Hear Ye! Hear Ye!!! Cream Talk by Stallion - Week 4

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Sep 21, 2008

Good evening Six Packers!!! The theme of this week's talk is bad coaches. The verdict is still out on Bobby Petrino. Big Boy Phil is a bad coach that has been blessed with awesome talent historically, but his poor coaching has finally caught up. And then there is the Dark Walrus, Sylvester Croom. Not only does his team look like a huge can of "QUIT" was sprayed on them by a crop duster, but the coach himself seems more removed from this year's team than any in his tenure. Two of these three coaches should be dismissed by year end, but there is a good chance neither Croom nor Fulmer resign or are fired by the respective administrations. If they both resign at the same time, can Hooter's provide enough chicken wings at their retirement parties to keep their fat asses full. If that happens, the Stallion will surely invest in some Hooter's stock. Of course, the Stallion survived another LSU v. Auburn weekend thriller and is feeling pretty good about the beloved Tiiigaaaahhhhs. It was good to watch football in air conditioning aGAIN as well. And now for the Week 4 rankings,
 
1) Florida -I see no reason to drop them, but I am thoroughly looking forward to a Tebow vs. LSU defense come October. It wasn't a huge statistical day for the Gators but an impressive win over their annual *****.
 2) LSU - Trap game for LSU ends up in a huge W. Everyone knows that having a game between North Texas and Mississippi State could result in an overlooked game by the Tigers. It was a good chance for Jarrett Lee to gain some confidence at QB. 
 3) Georgia - Taking care of "bidnuss" against an inferior PAC10 darling.
 4) Alabama - Sabanized a bad SEC team and are now having their sights on those Gawwwgggaaaaa Bulldogs next weekend….The Stallion can't wait.
 5) Auburn - Still a dominant defense and the offense is improving. Tough loss by Tubby's boys, but they will still be getting better as the year goes.
 6) Vanderbilt - Enjoys its best cream ranking ever and are two games away to freedom.
 7) Kentucky - Still a mystery team to the Stallion, mostly because the Stallion doesn't watch the Cats play.
 8) Tennessee- Oh how the mighty have fallen. The Vols lack one critical thing that all good SEC teams have - SPEED. Stop going to the buffet with your coach.
 9) Ole Miss- LSU is to Auburn, what Vanderbilt is to the Rebels - a hard *** team to beat. 
 10) South Carolina - No. 1 if you are in a league with Miss.. St. and Arkansas only.
 11) Arkansas - It's very hard to move a team up after getting it handed to them by an SEC power, but hell, what is the Stallion to do. I am in a dilemma here. I played Any Mini Miney Mo and Arkansas won. 
 12) Miss. St. - When you combine lack of depth and talent with "I Quit", the result is embarrassment to your school, your league, and most of all your fans. Hot Boudin Award - Although Vandy probably deserves a 3rd straight Hot Boudin, my beloved LSU Tiiigaaahhhs sucked it up and won a huge game on the road against another Top 10 team. A special piece of the boudin goes to Jarret Lee who went from dud to hero in a matter of halves. Geaux Tigers. Cold Couscous Award -I said I wasn't going to do it, because it's hard not to give the couscous to a team that just quits. So my couscous will go to the Nutters this week for fumbling a ball in a critical point in the Vandy game and kissing it goodbye. A special boudin award goes to the MSU players for obviously not giving a rat's *** about playing hard to save their coach's job. It's a great strategy to expedite the firing of an obviously overrated coach. Great job. Keep up the good work. Be sure to lay an egg against the Tigers in Baton Rouge next weekend. We could use the bye week. Love, Stallion

Croomp · Sep 21, 2008

and dont let your tigers score more than 60 on us.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Sep 21, 2008

maybe 59 points.

FlabLoser · Sep 21, 2008

"Quit" is not how I'd describe it. More like "choke". Five trips inside the 10 yard line didn't come from quitting. Getting 0 points from 5 trips inside the 10 yard line came from choking.

As for GT's offensive production - that's an offense that thrives with the lead. They grind it out and move the football. Getting behind early by a sizable margin due to our own ineptitude on offense pretty much did us in. Nobody should expect 60 minutes of lights-out effort from a defense that has watched the offense take away any chance of winning.

Croomp · Sep 21, 2008

FlabLoser said:
"Quit" is not how I'd describe it. More like "choke". Five trips inside the 10 yard line didn't come from quitting. Getting 0 points from 5 trips inside the 10 yard line came from choking.

As for GT's offensive production - that's an offense that thrives with the lead. They grind it out and move the football. Getting behind early by a sizable margin due to our own ineptitude on offense pretty much did us in. Nobody should expect 60 minutes of lights-out effort from a defense that has watched the offense take away any chance of winning.

Our defense quit at times. I will go ahead and say that that game was played half willed by our team. And it looked like for good reason.

And in response to Stallion..
I'm pretty sure MSU is capable of the worse. Your OC and your team could easily put up 60+ on us the way we are playing right now its just 17ing awful.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Sep 21, 2008

I think choking could apply on a few drives, but there is no enthusiasm out of the Dawgs...no sense of urgency. They look defeated before the game begins...and I did watch the game unfortunately

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Sep 21, 2008

However, LSU's offense is not as potent as you might think. They are getting better, but we still have a Freshman leading the team...

MaxwellSmart · Sep 21, 2008

Any Mini Miney Mo with us, just call a turd a turd and move on. If I were Miles, I'd just suit up the 3rd stringers and not risk injuring anybody that will be or possibly be needed in real games this season.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Sep 21, 2008

However, I know Miles won't play the 1st string if the game is in complete control for the Tigers

Croomp · Sep 21, 2008

i mean we we completely deflated. Croom i bet isnt even trying to motivate them since he knows hes about to go. our team has no where to go this season.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Sep 21, 2008

another vehicle for bashing State only.

Liverdawg · Sep 21, 2008

One could argue that auburn is a difficult team for LSU to beat as well. Anyway congrats, but my cold couscous award would go to the L-S-U chant while Brad Lester was injured on the field. Pure class.

BillBrasky10 · Sep 21, 2008

Although your fans smell like corndogs, ill give it to you on this one. Good post

I would have loved to hear the speech Croom gave at halftime. Really put some fire under our guys asses

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Sep 21, 2008

Mr Meoff · Sep 21, 2008

m-s-U-ku

Liverdawg · Sep 21, 2008

Do your worst. Seriously. Please?

Dawg725 · Sep 21, 2008

I'm sure none of our fans will take ***** on your bathroom floors either...

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Sep 21, 2008

they won't be at the game.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Sep 21, 2008

are classless...your response suggests otherwise.

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