<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Hello Six Packers!!!</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">I want to start off by giving the Bulldogs their props for coming out prepared to play the Tigers Saturday night.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> I was expecting State to show a similar performance against the Tiiiigaaahhhs as they did against Ga. Tech, but that simply was not the case.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> In fact it was my beloved Tigers that looked like they didn't care, and it could have hurt them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> The Stallion took some criticism this past week calling the Starkville Dawgs a team full of quitters (and the performance against the Yellow Jackets supported that); however, that wasn't the case in Baton Rouge.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">However, what a weekend of football with three of the top five teams losing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Could this be a repeat of 2007?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> The "cream" took a shock treatment this weekend<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> as two teams appear to be vying for the title in the early part of the race.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> However, the season is still young.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Two things are for certain - Fulmer still looks like a pumpkin and Arkansas is extremely uncompetitive.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">And how about the Beavers of Oregon State.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> I know Mark May can't sleep at night since his first love has a blemish now.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> His first love is not perfect after all. And the Stallion loved it!!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> I think this really opens the door for an SEC team to get into the National Championship versus a Big 12 team.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">And now for the Week 5 rankings -
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1)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">LSU - They are back where they feel most comfortable, atop the Cream Rankings. However, the Tiiigaaahhh's "scrimmage" turned out to be much tougher than the Mad Hatter's team expected.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Now they get two weeks to prepare for the Swamp.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">2)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Alabama - As the Stallion predicted and took some heat for at the beginning of the year. Saban's boys are for real.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Julio Jones is absolutely ridiculously good and that defense is a force.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Question now for Alabama is whether they can keep this momentum with such a young team.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">3)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Florida <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>- Superman Tebow ran into KryptoNutt this weekend.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> A blocked PAT and a horrendous 4th down call could spell doom to Gator Nation's national championship dream for 2008-09.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">4)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Georgia - Stafford, Knowshown and the boys never really have stepped up this year and lived up to the hype.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Same ole', same ole' for those Gawwgggaaa Dawgs.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">5)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Auburn - It's very apparent that Tubby is going to win games with his defense because that offense is B A D.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">6)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Vanderbilt - Did my paper read right this morning?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Vandy is 1st in the East.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Hell just got about 100 degrees cooler.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">7)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Ole Miss- Houston Nutt is proving to all qualified coaches around America that you can turn a program around and make progress in the first year.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Epic win for the Mad Nutters in the Swamp.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">8)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Kentucky - It's hard to rank Kentucky this high when they really haven't shown how good or how bad they are at this point.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Since they are undefeated up until this point.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">9)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">South Carolina - I have had the Cocks lower in previous weeks, but by default they move ahead of the Vols.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">10)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Tennessee- Is it just me, or is Crompton a very bad QB.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> He is single handedly hurting the Vols right now and it could be the meal ticket to Fulmer's retirement party if he doesn't look for other ways to generate points.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">11)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Miss. St. - Yes they lost, but the Hogs are clearly worse than MSU.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> I also believe that State showed some offensive improvement this past weekend and may win another game this year outside of MTSU.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">12)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Arkansas - I am now playing an Arky alum.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> "Where's Houston Nutt?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Oh that's right, we ran him off to Oxford.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Damn, we're stupid.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> All Nutt did every year was compete for a western division title and slip up and beat a couple of good teams per year.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> So what if he text messaged his ***** 2 million times per week.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> He produced W's.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Damn we're stupid!"</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Hot Boudin Award - As much as I hate to do it, I have to give it to the Rebels for doing the unexpected. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Huge win for the program and it has definitely opened up the eyes of Mississippi's future opponents in 2008.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Honorable mention goes to Alabama and Oregon State for making LSU that much closer to No. 1.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> However, the season is still young.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Cold Couscous Award -Georgia for completely going on national TV and getting taken to the woodshed by Saint Nick.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> The Bulldogs never live up to expectations and this year is no exception.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> You thought your schedule was tough before you played Bama.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Good luck on the rest of this year with Auburn, LSU, Florida, and even Vandy still to play.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">And Urban Meyer gets the part of the couscous this week for his awful decision to follow Croom's philosophy on offensive creativity on 4th down.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Well done Urban.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> You just cost your Gators a chance to be No. 1.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Love,</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Stallion</font></p>
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1)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">LSU - They are back where they feel most comfortable, atop the Cream Rankings. However, the Tiiigaaahhh's "scrimmage" turned out to be much tougher than the Mad Hatter's team expected.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Now they get two weeks to prepare for the Swamp.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">
</span></font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">2)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Alabama - As the Stallion predicted and took some heat for at the beginning of the year. Saban's boys are for real.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Julio Jones is absolutely ridiculously good and that defense is a force.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Question now for Alabama is whether they can keep this momentum with such a young team.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">3)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Florida <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>- Superman Tebow ran into KryptoNutt this weekend.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> A blocked PAT and a horrendous 4th down call could spell doom to Gator Nation's national championship dream for 2008-09.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">4)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Georgia - Stafford, Knowshown and the boys never really have stepped up this year and lived up to the hype.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Same ole', same ole' for those Gawwgggaaa Dawgs.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">5)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Auburn - It's very apparent that Tubby is going to win games with his defense because that offense is B A D.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">6)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Vanderbilt - Did my paper read right this morning?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Vandy is 1st in the East.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Hell just got about 100 degrees cooler.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">7)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Ole Miss- Houston Nutt is proving to all qualified coaches around America that you can turn a program around and make progress in the first year.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Epic win for the Mad Nutters in the Swamp.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">8)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Kentucky - It's hard to rank Kentucky this high when they really haven't shown how good or how bad they are at this point.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Since they are undefeated up until this point.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">9)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">South Carolina - I have had the Cocks lower in previous weeks, but by default they move ahead of the Vols.
</font> <span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">10)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Tennessee- Is it just me, or is Crompton a very bad QB.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> He is single handedly hurting the Vols right now and it could be the meal ticket to Fulmer's retirement party if he doesn't look for other ways to generate points.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">11)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Miss. St. - Yes they lost, but the Hogs are clearly worse than MSU.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> I also believe that State showed some offensive improvement this past weekend and may win another game this year outside of MTSU.
</font><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin"><span style="mso-list: Ignore"><font face="Calibri">12)</font><span style="FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'"> </span></span></span> <font face="Calibri">Arkansas - I am now playing an Arky alum.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> "Where's Houston Nutt?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Oh that's right, we ran him off to Oxford.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Damn, we're stupid.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> All Nutt did every year was compete for a western division title and slip up and beat a couple of good teams per year.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> So what if he text messaged his ***** 2 million times per week.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> He produced W's.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Damn we're stupid!"</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Hot Boudin Award - As much as I hate to do it, I have to give it to the Rebels for doing the unexpected. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>Huge win for the program and it has definitely opened up the eyes of Mississippi's future opponents in 2008.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Honorable mention goes to Alabama and Oregon State for making LSU that much closer to No. 1.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> However, the season is still young.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Cold Couscous Award -Georgia for completely going on national TV and getting taken to the woodshed by Saint Nick.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> The Bulldogs never live up to expectations and this year is no exception.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> You thought your schedule was tough before you played Bama.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Good luck on the rest of this year with Auburn, LSU, Florida, and even Vandy still to play.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">And Urban Meyer gets the part of the couscous this week for his awful decision to follow Croom's philosophy on offensive creativity on 4th down.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> Well done Urban.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span> You just cost your Gators a chance to be No. 1.</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Love,</font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><font face="Calibri">Stallion</font></p>