Hear Ye! Hear Ye!!! Cream Talk by Stallion - Week 13

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Dear Sixpackers!

Rivalry week is a beautiful thing. It has the ability to capture a person’s emotions and make those emotions have higher priority over the most important things in life. Marriages, children, friends all become enemies if they are rooting for the most hated rival of your choice.
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The Stallion really enjoys watching the emotions take place. Whether it is State vs. Ole Miss, Michigan vs. Ohio State, Alabama vs. Auburn, or the Godfather vs. the General in a game of backyard football (tabbed as the slowest game on earth), the emotions of the fans are a thing of beauty. Fans will say anything after a loss to others that don’t support their team. They are an easy target. The Stallion felt that in the SPS Chat Room last night just because he has Tiiiigaaahhhs in his handle. For those that don’t really know my background, the Stallion used to be Stallion4Buuuullllldaaawwwwgs in his first 18 years, and the misery that came from watching Egg Bowls during that tenure was endured. From the Artie Crosby field goal to the humiliating defeats at Jackson Memorial Stadium, the only thing that could save the Stallion was some El Chico after the game. Trust me, he knows how you feel this morning.
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He can still recall the 1992 Egg Bowl goal line stand in freezing weather sitting by two cousins (one an Ole Miss fan and the other a State fan). Just when you think it couldn’t get worse for a State fan, the State fan cousin gets accidentally doused by a fresh Jim Beam and coke beverage by an Ole Miss fan standing in front of us. Keep in mind it was below 30 degrees that day. He had to be miserable. However, he told me this week that was his favorite game of all time even in a loss just due to the emotions of that game and what it brought about. Looking back on that game, sometimes the losses make for the best memories. However, the Stallion is certain that yesterday’s loss to the hands of the dark side will not be one of those memorable losses.

The Cream rankings for Week 13 are:

#1) </SPAN>Alabama Crimson Tide</SPAN> – Coming off a good “bye” week to prepare for the SEC Championship and the de facto National Semi-Final game.

#2) </SPAN>Georgia Bulldogs </SPAN>– Seems to be catching stride by destroying one-half off of the ACCissy championship game.
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#3) </SPAN>Florida Gators </SPAN>– The Stallion will eat some crow aGAIN on the Gators, because he has displayed much disgust with this Gator team. They play to the competition but they have done so masterfully this year. After a strong debate in Week 12 Cream Talk and an *** whipping of their rival, the Gators have proven to the Stallion that great defenses always win. The Gators are that formula, and has just as much right to play in the National Championship game as the two teams ranked ahead of them in the Cream poll.
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#4) </SPAN>LSU Tigers</SPAN> – Speaking of playing to the competition, the Tiiigaaahssss seem to follow the same recipe. Ugly counts in the SEC, but when you play an opportunistic defense week in and week out, it doesn’t matter. The Tigers find ways to beat anybody.

#5) </SPAN>Texas A&M</SPAN> – Strong finish for the Aggie contention. They are America’s sexy pick and will probably go down as the best team not in the national championship game. The Stallion firmly believes that as sexy as the Aggies are, you put them up against a strong defense such as Alabama, Florida or LSU, they would lose head to head 70% of the time. However, Johnny Football was spectacular last night.

#6) </SPAN>South Carolina Gamecocks </SPAN>– Clemson WAS considered one of the hottest teams in the nation until they faced Lattimore, Shaw and Co. Wait, Lattimore and Shaw didn’t even play. The ACCissy Conference sucks. No cream for you!

#7) Vanderbilt Commodores</SPAN> – As much as the Stallion will admit to eating crow on the Gators, the Sixpack nation should admit to eating crow on the ‘Dores. The Stallion consistently ranked the ‘Dores higher than the Mulldawgs for the last several weeks, and the Stallion took abuse from several readers on this topic and debates were high. </SPAN>


#8) </SPAN>Ole Miss Rebels</SPAN> – No surprise to the Stallion of the Rebel resurgence in the Egg Bowl. As mentioned in Cream Talk Week 12, the resume’ was too strong to not see that outcome coming.
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#9) </SPAN>Mississippi State Bulldogs </SPAN>– Denny Green would say, “They are who I thought they were”. Only advice the Stallion can give to console the hearts of the Bulldog faithful, is “remember the Maine”.
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#10) </SPAN>Arkansas Razorbacks</SPAN> – Interim coach no more. Could have used a coach with cahonas on Friday though.</SPAN>

#11) </SPAN>Missouri Tigers </SPAN>– Mizzou will have to change philosophies to be more competitive in the SEC. 42 straight points in the first half??? Who are you? Auburn?</SPAN>

#12) </SPAN>Tennessee Vols</SPAN> – Dooley-less Vols are undefeated. Helps that Kentucky is the opponent.
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#13) </SPAN>Kentucky Wildcats </SPAN>– Had a friend point out to me that Kentucky has one more win against a ranked opponent than Mississippi State. He showed me the proof. Check out the Flashes!

#14) </SPAN>Auburn Tigers</SPAN> – Did they even bother to interview Chizik at halftime?</SPAN>

HOT BOUDIN – Florida - Huge win for the Gator Nation and a masterful coaching job but the most verbally violent coach in college football. </SPAN>

COLD COOSH COOSH – Mississippi State – Hard not to give the coosh coosh to the Bulldogs. Although they probably played with heart, the Rebels looked like the only team that was hungry from the beginning of that game. Offensively I could understand that Ole Miss was on fire. What confused the Stallion was that Ole Miss vaunted pass rush. Back to the drawing board for Mullen AND for the Marketing department.</SPAN>

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UpTheMiddlex3Punt

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That's exactly where I would put us. Ahead of the four teams we beat and Missouri (talk about a disappointment).
 

thatsbaseball

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"Mullen AND the Marketing department" You mention both in the same breath. As an objective observer are you saying Mullen`s program is as much about hype and marketing as it is about quality football ? Just call it straight up as I know you will.

For the record you`ve given us another good season and I look forward to next. Thanks
 
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Mullen must change DCs. That's obvious! State also lacked a pounding running game like in years past and I think that hurt this specific team this year. No good team respected State's running attack.

As for marketing, This is OUR State seems a little silly after the loss. Don't you think?
 

thatsbaseball

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Oh I think the mottoes, billboards, revolving uniforms and uniform mannequins, hash tags etc etc etc all look damn silly after a loss. Looked damn silly to me after a win.... Also we possibly had a pounding running game sitting on the bench that was only used in the red zone but chose to not see if it would work from other field positions. That`s kinda the essence of my point....we were flexible and aggressive(ad nauseum) in marketing but not on the field or on the sidelines.
 

patdog

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No doubt. Wilson has got to go. I think a couple of our DBs were a little overrated, but there's no excuse for this defense to be this bad. And really, it was bad all season. We even got torched in a couple of wins against bad teams (although Tennessee does have a good offense). This may not be statistically the worst defense we've had since 2003, but considering the schedule, I think it is the worst defense since then.
 

Koldfire

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Before we change DC I think Mullen has to get his *** out of the way and let Wilson coach. It no coincident that he likes the co-coordinator arrangement. It creates a divide allowing him better control. No seasoned DC will work for him.
 

Railin Jemmye

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it's just getting started. if we end that then MSU has the dumbest athletic department in the country. our state is deeper than one game and/or shallow **** stirrers like yourself and others.
 

patdog

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The co-coordinator title is just a title to justify a little more money for a position coach. Wilson isn't a co-coordinator, he is the defensive coordinator. This is 100% his defense. Just like it was 100% Diaz's defense when he was the coordinator and Wilson was the co-coordinator.
 

patdog

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Glad to see you finally came around on Florida. Biggest difference for them this year is Wayne Pease. They don't have much talent on offense, but he gets about as much out of it as anyone could. And yeah. The ACC blows. Bad. The top 2 teams in that conference have 0 quality wins all season other than the 1 time they played each other. Clemson struggled to beat 0-8 Auburn, and FSU lost to a NC State team that got skull-17ed by 1-7 Tennessee and fired its coach. They're actually decent teams, but put either one in the SEC and they'd go 5-3 at best. And the ACC goes downhill pretty quickly after those 2.
 

maroonmania

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If you don't end it then you look like the dumbest athletic department in the country.

The slogan is about being THE university of choice for the majority of Mississippians (which we are) and for the majority of MS HS football and student recruits. Its definitely NOT about winning every freakin' Egg Bowl from here to the end of time. If we end the slogan, which I highly doubt we will, it will be because we've decided the slogan is no longer advantageous to us, not because we lost a football game in Oxford.
 

was21

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The initial billboard was "hailed" as marketing ingenuity and it was. It should have ended then. The rest, hashtags, unis, themes etc. were simply embarrassing and made the whole thing like a 17ing carnival troupe instead of a football team. Mullen should have some input into what Strickland allows the marketers to do. The Ninja would never have allowed all this shite.