Hear Ye! Hear Ye!!! Cream Talk by Stallion - Week 4

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Top of the morning to you Six Pack!
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As I sit down and reflect on this week’s games from the mountain top, it is very apparent that no matter how bad or good one may think a team is from week to week, that team better be ready and focused to play each and every week especially within the greatest conference in the world, the SEC. This is even more so when those individuals go on the road at night into a very hostile situation. Just to be clear, the Stallion is not talking about the Godfather’s bathroom. Have mercy!
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The Stallion never ceases to amaze himself. One thing that was so clear to him and every other spectator last season was the fact that LSU and Bama were very successful and dominant last year against everyone they played besides each other. Yes, they had premier athletes, but they also played mistake free football. Translation - minimal penalties and turnovers and better players equals dominance over your opponents. After watching several games yesterday and especially the LSU v Auburn game, turnovers and big penalties can become the great equalizer to shifting momentum. The Stallion accurately discussed this with the Godfather and the General on their show when expressing concerns about LSU. What started out to look like a complete domination, turned out to be a nail biting SEC clash on Saturday night. Ask South Carolina how they felt against Vandy, or Florida at A&M.
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One thing is for certain, this year seems to be a little more wide open than in 2011 and the Cream may not develop as early as the Stallion recently mentioned as we begin to face the meat of SEC play. Did the Stallion think that last night’s LSU performance answered some questions such as – how will the new inexperienced QB fair on the road in the SEC; what is the effect of the team due to its OL injuries; and where is the spark going to come from now that the Honey Badger is gone smoking his reefer? The answers are – needs a lot more experience; it was evident especially in the running game; and the Stallion has no idea. Does the Stallion think the Tiiigaaahhhs are still very good? Yes, especially since the defense looks ferocious again. But going on the road in the SEC at night is difficult when you turn the ball over resulting in the loss of guaranteed points or into points for the other team, and have several personal fouls on top of that which consistently resulted in bad field position. </SPAN>

On the other hand this weekend, you had the likes of Georgia, Florida and South Carolina playing SEC teams at home and minimizing mistakes while taking care of business. Those are pure examples of how playing with superior athletes at home and playing their style of football will help you win big. It’s sort of like the Godfather dropping a deuce in the friendly confines of his own bathroom and taking care of his business. He just isn’t comfortable on the road. (Don’t ask him about New Orleans!)</SPAN>

After week 4, the Cream rankings go like this:</SPAN>

#1) Alabama Crimson Tide – It’s time to see what this Bama team is truly about. Waiting on October. It’s very apparent that Meeechigan is not that good and can be thrown in the class of pointless wins for the Crimson Tide. Next week should be no exception even though it is an “SEC clash”. I still think AJ for Heisman is a legitimate possibility.</SPAN>

#2) Georgia Bulldogs – Stallion is smelling undefeated unless Mark Richt Stoops can find his game that he will blow.
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#3) LSU Tiiiigaaaahhhhs – Escaped the promise land. Can anyone say “trap game”? The AD needs to think twice before scheduling Auburn on the road between Idaho and Towson. </SPAN>

#4) Florida Gators – Nothing like getting two weeks off before you welcome the Tigers into the Swamp on October 6[SUP]th</SPAN>[/SUP].</SPAN>

#5) South Carolina Gamecocks – Could the cocks be catching their stride. Good defense, improving offense makes South Carolina look a bit more dangerous. </SPAN>

#6) Mississippi State Bulldogs – The Dawgs are quietly 4-0 on the national scene and still disrespected. 7-0 is looking more prevalent.</SPAN>

#7) Texas A&M Aggies – The Aggies are still a great mystery ingredient in the SEC and the Stallion is curious how Little Johnny and the boys will fair against stiffer competition in the SEC. South Carolina….State certainly isn’t one of these measuring sticks I was looking for.</SPAN>

#8) Tennessee Volunteers – Appeared that Bowden the Clown apparently was auditioning for the Tennessee job as Akron looked to be in contention for the upset much of this game.
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#9) Missouri Tigers – Physically isn’t ready for big boy football.
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#10) Auburn Tigers – Inspired football doesn’t prevent the War Cheesticks from losing 3 games before October for the first time in its long history.</SPAN>

#11) Arkansas Razorbacks – Rose, don’t leave me. Don’t leave me Rose!!! As the Titanic sinks and John L. Smith debt grows, it’s all going down the pig pen trough right now in Fayetteville. </SPAN>
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#12) Ole Miss – Three wins BEFORE October! Who would’ve figured that out? It won’t be more than 3 as Saban is looking around the corner.</SPAN>

#13) Vanderbilt – Sure thought the Commodores would put up more of a fight after the big win against Presbyterian. Next up for Vandy, Methodist! Maybe that’s how we defeat Radical Islamists, have them play Vandy in football.</SPAN>

#14) Kentucky – Enough said. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JpV2pGcLJY)</SPAN>

HOT BOUDIN – The South Carolina Gamecocks show our new brothers what big boy football is all about. No one gets over on the Ole Ball Coach.
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COLD COOSH COOSH – Arkansas undoubtedly deserves the coosh coosh aGAIN. Can’t you see Petrino right now smoking a cigar in his hot tub with one lovely Jessica Dorrell and laughing devilishly at the Razorback contingency and saying “you should have let me have my “cake” and eat “it” too?
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Spanky.sixpack

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I know LSU fans and Les Miles have this elitist thing going on.......

but I happen to believe after Auburn's (and Clemson's) performance last night, that MSU might not be as average as some want to think. Turnovers are part of the game, period. Fact is, Auburn almost beat you last night and probably could have had the ball bounced hard one more time.

South Carolina should be #4, easily, and may be better than LSU at this point. Not sure how to rank Florida and MSU, but I can't see any reason right now to put MSU any higher than 6.
 
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Let's see State

on the road at night in a good team's SEC backyard before I jump on that wagon. State had a good game against Auburn especially in the second half. I'll grant you that, but they haven't played dominant since.

Agree on Carolina that they looked good yesterday, but looked awful against Vandy on the road. Similar situation as LSU.

In regards to the turnover comment, you are right. However, fumbled snaps at the 1 yard line is not acceptable whether you are Alabama or Savannah State. Mettenberger has had a tendency to turn the ball over in the red zone this year and he has to straighten that out. LSU could have easily been up 14-0 very early. The game would have had a different complexion had that happened. LSU opened the game up in total control. The game ended up being close as these turnovers gave Auburn hope and confidence. That turnover issue can be corrected.

The real coaching job for LSU is how does Miles replace Chris Faulk. He was more valuable than I could ever imagine on that OLine. We have two weeks to get that figured out against Florida.
 

IBleedMaroonDawg

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on the road at night in a good team's SEC backyard before I jump on that wagon. State had a good game against Auburn especially in the second half. I'll grant you that, but they haven't played dominant since.

Agree on Carolina that they looked good yesterday, but looked awful against Vandy on the road. Similar situation as LSU.

In regards to the turnover comment, you are right. However, fumbled snaps at the 1 yard line is not acceptable whether you are Alabama or Savannah State. Mettenberger has had a tendency to turn the ball over in the red zone this year and he has to straighten that out. LSU could have easily been up 14-0 very early. The game would have had a different complexion had that happened. LSU opened the game up in total control. The game ended up being close as these turnovers gave Auburn hope and confidence. That turnover issue can be corrected.

The real coaching job for LSU is how does Miles replace Chris Faulk. He was more valuable than I could ever imagine on that OLine. We have two weeks to get that figured out against Florida.

I have to agree with the road analogy for MSU since we play both Bama and LSU on the road.

Auburn proved that "most" any SEC is a tough ticket to punch when you have to play them at their house.

South Carolina has fooled me. They are definitely a contender.
 

Victory Red

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I'd switch Ole Miss and Arkansas, and AU and Mizzou.

Other than that, can't really argue much. Alabama is far and away better than anyone in the conference, and it isn't close.
 
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Tough job ranking teams this week....

I think USCe, LSU and UGA are all fairly equal at this point so it's difficult to predict. I think we all expected LSU to perform better against Auburn since this was their first true test against a quality defense. I'm anxiously awaiting the USCe v LSU game...
 
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LSU has to win at Florida first! I want to see Bama against one of these teams as well but need to look at Bama schedule! I know they will play at LSU most likely at night
 

thatsbaseball

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Stallion, Is Mettenberger as slow and clumsy as he appeared to be last night ? Hadn`t watched yall this year but that dude ain`t gonna beat anybody with his legs. OR was it just a bad night ?
 
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Painfully slow! I saw Halley's Comet come twice during that 3rd down scramble which looked to be an easy 1st down where he came up short too
 

Coach 57

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I'm sorry but the bears haven't been able to stop the run. AU is going to pound you w/ that heavy 2 TE set. Your D is too undersized too stop ANY true SEC running team. As bad as Arky is they still have Davis.
 

Spanky.sixpack

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Agree on Bama.....

I'm not drinking this crimson koolaid that is making folks think they are invincible. Unfortunately they have no real road tests outside LSU. I'd really like to see what the Carolina DL could do against their vaunted OL.

Just a side note.....Carolina might have the best game atmosphere in the whole country.
 

Spanky.sixpack

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Sorry guy, Ole Miss is going to have to prove it......

before anyone will give them respect. Anyone can see that Freeze is doing good things, but you are not going to get ranked above anyone decent until you prove you belong. Until proven otherwise, Ole Miss is in the cellar. Don't act like you're in Arkansas or Auburn's league until you beat them. I don't think you should be ranked above Vanderbilt right now. Kentucky has played their way into #14 by losing to WKU.
 

Coach34

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Based on performance so far this year, or performance the last two years?


Mississippi has probably won their last game of the season. If you can stay reasonable healthy until Vandy- you get your shot to break the Streak
 

Spanky.sixpack

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Newsflash: Rutgers and ULM are likely better than Ole Miss.....

Like I said, in a few weeks you'll get your shot to prove what you're all about. Until then, save your breath, no one is going to respect Ole freaking Miss right now.
 

LavishDawg

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Ole Miss should be ranked dead last in the SEC just for doing that landshark BS. The only time it was cool was when McPhee did it while spanking that ***!
 

prairiedawg

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Not bad, much less homerish than in previous years

There are really only 4 or 5 groups and within groupings you can say it's a toss up. Here's my list:

1) Bama - clearly the class of the conference right now.
2) UGA/USC/Flarda/LSyoo - good but not bama good.
3) A&M/MSU/Tenn/Mizzou - still some various problems
4) Barners - not in group 3 but not as bad as the bottom feeders
5) Ark/Vandy/OM/UK - the pigs still can't figure out how they got in this group.
 

Victory Red

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Don't you get tired of losing arguments?

I'm really interested in what argument you believe I have lost. Because as far as I can tell it is nothing more than a difference in opinion.

So that I can have a good laugh, please point out which arguments I have lost. Thanks.
 

Chesusdog

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I'm sorry but the bears haven't been able to stop the run. AU is going to pound you w/ that heavy 2 TE set. Your D is too undersized too stop ANY true SEC running team. As bad as Arky is they still have Davis.

Dennis Johnson scares me a lot more than Knile Davis. Davis has clearly lost a step due to his knee injury last year.
 

Spanky.sixpack

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Whoa, now....just because Brady Hoke sucks.....

...doesn't mean Michigan has no QB. The way he's handling Robinson is a damn shame.
 

tebmsu97

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I think the rankings are pretty much spot on. Fla is going to be a much tougher game for the Tigers than I originally thought, their D-Line is going to give LSU fits. Bama looks to be the undisputed, but as you stated has not really been tested. USC and UGA have both been better than I thought, Shaw needs to stay healthy.

As a side note, it is Couche-Couche and it should be given to Mettenberger's stache
 

cofreb

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Not saying OM is better than Ark

I'm content to let that play out on the field, but Arkansas has just been bad. As a reminder, the Powerhouse from Piscataway was in a dogfight with Tulane in week 1.

Now you could say, and probably will, 'but Tulane started a 5th year senior QB against Rutgers and a true freshman against OM' and you'd be correct. But I could say, and will, 'but the true freshman{s} (/Stansbury'd) had better stats than the 5th year senior last week against Tulsa,' and I could say 'even with the 5th year senior QB, Tulane managed only 260 yards against Rutgers.' I could also say, 'the Rutgers offensive juggernaut that gashed Ark for 525 yards on Saturday was somehow contained to only 300 by the mighty Green Wave D.' And all of these statements would, in fact, be accurate and verifiable.

Clearly Arkansas has better talent than their results have shown, and so could theoretically put a better product on the field over the remaining 2/3 of the season. But given the lame duck situation there, it isn't obvious to me that they are going to circle the wagons and expend more effort as the season progresses and losses mount, it seems more likely that they're going to look more and more like the 2011 OM team that clearly didn't give a damn by early October and certainly not in November.
 
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Agree on the stache! It's got to go!

In regards to Coosh Coosh I was corrected about 2 years ago by a long time Louisiana native. It is a Cajun breakfast grain. Look it up