Happy Sunday Six Pack!
As we complete week 5, the major topic of the week really shifted from the college scene for Cream Talk to the professional scene. Replacement referees was a huge topic of discussion really for the past several weeks and what the Stallion witnessed this past Monday night was just a plain crime.
So it got me thinking, what if the Stallion went on strike from the Sixpack message board due to improper funding from the Godfather. Don’t think for one second that this topic hasn’t been breached in the past already, but due to the goodness of the Stallion’s heart, he is still here bringing Shakespearean-like prose for the Six Pack nation each and every Sunday to discuss the topic of the week and what team is truly vying for the infamous Cream title.
So the question that came up from this pondering moment – What would a replacement Stallion look like on the board. I see a lot of threads starting on here that imitate the Stallion’s work to provide opinions and insight. And yes, occasionally the Stallion chuckles. But for the most part, I feel like those dreamers out there are very similar to the NAIA and Division III refs that posed as the replacement refs in the NFL. And if I knew your real names, I’m sure I could find things on Facebook that would lead me to believe you lack the serious credentials and qualifications necessary to fill the shoes of the Stallion. I can see the auditions taking place though – Coach 34, Mutt the Hoople, Schmuley, and yes even the General. But it’s tough to deliver such an unbias message to the board when you are wearing the Maroon and White and can’t take off the glasses. So I guess the answer to this question is…the Stallion cannot be replaced.
Six Pack nation, you are stuck with this Hall of Fame writer. You will continue to get inspired by his football rhetoric, his humor, and of course the essential cream ranking for a very long time.
And now for the Week 5 rankings:
#1) Alabama Crimson Tide – As previously mentioned, the Sabanites aren’t separating themselves as far as they once illusioned the country in week 1 and 2. A below average talent Ole Miss squad played the Tide very competitively and showed signs of mortality.
#2) Georgia Bulldogs – Mark Richt Stoops almost pulled off the annual loss that he was supposed to win decisively yesterday. Next time, please don’t consult Dana Holgorson or Art Briles for a game plan. Bring your defense. It’s a good idea.
#3) South Carolina Gamecocks – Took the first half off and allowed Joker to think, “maybe I can save my job.” Second half was obviously a different story.
#4) LSU Tiiiigaaaahhhhs – This recent poor play and “I don’t care attitude” by the players is all part of the Hat’s plan. Drop the Tigers in the Cream Rankings and roll in the swamp to pull off his magic. I like it. You have the Stallion convinced.
#5) Florida Gators – Muschamp spent the weekend with his therapist Dr. Frazier Crane.
#6) Texas A&M Aggies – Little Johnny and the fellas are turning the Stallion’s head. Offense looks explosive and defense looks very much improved this year. If it wasn’t for one bad second half, this team would by undefeated and vying for the Cream Title.
#7) Mississippi State Bulldogs – Anybody know when Game Day is coming to Starkville? ESPN better strike while the iron is hot.
#8) Tennessee Volunteers – Dooley, please don’t get anywhere near me. I actually think you are a smart guy that has just bad mojo. Maybe it’s the orange pants.
#9) Missouri Tigers – Conference USA can’t stop Mizzou. It can only hope to contain it.
#10) Auburn Tigers – Cheesestick spent the weekend either polishing up his resume’ or freezing Cam Newton’s sperm.
#11) Ole Miss – Not an entirely wasted evening. Ole Miss shows life and competes well against the Tide.
#12) Vanderbilt – Off this week….must have been midterms.
#13) Kentucky – Joker is pulling out all the cards by starting freshman sensation at QB. May have found something there. Too little too late. You are now in the middle of the SEC gauntlet. Should have thought about that against Western Kentucky.
#14) The “Alabama” Razorbacks – Will somebody remind John L. Smith that he forgot to fire up his team and execute against “Tennessee” A&M.
HOT BOUDIN – The Texas Aggies of College Station. The rest of the conference better pay attention to this bunch of Aggies. These aren’t your daddy’s Aggies. They actually have an offense in College Station – Saw ‘em off!
COLD COOSH COOSH – My beloved LSU Tigers. The LSU administration sent me a memo via the Stallion fax line saying the team said they don’t typically get up for teams named Towson or Stony Brook. Just sayin’. And it showed.
Love,
Stallion
As we complete week 5, the major topic of the week really shifted from the college scene for Cream Talk to the professional scene. Replacement referees was a huge topic of discussion really for the past several weeks and what the Stallion witnessed this past Monday night was just a plain crime.
So it got me thinking, what if the Stallion went on strike from the Sixpack message board due to improper funding from the Godfather. Don’t think for one second that this topic hasn’t been breached in the past already, but due to the goodness of the Stallion’s heart, he is still here bringing Shakespearean-like prose for the Six Pack nation each and every Sunday to discuss the topic of the week and what team is truly vying for the infamous Cream title.
So the question that came up from this pondering moment – What would a replacement Stallion look like on the board. I see a lot of threads starting on here that imitate the Stallion’s work to provide opinions and insight. And yes, occasionally the Stallion chuckles. But for the most part, I feel like those dreamers out there are very similar to the NAIA and Division III refs that posed as the replacement refs in the NFL. And if I knew your real names, I’m sure I could find things on Facebook that would lead me to believe you lack the serious credentials and qualifications necessary to fill the shoes of the Stallion. I can see the auditions taking place though – Coach 34, Mutt the Hoople, Schmuley, and yes even the General. But it’s tough to deliver such an unbias message to the board when you are wearing the Maroon and White and can’t take off the glasses. So I guess the answer to this question is…the Stallion cannot be replaced.
Six Pack nation, you are stuck with this Hall of Fame writer. You will continue to get inspired by his football rhetoric, his humor, and of course the essential cream ranking for a very long time.
And now for the Week 5 rankings:
#1) Alabama Crimson Tide – As previously mentioned, the Sabanites aren’t separating themselves as far as they once illusioned the country in week 1 and 2. A below average talent Ole Miss squad played the Tide very competitively and showed signs of mortality.
#2) Georgia Bulldogs – Mark Richt Stoops almost pulled off the annual loss that he was supposed to win decisively yesterday. Next time, please don’t consult Dana Holgorson or Art Briles for a game plan. Bring your defense. It’s a good idea.
#3) South Carolina Gamecocks – Took the first half off and allowed Joker to think, “maybe I can save my job.” Second half was obviously a different story.
#4) LSU Tiiiigaaaahhhhs – This recent poor play and “I don’t care attitude” by the players is all part of the Hat’s plan. Drop the Tigers in the Cream Rankings and roll in the swamp to pull off his magic. I like it. You have the Stallion convinced.
#5) Florida Gators – Muschamp spent the weekend with his therapist Dr. Frazier Crane.
#6) Texas A&M Aggies – Little Johnny and the fellas are turning the Stallion’s head. Offense looks explosive and defense looks very much improved this year. If it wasn’t for one bad second half, this team would by undefeated and vying for the Cream Title.
#7) Mississippi State Bulldogs – Anybody know when Game Day is coming to Starkville? ESPN better strike while the iron is hot.
#8) Tennessee Volunteers – Dooley, please don’t get anywhere near me. I actually think you are a smart guy that has just bad mojo. Maybe it’s the orange pants.
#9) Missouri Tigers – Conference USA can’t stop Mizzou. It can only hope to contain it.
#10) Auburn Tigers – Cheesestick spent the weekend either polishing up his resume’ or freezing Cam Newton’s sperm.
#11) Ole Miss – Not an entirely wasted evening. Ole Miss shows life and competes well against the Tide.
#12) Vanderbilt – Off this week….must have been midterms.
#13) Kentucky – Joker is pulling out all the cards by starting freshman sensation at QB. May have found something there. Too little too late. You are now in the middle of the SEC gauntlet. Should have thought about that against Western Kentucky.
#14) The “Alabama” Razorbacks – Will somebody remind John L. Smith that he forgot to fire up his team and execute against “Tennessee” A&M.
HOT BOUDIN – The Texas Aggies of College Station. The rest of the conference better pay attention to this bunch of Aggies. These aren’t your daddy’s Aggies. They actually have an offense in College Station – Saw ‘em off!
COLD COOSH COOSH – My beloved LSU Tigers. The LSU administration sent me a memo via the Stallion fax line saying the team said they don’t typically get up for teams named Towson or Stony Brook. Just sayin’. And it showed.
Love,
Stallion
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