winning coach proved the Stallion wrong. Miles may be a goat who loves grass, but the Stallion is a crow this weekend and couldn’t be happier to bring down Satan’s boys. Satan fears the hat!!!! At least in 2010!!!

Speaking of fear, the Stallion cannot remember ever when the East fears the West. It’s as lopsided as a see-saw ride with Lou Holtz on one end and Mark Mangino on the other. Let’s just say Mark Mangino equals the West in this comparison. Seriously!!! Spurrier has never had an easier road to an SEC championship game as he does this year and they are as up and down as any team in the country. Even in the Ole Ball Coach era at Florida,Spurrier had to worry about Tennessee (well sort of)!!! This was the year and now it comes down to a head –to-head matchup between a Gamecock club in disarray and a Gator club that might be catching some offensive confidence in the nick of time.

Finally, best wishes goes out to John Bond and his large “cahonas” for speaking up on the Smiley Newton debacle. In fact, the Stallion now will visit with his parish’s priest this morning to discuss a clever way to meet the community’s capital campaign goal for the building of the new church. Anyone know of a bad *** JuCo QB that the Stallion can represent? It will only cost that person’s future university athletic program about $1.7 MM to cover the balance. That will about do it. Who needs legal fund raisers anyway, when you can just cheat your way to a BCS Championship?

Now for Week 10’s rankings:

1) Auburn – NCAA breathing down your neck like a fire breathing dragon. Will the NCAA have the “stones” to bring the War birds down to where they belong?
2) LSU – Finally put together a half that looked like a BCS contender.
3) Arkansas – Mallett is playing better than he has played all year long which could make this month in November very interesting for Mississippi State and LSU.
4) Alabama - Wow how the once-mighty invincible Cream has fallen. The recipe calls for 3 and a half months of prep time before the cream separates. I think McElroy had nightmares of Nevis last night.
5) Miss. State – Am I dreaming, or will Miss. State have the same bowl-eligible record as the defending national champions Alabama in November? Hopefully an inspired Dawgnation will come together and pull off the upset in Tuscaloosa for Nick Bell.
6) Florida – It’s just not the same in Gainesville, but you are where you are supposed to be in November and that’s controlling your destiny to win an SEC title!
7) South Carolina – That winning feeling is starting to smell like burnt toast in Columbia. With Lattimore injured and the Carolina army looking like an average Pop Warner YMCA team at best since its upset of the Tide, Spurrier may again be considering retirement if he can’t pull off a victory against Gator nation.
8) Georgia – Had hope two weekends ago in the Cocktail party and that hope disappeared. Idaho State is not even the 2nd best team in Idaho!
9) Kentucky – Joker stepping up the non-conference schedule this weekend with Charleston Southern. They are no Jacksonville State though.
10) Ole Miss – Could this be the end of the Masoli era?
11) Tennessee – Wow!!! How bad is Memphis really?
12) Vanderbilt – Wow!!! How bad is Vanderbilt really?

Hot Boudin – LSU LSU LSU – A signature victory for the Hat that ranks right up there with the 5 4th down plays against Tebow and UF in 2007. Huge win, great coaching job, and another 2 years in Baton Rouge for Les. Honorable mention goes to John Bond!

Cold Couscous – South Carolina - I feel like listening to James Taylor’s “Carolina on my mind” because they’re fall from the top is so depressing.

Love,
Stallion

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 7, 2010

It’s a Purple and Gold Sunday 6-Packers!

To be the cream, you have to beat the cream!!! Whoa!!!!Or maybe you just need a little grass!!! For the first time in the grass-eating era of LSU head coaching, the Stallion admits he was wrong on two scenarios during the Cream Talk game of the weekend! The Stallion never would have gone for it on 4th and 1 when you are behind by one and your offense has historically been atrocious, and you have one of the best FG kickers in the country. The Stallion was proven wrong by Les “The Goat” Miles. And finally, the Stallion would have never called a 47-yard pass play by a QB that appeared to be completely out of sync in his 3 series prior to that one to ice the game. Again, that grass-eating successful winning coach proved the Stallion wrong. Miles may be a goat who loves grass, but the Stallion is a crow this weekend and couldn’t be happier to bring down Satan’s boys. Satan fears the hat!!!! At least in 2010!!!

Speaking of fear, the Stallion cannot remember ever when the East fears the West. It’s as lopsided as a see-saw ride with Lou Holtz on one end and Mark Mangino on the other. Let’s just say Mark Mangino equals the West in this comparison. Seriously!!! Spurrier has never had an easier road to an SEC championship game as he does this year and they are as up and down as any team in the country. Even in the Ole Ball Coach era at Florida,Spurrier had to worry about Tennessee (well sort of)!!! This was the year and now it comes down to a head –to-head matchup between a Gamecock club in disarray and a Gator club that might be catching some offensive confidence in the nick of time.

Finally, best wishes goes out to John Bond and his large “cahonas” for speaking up on the Smiley Newton debacle. In fact, the Stallion now will visit with his parish’s priest this morning to discuss a clever way to meet the community’s capital campaign goal for the building of the new church. Anyone know of a bad *** JuCo QB that the Stallion can represent? It will only cost that person’s future university athletic program about $1.7 MM to cover the balance. That will about do it. Who needs legal fund raisers anyway, when you can just cheat your way to a BCS Championship?

Now for Week 10’s rankings:

1) Auburn – NCAA breathing down your neck like a fire breathing dragon. Will the NCAA have the “stones” to bring the War birds down to where they belong?
2) LSU – Finally put together a half that looked like a BCS contender.
3) Arkansas – Mallett is playing better than he has played all year long which could make this month in November very interesting for Mississippi State and LSU.
4) Alabama - Wow how the once-mighty invincible Cream has fallen. The recipe calls for 3 and a half months of prep time before the cream separates. I think McElroy had nightmares of Nevis last night.
5) Miss. State – Am I dreaming, or will Miss. State have the same bowl-eligible record as the defending national champions Alabama in November? Hopefully an inspired Dawgnation will come together and pull off the upset in Tuscaloosa for Nick Bell.
6) Florida – It’s just not the same in Gainesville, but you are where you are supposed to be in November and that’s controlling your destiny to win an SEC title!
7) South Carolina – That winning feeling is starting to smell like burnt toast in Columbia. With Lattimore injured and the Carolina army looking like an average Pop Warner YMCA team at best since its upset of the Tide, Spurrier may again be considering retirement if he can’t pull off a victory against Gator nation.
8) Georgia – Had hope two weekends ago in the Cocktail party and that hope disappeared. Idaho State is not even the 2nd best team in Idaho!
9) Kentucky – Joker stepping up the non-conference schedule this weekend with Charleston Southern. They are no Jacksonville State though.
10) Ole Miss – Could this be the end of the Masoli era?
11) Tennessee – Wow!!! How bad is Memphis really?
12) Vanderbilt – Wow!!! How bad is Vanderbilt really?

Hot Boudin – LSU LSU LSU – A signature victory for the Hat that ranks right up there with the 5 4th down plays against Tebow and UF in 2007. Huge win, great coaching job, and another 2 years in Baton Rouge for Les. Honorable mention goes to John Bond!

Cold Couscous – South Carolina - I feel like listening to James Taylor’s “Carolina on my mind” because they’re fall from the top is so depressing.

Love,
Stallion

thatsbaseball · Nov 7, 2010

smiling. He`s kinda the Forrest Gump of football coaches to me. He just seems to be a good guy that good things happen to in spite of himself.

Iread a funny quote about Miles on another board "sumbitch can coach, he just can`t tell time".

karlchilders.sixpack · Nov 7, 2010

missouridawg · Nov 7, 2010

Per the bet with him and coach34... someone correct me if I'm wrong.

AssEndDawg · Nov 7, 2010

gave you **** for putting LSU #2 in the early season but that *** whipping of Alabama was just well played. LSU does seem to be the #2 team in the conference.

karlchilders.sixpack · Nov 7, 2010

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 7, 2010

And how true this year b/c the offense has been horrendous, except for the 2nd half yesterday. They looked amazing!

TheBigEDawg · Nov 7, 2010

Why does SC always seem to crash and burn in the second half? Poor conditioning? Spurrier's coaching style? Seems they wind up in a middling bowl each year no matter how talented they are.

dawgstudent · Nov 7, 2010

something about Arkansas just doesn't feel right to me.

bendog · Nov 7, 2010

If S. Carolina could not jump and win the East this year with UF and UGA as down as they are, and with UT completely sucking ***, then they will never ever win it.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 7, 2010

has been there. The crash and burn is most likely attributed to the competition getting stiffer as the season progresses.

Maroon Eagle · Nov 7, 2010

...which made the rankings a little tougher.

Maroon Eagle · Nov 7, 2010

Miles found the artificial grass unpalatable and lost track of time while trying to regurgitate it.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 7, 2010

GTAdawg · Nov 7, 2010

thats why I would also give them the go ahead nod over Arky.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 7, 2010

Arky, Bama, and South Carolina and had a playoff today, Arky would win. They seem to be running on all cylinders while others are starting to figure Bama and South Carolina out.

GTAdawg · Nov 7, 2010

can't say I argue that point. I think we could all agree that Spaniard & Co. would definately be the ***** of that series though.

alabamadog · Nov 7, 2010

they don't have enough depth to be good for an entire season. When Lattimore doesn't play or has a bad game, South Carolina isn't that dangerous.

TheBigDawgCollar · Nov 7, 2010

heard from a good friend of mine, that one of LSU players told him Les Miles isn't going to renew his contract, as he doesn't like getting made fun of and ridiculed at LSU. As well as some bigwigs wanting him gone. He said Miles looking at the Cowboy job in particular (which J. Jones is crazy enough to hire him) and Colorado. I was wondering what your thoughts on this other than you wanting him to extend. I personally see him leaving..

Also, the call to go for it with that beautiful end around had to be one of the best plays I have seen in a while. It is funny how Miles can look so dumb for lack of a better word and then all of a sudden a hint of stability and genius.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 7, 2010

1) I never said that I wanted Les to return next season. I just said that by LSU winning against Bama, Les will be around for 2 years (implying that he would want to)

2) There is no way in hell Jerry Jones is going to hire Miles. Miles has no pro head coaching experience and you can be sure that Jerry Jones wants a proven no non-sense head coach that will allow him to still have some say. (Probably why Cowher won't take the job)

3) Colorado job would be a step backwards and I have heard that rumor, but don't know if there is any truth to that. I do believe Gary Crowton will be fired as OC at the end of the season.Rich Rod isn't in the clear just yet at Michigan either. Going 6-6 won't make the fans from the Big House really happy. Les may be holding out for that Michigan job when it opens again. It could happen sooner rather than later especially if Miles contacts them. That's really the only place I see Miles going unless he is fired.

4) That call was magnificent. I thought it was stupid to go for it at first b/c they needed the points and I just don't have much confidence in the offense to put up numbers. I also about croaked when I saw Jefferson pitch the ball back to Ridley only to be astonished to see Ridley hand the ball off to D. Peterson on the end around which was clearly the right call on that play. And knowing now how the game played out, going for it on 4th down was absolutely the right call and I was wrong.

TheBigDawgCollar · Nov 7, 2010

he is a Michigan guy, what I think as well. Still can not get over how great that play looked, mad i say mad as LSU grass /hotboudin

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 7, 2010

I always make good points

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