Hear Ye! Hear Ye!!! Cream Talk by Stallion - Week 5

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 4, 2009

Happy Sunday SixPack: As the Stallion since here in the rainy stables, there seems to be a nice sunshine with a glimmer of purple and gold today. The Stallion recovered from cardiac arrest yesterday, as soon as Perry Riley intercepted the ball with 30 seconds left to go on the clock to secure victory over Georgia. After the bashing that the Stallion took last weekend, and maybe some was rightfully so, the Stallion went out on a limb and put the Tiiiigaaahhhs at number 3 in the cream rankings much to the dismay of most of the 6 pack fans. Maybe LSU is truly God's teams, or maybe Les Miles has more luck than the Lucky Charms leprechaun, but nevertheless, they advance and survive for the showdown in Death Valley next weekend. And then, the more things change, the more things stay the same. Miss. State reverts back to their old ways of not being able to cover a cake even if they were given the icing. Georgia Tech had its way offensively against the Bulldog secondary leaving Starkvegas with doom and gloom for the rest of the 2009 campaign. The only difference this year is that the Bulldogs didn't open a can of quit against the Ramblin' Wreck (Right VinceVega???) And the final team that is making a strong run to say they have the right at the coveted cream is Auburn making a statement game against Screech's boys in Knoxville. Auburn proved that they can win on the road in the SEC. But is Tennessee really a good metric. The Stallion doesn't think so. And now for the much anticipated Week 5 Cream Rankings:

1) Alabama - Steady, aggressive, and exciting are some of the words to describe Saint Nick's team. And to think the Tide faithful overpaid Saban as a head coach. He's been living up to his paycheck in my book.

2) Florida - Someone told me that Tebow saw God last weekend when he was laying on the bluegrass turf. He informed us that God is a 320-lb black man that wears a blue No. 94 jersey. 

3) LSU - I am now convinced that the Hatter needs to go to Vegas and bet the house, because the guy lives on the edge and comes out on the winning end 9 times out of 10.

4) Auburn - Chizik is thankful everyday that he doesn't coach in Ames anymore.

5) Ole Miss - Could the Rebels be catching its stride going up against the Tide. They won convincingly in Nashville last night.

6) Georgia - The Stallion is a huge fan of the excessive celebration penalty.
 
7) South Carolina - I never knew there was a "State" in South Carolina.

8) Arkansas - May have put General Sherman on the hot seat in Aggie Land. Obviously Croom is the Aggies fashion consultant.

9) Tennessee - Moves up not because the Vols won, but because they have a much better defense than Mississippi State

10) Miss. State - The Stallion really wants to see the turnaround happen. I believe a victory is coming next week against U of H.

11) Kentucky - When does basketball season start?

12) Vanderbilt - Don't worry Bobby - your job is secure for another 20 years. Hot Boudin - LSU - What a game it was and the cardiac kids find another way to win a football game. The only problem is the Swamp Thang is next week. Cold Couscous - Tennessee - Screech isn't quite backing up his talk. It's time to look into the future and begin developing a new QB. The Jarrett Lee Award sponsored by the GM Government Bailout Program. = Open for nominations. Love, Stallion

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 4, 2009

Happy Sunday SixPack: As the Stallion since here in the rainy stables, there seems to be a nice sunshine with a glimmer of purple and gold today. The Stallion recovered from cardiac arrest yesterday, as soon as Perry Riley intercepted the ball with 30 seconds left to go on the clock to secure victory over Georgia. After the bashing that the Stallion took last weekend, and maybe some was rightfully so, the Stallion went out on a limb and put the Tiiiigaaahhhs at number 3 in the cream rankings much to the dismay of most of the 6 pack fans. Maybe LSU is truly God's teams, or maybe Les Miles has more luck than the Lucky Charms leprechaun, but nevertheless, they advance and survive for the showdown in Death Valley next weekend. And then, the more things change, the more things stay the same. Miss. State reverts back to their old ways of not being able to cover a cake even if they were given the icing. Georgia Tech had its way offensively against the Bulldog secondary leaving Starkvegas with doom and gloom for the rest of the 2009 campaign. The only difference this year is that the Bulldogs didn't open a can of quit against the Ramblin' Wreck (Right VinceVega???) And the final team that is making a strong run to say they have the right at the coveted cream is Auburn making a statement game against Screech's boys in Knoxville. Auburn proved that they can win on the road in the SEC. But is Tennessee really a good metric. The Stallion doesn't think so. And now for the much anticipated Week 5 Cream Rankings:

1) Alabama - Steady, aggressive, and exciting are some of the words to describe Saint Nick's team. And to think the Tide faithful overpaid Saban as a head coach. He's been living up to his paycheck in my book.

2) Florida - Someone told me that Tebow saw God last weekend when he was laying on the bluegrass turf. He informed us that God is a 320-lb black man that wears a blue No. 94 jersey. 

3) LSU - I am now convinced that the Hatter needs to go to Vegas and bet the house, because the guy lives on the edge and comes out on the winning end 9 times out of 10.

4) Auburn - Chizik is thankful everyday that he doesn't coach in Ames anymore.

5) Ole Miss - Could the Rebels be catching its stride going up against the Tide. They won convincingly in Nashville last night.

6) Georgia - The Stallion is a huge fan of the excessive celebration penalty.
 
7) South Carolina - I never knew there was a "State" in South Carolina.

8) Arkansas - May have put General Sherman on the hot seat in Aggie Land. Obviously Croom is the Aggies fashion consultant.

9) Tennessee - Moves up not because the Vols won, but because they have a much better defense than Mississippi State

10) Miss. State - The Stallion really wants to see the turnaround happen. I believe a victory is coming next week against U of H.

11) Kentucky - When does basketball season start?

12) Vanderbilt - Don't worry Bobby - your job is secure for another 20 years. Hot Boudin - LSU - What a game it was and the cardiac kids find another way to win a football game. The only problem is the Swamp Thang is next week. Cold Couscous - Tennessee - Screech isn't quite backing up his talk. It's time to look into the future and begin developing a new QB. The Jarrett Lee Award sponsored by the GM Government Bailout Program. = Open for nominations. Love, Stallion

thatsbaseball · Oct 4, 2009

They are really bad.

JohnDawg · Oct 4, 2009

But there's such a huge gap between #1&2 and 3-12. Also I'd move Georgia ahead of Ole Miss. And, unfortunately, my nomination for the Jarrett Lee Award would have to go to Anthony Dixon who after 329 touches without a fumble, fumbled twice against GT (one was fumbled and taken to the house by GT, the other was fumbled on GT 1 yard line).

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 4, 2009

not sure about Georgia being better than Ole Miss at the end of the day. Georgia was the first team that LSU has faced this year that we looked decent running the ball against. The LSU game should have been much worse but the red zone offense was not efficient at all against UGA. I'm taking the lesser of the two evils.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 4, 2009

when comparing Ole Miss to Georgia, I believe Ole Miss's defense is much better than Georgia's; therefore I think they should be ranked higher. You are probably right about the comment - is Ole Miss really in stride? Doubt it. But they have a better team than Georgia. LSU had ample opportunites to put UGA away early and poor play calling and poor execution in the red zone prevented that from happening for LSU. LSU finally ran the ball wiht some authoritiy against UGA that they haven't shown in previous games

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 4, 2009

State was getting some momentum and that play sucked the life out of the Dawgs. I disagree on UGA v. Ole Miss b/c of defense differences.

You may be right about 1 and 2, but I would just love to see a huge shocker in Baton Rouge next Sat. night. Desperately trying to find two tix for this game where I am not paying my monthly mortgage payment on tix.

Optimus Prime 4 · Oct 4, 2009

We were much better than the week before. Snead was incredible in the first half. It showed marked improvement. If we improve as much this week as we did last, we'll be in good shape. That's a lot to ask though

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 4, 2009

hotdigitydog · Oct 4, 2009

smoked by two TD's.........If not, it gets U.G.L.Y.

JohnDawg · Oct 4, 2009

Sowell will become someone's *****, aGAIN. I think he gets toasted 100x worse than the South Carolina game.

rebelrouseri · Oct 4, 2009

really bad is laughable. Overrated preseason, yes. Really bad, no.

hotdigitydog · Oct 4, 2009

Boy, that's got to suck considering all the BCS talk.......Hey, Nashville, Memphis, and Shreveport are all viable options for your bowl game though......Atlanta if you get lucky.......

PaulGregory · Oct 4, 2009

Mississippi State's defensive backfield for their wonderful play this past saturday night

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 4, 2009

Thanks for the insight

thatsbaseball · Oct 4, 2009

can write it`s on ticket if they get to hitting on all cylinders. The team has the ability to beat anybody they play but the "chemistry" seems to be a little off to me.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 4, 2009

which makes the West interesting if either LSU, Ole Miss or even auburn really clicks against Bama. Other than VT, Bama really hasn't played anyone but they have played well against the bad teams.

FlabLoser · Oct 4, 2009

Perhaps you will be convinced next week, thre cream's separation Saturday if you will, when AU beats the Hogs and UF destroys LSU with or without Tebow.

whatever.sixpack · Oct 4, 2009

Judge teams on THIS year, don't put too much stock in the Rebs based on last years hot finish. Auburn is clearly no. 3, again this is not last year and malzahn makes all the difference in the world. I thought msu was clearly, clearly a better team than lsu, and last nights offensive performance just confirmed to me how good mullen is and that he'll have msu ahead of ole miss for years to come, and I really feel confident that we can beat them this year.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 4, 2009

I have given Auburn a ton of credit. They did beat Tennessee at their house. LSU beat Georgia who as potent offense and a suspect defense. LSU played Georgia very well for 3 quarters and should have won that game by 3 TDs if they had any sort of red zone execution. You guys are failing to give LSU any credit but they have found ways to win. Do I think LSU is going to beat Florida...hell no, but I do think LSU will beat Auburn. Auburn's defense still looks vulnerable to me. LSU probably play UGA's offense better than any team they have faced thus far and showed signs of a top 5 or 10 defense during that game.

rebelrouseri · Oct 4, 2009

MSU2012CHAMPS · Oct 4, 2009

1) Zach "I can get burned on any given play" Smith for the 3rd down and GOAL heave from Nesbitt who was under pressure for the 2nd time in 2 plays by McPhee...completion for the TD ...that really sucked the life out of the DAWGS!

OR

2) Chris " Put me in Coach...I'm ready to...OOOPSS " Relf...for the one and DONE fumble that lead to another Ga. Tech TD!!!!!!!!

Take your pick Stallion...either would be a fine candidate.

coach66 · Oct 4, 2009

tested yet (Memphis, S.E. Louisiana, South Carolina, and Vandy). If they get gashed like I think they may this Saturday then I offically declare the Egg Bowl a tossup even with MSU's terrible defense acknowledged. I think the Rebs will be forced to put eight in the box early to slow bama down and then the Julio show may begin.

jackstefano · Oct 4, 2009

MSU's season may be over after 5 weeks, but OM's isn't.

whatever.sixpack · Oct 4, 2009

I would call the egg bowl a toss up right now, and I feel more confident now than I ever have in my life about the future of msu football. We can consistently move the ball on good defenses, and other than the 2000 team, I don't remember that ever being the case and stallion, come on. The more I think about it, I really think msu is better than lsu and I pretty much consider that a De facto loss for lsu. Couple that with the fact that auburn dominated msu, and that's all the reason to believe they're the 3rd best right now. I don't care who has had a "tougher test," auburn had been more immpressive against who they've faced and lsu received a miracle. I know auburn's D is shaky, but lsu's offense isn't consistent enough to expose that, just like they weren't consistent enough to expose uga's vulnerable D

RebelBruiser · Oct 4, 2009

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs said:
not sure about Georgia being better than Ole Miss at the end of the day. Georgia was the first team that LSU has faced this year that we looked decent running the ball against. The LSU game should have been much worse but the red zone offense was not efficient at all against UGA. I'm taking the lesser of the two evils.

Yep, and I learned 2 things from the LSU-Georgia game.

1) Georgia's defense may be worse than I originally thought. Willie Martinez will be looking for a job in a few months. LSU should've won that game by 2-3 TDs easily. Watching the first half, though it was only 6-0, I was convinced LSU would run away with it.

2) MSU is likely better than I originally anticipated. I didn't see much of the Georgia Tech game, but MSU's defense looked 10 times better than UGA's in facing LSU. And for that matter, MSU's offense was a whole lot better than UGA's against LSU. It's dangerous to start using the transitive property in college football, but after 5 weeks, I definitely feel like MSU is better than the 2-3 record they boast, and I feel like they could still make a push at a bowl game this year despite throwing away 2 games already this year.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 4, 2009

better than LSU...they may have played better that day, but 9 times out of 10 we win this game...

FlabLoser · Oct 4, 2009

The ref found a way to classify a high five as a celebration penalty.

FlabLoser · Oct 4, 2009

Is this the cream poll or a BCS computer poll....

xxxWalkTheDawg · Oct 5, 2009

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs said:
not sure about Georgia being better than Ole Miss at the end of the day. Georgia was the first team that LSU has faced this year that we looked decent running the ball against. The LSU game should have been much worse but the red zone offense was not efficient at all against UGA. I'm taking the lesser of the two evils.

But yet you are going to rank LSU ahead of Auburn when LSU pulled that game out of thier *** at GA and won the game by the length of the football at MSU? Who knows what would have happened if that ref hadn't decided to become part of the LSU special teams on that highly BS celebration call. I never saw it coming.. .but Auburn is rolling right now.

RebelBruiser · Oct 5, 2009

Granted, they probably were doing a little bit of a look ahead, but they didn't exactly steam roll a Kentucky team that isn't very strong.

Kentucky managed to get a solid ground game going against Bama, and if it weren't for the 4 turnovers, UK would've been right in the game with Bama.

Bama is a very good team, and they'll be a huge challenge for us, but they definitely didn't look nearly as invincible against UK as they have in previous weeks.

A team that's Bama's caliber should win by a lot more than 18 when winning the turnover battle 4-0 over a team like UK, but they didn't dominate Kentucky like I expected they would.

RebelBruiser · Oct 5, 2009

I am pretty sure that they called a celebration on both of the last TDs by each team. Georgia just didn't take advantage with a huge kick return and 30 second TD drive like LSU did.

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