Good Sunday Six Pack!
In last week’s edition of Cream Talk, the Stallion made reference to the Cream Theory. Cream Talk typically focuses the Cream Theory on the SEC team that rises to the top much like cream would do in any delicacy. However, the theory can be applied to the players of the conference as well.
Last year, LSU had the Honey Badger. Bama had Trent Richardson. Auburn has had Cam Newton, and “This is Our Show” has..um…well moving on. The list can go on and on. Unanimously in 2012, SEC nation has seen the white Cam Newton emerge in the form of a 6 foot 1 inch, 205 –lb (and that is for Aggie program purposes only) one-man dream wrecking crew known as Little Johnny Freaking Football Manziel. In a week where words that had “B-A-M-A” spelled as part of the name created hostility and tension both in the sports world and the voting world, a young man from Kerrville, TX opened a can of whoop *** in the mouth of an elephant. This is the same star that just recently dressed up like a silly cartoon dog for Halloween. Are you kidding me? In T-Town! That’s Saban’s kingdom! No way was the SEC stepchild supposed to come in and do what they did to the team that two weeks ago had the experts saying that they were the greatest team ever - so good that they could beat the Jacksonville Jaguars.
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Two weeks later the Cream of the SEC has turned out to be much like Ivan Drago. They’re bleeding! They’re human after all. If the Stallion turned up the volume loud enough, he believed the Tide faithful were beginning to chant JOHN-NY, JOHN-NY, JOHN-NY. So my SEC brethrens, it’s time to accept the Aggies into the SEC. They are no longer one of the two stepchildren from the Big 12 that we had to let in. They are for real!. If Johnny can change, and the Stallion can change, then all SEC fans can change. (Please contain your excitement! It’s easy to get caught up into the Rocky reference)
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Johnny for Heisman!!!! At least he will win the Cream Player of the Year.</SPAN>
The Cream rankings are as follows for Week 11.
#1) </SPAN>Alabama Crimson Tide</SPAN> – Saban was obviously distracted by McCarron’s mommy. Buttah!!!! Oh how the cream is starting to sag. Quite contrary to those outstanding bosoms of one Mrs. McCarron. Buttah!</SPAN>
#2) </SPAN>Georgia Bulldogs </SPAN>– It’s a shame that the cream theory can’t truly be tested among any of the top 3 from the West.
#3) </SPAN>LSU Tigers</SPAN>– Survived letdown Saturday unlike their Tuscaloosa brothers. Offense has officially gelled by capturing another routine win over the Mulldawgs. Ridiculing the Six Pack just isn’t fun anymore.</SPAN>
#4) </SPAN>Texas A&M</SPAN> – It’s very apparent that not much separates the top 4 of this league. I guess it’s time to pull out the cows and goats now.</SPAN>
#5) </SPAN>Florida Gators </SPAN>– Don’t ever underestimate the power of Bobby Bouche’. Have you ever seen any game ever end like that? I don’t even think movies could come up with that one. Muschamp has to be connected to an IV today.</SPAN>
#6) </SPAN>South Carolina Gamecocks </SPAN>– Playing against Arkansas’s defense is a good stepping stone to figure out life without Lattimore
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#7) Vanderbilt Commodores</SPAN> – Epic back to back seasons in Commodore land. Enjoy it while you can, because Coach Franklin will be a hot commodity come bowl season.
#8) </SPAN>Mississippi State Bulldogs </SPAN>– Stallion knew the Bulldogs were going to play with more energy after the last two weeks and it was a valiant effort. Less talent on a Saturday night in Tiger Stadium typically spells doom for any opposing team.
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#9) </SPAN>Ole Miss Rebels</SPAN>– Breaking the hearts and unrealistic expectations of Black Bear nation. Chalk it up to the discount double check.</SPAN>
#10) </SPAN>Arkansas Razorbacks</SPAN>– Just a complete waste of talent.
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#11) </SPAN>Missouri Tigers </SPAN>– Was there any doubt that Mizzou would win that game. Was Dooley Pinkeled?
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#12) </SPAN>Tennessee Vols</SPAN>– Maybe there should be a coaching reunion of Fulmer, Cutcliffe and Chavis. The Dooley era is over.
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#13) </SPAN>Kentucky Wildcats </SPAN>– Uh yes, Mr. Petrino. Before those ‘necks in the Plains call you, we have a tremendous package for you. Millions of dollars every year. A 2013 Harley Davidson. And an All-expense annual retreat vacation at Cabo with your mistress Miss Dorrell, I mean Mrs. Petrino. </SPAN>
#14) </SPAN>Auburn Tigers</SPAN> – Jackson State is pulling a bigger viewing audience than the Cheezesticks.
HOT BOUDIN – Texas A&M - A lot has been mentioned about Little Johnny, but the Stallion will be the first to admit that he didn’t think Sumlin’s offensive philosophy would translate well into the SEC. It does as long as you have an O-Line like the Aggies and WR’s like Swopes, and of course the Big Little Man on Campus. Can we get a Whoooooop!</SPAN>
COLD COOSH COOSH – Alabama – That just feels good writing it.</SPAN>
Love,
Stallion</SPAN>
In last week’s edition of Cream Talk, the Stallion made reference to the Cream Theory. Cream Talk typically focuses the Cream Theory on the SEC team that rises to the top much like cream would do in any delicacy. However, the theory can be applied to the players of the conference as well.
Last year, LSU had the Honey Badger. Bama had Trent Richardson. Auburn has had Cam Newton, and “This is Our Show” has..um…well moving on. The list can go on and on. Unanimously in 2012, SEC nation has seen the white Cam Newton emerge in the form of a 6 foot 1 inch, 205 –lb (and that is for Aggie program purposes only) one-man dream wrecking crew known as Little Johnny Freaking Football Manziel. In a week where words that had “B-A-M-A” spelled as part of the name created hostility and tension both in the sports world and the voting world, a young man from Kerrville, TX opened a can of whoop *** in the mouth of an elephant. This is the same star that just recently dressed up like a silly cartoon dog for Halloween. Are you kidding me? In T-Town! That’s Saban’s kingdom! No way was the SEC stepchild supposed to come in and do what they did to the team that two weeks ago had the experts saying that they were the greatest team ever - so good that they could beat the Jacksonville Jaguars.
</SPAN>
Two weeks later the Cream of the SEC has turned out to be much like Ivan Drago. They’re bleeding! They’re human after all. If the Stallion turned up the volume loud enough, he believed the Tide faithful were beginning to chant JOHN-NY, JOHN-NY, JOHN-NY. So my SEC brethrens, it’s time to accept the Aggies into the SEC. They are no longer one of the two stepchildren from the Big 12 that we had to let in. They are for real!. If Johnny can change, and the Stallion can change, then all SEC fans can change. (Please contain your excitement! It’s easy to get caught up into the Rocky reference)
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Johnny for Heisman!!!! At least he will win the Cream Player of the Year.</SPAN>
The Cream rankings are as follows for Week 11.
#1) </SPAN>Alabama Crimson Tide</SPAN> – Saban was obviously distracted by McCarron’s mommy. Buttah!!!! Oh how the cream is starting to sag. Quite contrary to those outstanding bosoms of one Mrs. McCarron. Buttah!</SPAN>
#2) </SPAN>Georgia Bulldogs </SPAN>– It’s a shame that the cream theory can’t truly be tested among any of the top 3 from the West.
#3) </SPAN>LSU Tigers</SPAN>– Survived letdown Saturday unlike their Tuscaloosa brothers. Offense has officially gelled by capturing another routine win over the Mulldawgs. Ridiculing the Six Pack just isn’t fun anymore.</SPAN>
#4) </SPAN>Texas A&M</SPAN> – It’s very apparent that not much separates the top 4 of this league. I guess it’s time to pull out the cows and goats now.</SPAN>
#5) </SPAN>Florida Gators </SPAN>– Don’t ever underestimate the power of Bobby Bouche’. Have you ever seen any game ever end like that? I don’t even think movies could come up with that one. Muschamp has to be connected to an IV today.</SPAN>
#6) </SPAN>South Carolina Gamecocks </SPAN>– Playing against Arkansas’s defense is a good stepping stone to figure out life without Lattimore
</SPAN>
#7) Vanderbilt Commodores</SPAN> – Epic back to back seasons in Commodore land. Enjoy it while you can, because Coach Franklin will be a hot commodity come bowl season.
#8) </SPAN>Mississippi State Bulldogs </SPAN>– Stallion knew the Bulldogs were going to play with more energy after the last two weeks and it was a valiant effort. Less talent on a Saturday night in Tiger Stadium typically spells doom for any opposing team.
</SPAN>
#9) </SPAN>Ole Miss Rebels</SPAN>– Breaking the hearts and unrealistic expectations of Black Bear nation. Chalk it up to the discount double check.</SPAN>
#10) </SPAN>Arkansas Razorbacks</SPAN>– Just a complete waste of talent.
</SPAN>
#11) </SPAN>Missouri Tigers </SPAN>– Was there any doubt that Mizzou would win that game. Was Dooley Pinkeled?
</SPAN>
#12) </SPAN>Tennessee Vols</SPAN>– Maybe there should be a coaching reunion of Fulmer, Cutcliffe and Chavis. The Dooley era is over.
</SPAN>
#13) </SPAN>Kentucky Wildcats </SPAN>– Uh yes, Mr. Petrino. Before those ‘necks in the Plains call you, we have a tremendous package for you. Millions of dollars every year. A 2013 Harley Davidson. And an All-expense annual retreat vacation at Cabo with your mistress Miss Dorrell, I mean Mrs. Petrino. </SPAN>
#14) </SPAN>Auburn Tigers</SPAN> – Jackson State is pulling a bigger viewing audience than the Cheezesticks.
HOT BOUDIN – Texas A&M - A lot has been mentioned about Little Johnny, but the Stallion will be the first to admit that he didn’t think Sumlin’s offensive philosophy would translate well into the SEC. It does as long as you have an O-Line like the Aggies and WR’s like Swopes, and of course the Big Little Man on Campus. Can we get a Whoooooop!</SPAN>
COLD COOSH COOSH – Alabama – That just feels good writing it.</SPAN>
Love,
Stallion</SPAN>
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