Hear Ye! Hear Ye!!! Cream Talk by Stallion - Week 11

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 15, 2009

Good Sunday to the Six Pack fans: The cream is settling out as Bama and Florida sit on top, LSU is the nice pudding underneath, and the rest of the recipe has the Stallion's crystal ball all confused. But isn't the cream theory much like the BCS? Does it really matter who is 2nd through 12th. The Cream only crowns one similar to the BCS system picking the top two. It all just seems to play out naturally. There was quite an array of games this weekend. None as high profiled as the annual Crapper Bowl between Vanderbilt and Kentucky. This was the only game of the weekend where the ratings were in the negative. Of course, State fans feel privileged to knock out the mighty two participants in the crapper bowl, but are feeling down after The Lollipop Kid, Tyson Lee and Co. couldn't muster an offensive TD against Bama. The Stallion planned to focus on the State-Bama game anticipating that there would be no worries in Bayou country. What the Stallion failed to recognize was that Jarrett Lee still has the look of a kid who just saw his mom and dad do the nasty for the first time. In summary, he just looks out of sorts, and La. Tech took advantage. And of course there remains the complete meltdown known as the Spurrier experiment in Columbia. The Stallion feels like he is watching Saved by the Bell marathons, where you know the outcome yet you keep watching it just to see how cheesy Slater, Zach and the gang really were. And now for the Week 11 Cream Rankings:

1) Alabama - Regains the lead by a Nick Saban nose. Of course the liar's nose always grows. And how is it that Alabama is never holding?

 2) Florida - No controversy in Gator country for the first week in a long time.

3) LSU - Jordan Jefferson better take some extra cortisone this week to give the Tigers any shot against the Rebels

4) Ole Miss- The Nutters are climbing up and down Cream rankings like a game of Chutes and Ladders. Could they finally be hitting their stride?

5) Georgia - Big win against Cheese-zik and the War Eagles to possibly save Richt's job

6) Auburn - Up and down like a 60 y/o man on Viagara.

7) Tennessee - Just when you were making a believer out of Stallion, you go and lay an egg in Oxford in Coach O's return ----ra ra rarara ra , ra, ra, FOOTBALL.

8) Arkansas - Still lingering out there with a strong finish in hog sight. 

9) South Carolina. - Only No. 9 because they have more talent than the bottom dwellers of the SEC.

10) Miss. State - The Stallion wants to move the Dawgs up but there is a clear gap in the top 9 and Pop Warner talent. State is on the right track however.

11) Kentucky - How is this team bowl eligible?

12) Vanderbilt - Only school in the SEC that is more fired up about finals coming up versus the SEC championship. Hot Boudin - Ole Miss - The Stallion dropped the Hype from Ole Hype after watching Dexter and Co. shred that vaunted Vols defense. Where was Monte's scheme on Saturday? Cold Couscous - LSU - Two weeks in a row, but more deserving for embarrassing themselves and lacking total effort against Louisiana Tech. The Hatter better get the Tigers refocused or there will be a repeat of 2008. The Jarrett Lee Award sponsored by the GM Government Bailout Program. = the General Mike Sherman - Aggie land is on pins and needles after another devastatingly pathetic performance by the arguably 6th best program in the state. That was an obvious waste of gas money to travel to Norman and not show up. The only thing Sherman has going for him is a contract extension so large that even the Aggie alumni are reluctant to pull the trigger. Love, Stallion

was21 · Nov 15, 2009

woodyassaf

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 15, 2009

say T. Lee is better at this point in time. J. Lee has a gun for an arm and no clue on where it's going. Plus he moves like molasses.

was21 · Nov 15, 2009

the question is: Who's next? And I don't know that either.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 15, 2009

hotdigitydog · Nov 15, 2009

year......I think they'll be number 3 after next week.......

Lion O · Nov 15, 2009

pick6atQB

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nonewinjury

DawgBot · Nov 15, 2009

I find it odd that someone who posted about karma biting us in the *** is praying for someone to get injured.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 15, 2009

but the erratic play of pretty much every SEC team this year makes you wonder how to predict any game. I will tell you this - if LSU played like they did last night they are going to get run off the field by Ole Miss.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 15, 2009

You better hope Dexter has another game like he did yesterday

jackstefano · Nov 15, 2009

The QB's will cancel each other out. What's left? You tell me.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 15, 2009

question is I don't know if Ole Miss can throw the ball on LSU's secondary. I think Dexter is the X Factor. LSU contains him, they win. If he runs crazy on us, Ole Miss wins. It's pretty simple.

jackstefano · Nov 15, 2009

Take that for what it's worth. McCluster will get his I think though.

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!!! Cream Talk by Stallion - Week 11

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