Hear Ye! Hear Ye!!! Cream Talk by Stallion - Week 3

[Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs]

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Good evening Six Packers!!!</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">My name isn't the Stallion for nothing. I take a punch and keep on coming…"get up Rock" - a voice inside my head said….don't let Ike get the best of you. Your fans need you. Eye of the Tiger baby!!! So here I am. I have seen highlights and read articles and am ready to give you my unbias rankings for Week 3. I will have to tell you that missing a full weekend of football about killed the Stallion. I even asked my wife if I could go to a sports bar that may have power to catch the State-Auburn game (probably a bad move), but by the sounds of how it went, I don't think I could have kept up with that offensive explosion. Are you kidding me? The Stallion has scored more goals in a soccer game than points scored in that game. I even heard the Scott Field scoreboard yawned. </font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Nevertheless, the SEC is proving its worth again with 5 top 10 teams in the polls. Very impressive to say the least. What is unfortunate is that once they all play each other there may only be 2 or 3 left in the top 10. And the Ohio State University Buckeyes proved that they can't beat a good team outside of the Big Ten. Thank God we won't be seeing another SEC team kick their butts in the BCS championship game. It looks like USC should ride the wave into the teeth of hopefully an SEC power.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">And now for the Week 3 rankings

</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">1)</font> </span></span> <font face="Calibri">Florida -Tebow and company relaxed on the Florida beaches this week in preparation for the Volunteers.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">2)</font> </span></span> <font face="Calibri">LSU - Preseason is over for the Tigers and now the gauntlet begins with still a big question mark at QB. Good news is that they only have to score more than 3 points to win the next two weeks if this past weekend was any indication.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">3)</font> </span></span> <font face="Calibri">Georgia - Proving each week why the Stallion never gave the Dawgs a higher ranking.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">4)</font> </span></span> <font face="Calibri">Alabama - Easy win for Saban's boys as they climb into the top 10. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">5)</font> </span></span> <font face="Calibri">Auburn - All defense won't win enough games for the Tigers, but go ahead and give them a 10 point home field advantage when they play the Tiiiigaaaahhhhs at Jordan Hare Stadium. I have a feeling Tubby still has a few tricks up his sleeve for this heated rivalry.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">6)</font> </span></span> <font face="Calibri">Tennessee -I really want to drop Fatty Phil's team after I read that BYU dropped a 59-spot on the Bruins this past weekend.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">7)</font> </span></span> <font face="Calibri">Kentucky - Almost another Bluegrass miracle against the Wildcats and an embarrassing loss….that's why it's a game of inches.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">8)</font> </span></span> <font face="Calibri">Ole Miss - Samford proved to be no competition for the up and coming Nutters. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">9)</font> </span></span> <font face="Calibri">Vanderbilt - I see that the Commodores win the mighty Math Bowl against Rice….half way to a bowl game now.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">10)</font> </span></span> <font face="Calibri">South Carolina - How does a Spurrier team have no offense? Please explain the improbable to the Stallion. Maybe Carolina should consider going back to the ACC
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">11)</font> </span></span> <font face="Calibri">Miss. St. - The Gulf Coast offense is a well oiled machine. I realize now that my high school ran the same Gulf Coast offense back when I played. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">12)</font> </span></span> <font face="Calibri">Arkansas . - Sent a thank you not to Ike for prevention of a major *** whoopin in the hands of the 'Horns this weekend.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Hot Boudin Award - After reviewing this week's results, I have to give it to Vandy by default. They just better not flush their best bowl opportunity in years down the drain.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Cold Couscous Award -LSU may smell like corndogs, but I guess that's better than smelling like Croomdogs. Pathetic offensive scheme should give Sylvester what he deserves…a forced resignation. MSU's probation should be officially over. It's time to get a real coach.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Love,</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Stallion</font></p>

 

[MSUbravesfan]

nm

 

[Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs]

hope you enjoyed it

 

[DerHntr]

nm

 

[Croomp]

nt

 

[josebrown]

"MSU's probation should be officially over. It's time to get a real coach."

I couldn't agree more. I just hope for Christmas we get well on our way to a good coaching search. Its past time to end this damn probation we deal put ourselves into and find a competent football coach. I don't want a new OC, because we will still suffer complete incompetence from the top.

Cohen, Stansbury, and anyone else in the big three would not be too bad. Byrne showed us with the Cohen hire what he can and will do given the opportunity.

The ignorant buffoon has got to go. 4th and 15. Punt from the 30. "I don't care what the fans think". "You will not be embarrassed again".

I really wonder if Croom tries to coach the same game he is watching or if he is coaching the game we played last.

 

[Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs]

I didn't get to watch the game, but certainly he has to watch tape and learn from bad coaching decisions.

 

[Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs]

glad you liked it, but I thought you would have appreciated the statement after MSU on the rankings...since you can understand where the Stallion is coming from.