Hear Ye! Hear Ye!!! Cream Talk by Stallion - Week 6

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

Good Sunday to the Pack: The theme of this week's talk is SPOUSAL BLOCKAGE of big games. For those of the Pack that experience LOVE, don't you look back on your vows or agreement and think to yourself, why didn't you make a promise to commit to Saturday college football games as one of the sacred vows, especially when the biggest game of the weekend is being played at one's alma mater? For those of you who have experienced what I felt this weekend, my heart goes out to you. It hurts. It's painful. And it's darn near unforgiveable. There's a reason why God made our Sabbath on Sundays. It's for those husbands that must somehow forgive their wives for spousal blockage. Yes the Stallion's filly is guilty of SPOUSAL BLOCKAGE. Sure the Stallion could have been soaked from all of the rain this weekend if he drove to Baton Rouge. Sure the Stallion may have gained a few pounds from eating some gator gumbo or jambalaya and downing a few adult beverages. Sure the Stallion may have glanced at a few thousand hot co-eds and thought to himself "wow, if only I were 21 again and built like Michael Phelps:â€¦sure those things may have made you think that the Stallion was content watching the game in the confines of his palatial estate, but nothing beats being in Tiger Stadium on Saturday night when the No. 1 team in the country and the best player possibly in college football history comes rolling into town and you aren't there to smell the fresh whiskey in the stadium and hear the noise that is so high in decibals that you should wear ear plugs just to prevent hearing loss. You may think that the Stallion is down because his beloved Tiiiigaaaahhhhs lost 13-3. Yes the Stallion is down because of this loss, but that would only kill the "after-party". The tailgaiting, the pageantry, the electricity before and during the game is what keeps the Stallion fired up and loving the best conference in all the land - the SEC. Missing that is why the Stallion feels defeated this Sunday. So next time you suffer a case of SPOUSAL BLOCKAGE, think of the Stallion. Drop me an email, and I will have a beer for you. As far as the cream goes, I looked in the oven and cream separation is very clear. There are 2 teams vying for the cream and the rest is just around to keep the infrastructure intact. And now for the Week 6 Cream Rankings:

1) Alabama - Proving week in and week out, that they are the best team in the country. Satan's boys are loaded and the defense is for real. Sending the Rebels back to a place where they are used to - the loser's bracket.

2) Florida - A vanilla offensive game plan and a cheating WR was the main difference between a win and a loss for the Gators in Bayou Land. And don't forget the love affair between Tebow and Meyer - SICKENING!!!

3) LSU - If you can't move the ball, don't you think you should put your playmakers in the game for at least a couple of series Crusty Crowton and Peanut Brain Miles???? Where in the hell was Shepard and Randle? Defensively, the Tigers did well enough to win that game, but the offense was atrocious.

4) South Carolina - By default, may be the only hope to give Florida a run in the East.

 5) Arkansas - Are the Backs starting to catch SWINE FEVER!!! Two very impressive wins in a row for Petrino's boys.

6) Auburn - To quote Denny Green, "They are who I thought they were". No defense screamed bloody murder for the War Buzzards.

7) Ole Hype - Doesn't get any better than this. Ole Hype's defense though will win a few games for the Rebels this year.

8) Georgia - A bad loss for the Dawgs who appear on the verge of free-falling after a loss on the road in Rocky top.

9) Tennessee - Huge win for Screech and the boys. Peyton Manning obviously dressed up like Crompton for Halloween yesterday.

10) Kentucky - Moves up a spot by losing to USC in a nail biter. Kentucky is glad to move on to other parts of the schedule that don't have Alabama and Florida in it.

11) Miss. State - You are about 6 inches away from winning some games. That's the difference between Tyson Lee's height and how tall an SEC quarterback should be.

12) Vanderbilt - Has hit an alltime low losing to a lower tier service academy football team. Hot Boudin - Arkansas - Impressive win over a hot Auburn team and sending a statement to the rest of the league that they are clicking on all cylinders now Cold Couscous - Georgia - There will be no excessive celebrating penalties in Athens after getting humiliated by a hapless Vols team and after being torched by a JV quarterback. The Jarrett Lee Award sponsored by the GM Government Bailout Program. = Tyson Lee for not being able to execute a simple hand off twice and for taking a huge sack and knocking the Dawgs out of scoring range in key situations against Houston in a 31-24 loss on Saturday. Love, Stallion PS - The Stallion will be taking an unpaid leave of absence next weekend. Cream Talk will resume on Week 8 - October 25th.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

Good Sunday to the Pack: The theme of this week's talk is SPOUSAL BLOCKAGE of big games. For those of the Pack that experience LOVE, don't you look back on your vows or agreement and think to yourself, why didn't you make a promise to commit to Saturday college football games as one of the sacred vows, especially when the biggest game of the weekend is being played at one's alma mater? For those of you who have experienced what I felt this weekend, my heart goes out to you. It hurts. It's painful. And it's darn near unforgiveable. There's a reason why God made our Sabbath on Sundays. It's for those husbands that must somehow forgive their wives for spousal blockage. Yes the Stallion's filly is guilty of SPOUSAL BLOCKAGE. Sure the Stallion could have been soaked from all of the rain this weekend if he drove to Baton Rouge. Sure the Stallion may have gained a few pounds from eating some gator gumbo or jambalaya and downing a few adult beverages. Sure the Stallion may have glanced at a few thousand hot co-eds and thought to himself "wow, if only I were 21 again and built like Michael Phelps:â€¦sure those things may have made you think that the Stallion was content watching the game in the confines of his palatial estate, but nothing beats being in Tiger Stadium on Saturday night when the No. 1 team in the country and the best player possibly in college football history comes rolling into town and you aren't there to smell the fresh whiskey in the stadium and hear the noise that is so high in decibals that you should wear ear plugs just to prevent hearing loss. You may think that the Stallion is down because his beloved Tiiiigaaaahhhhs lost 13-3. Yes the Stallion is down because of this loss, but that would only kill the "after-party". The tailgaiting, the pageantry, the electricity before and during the game is what keeps the Stallion fired up and loving the best conference in all the land - the SEC. Missing that is why the Stallion feels defeated this Sunday. So next time you suffer a case of SPOUSAL BLOCKAGE, think of the Stallion. Drop me an email, and I will have a beer for you. As far as the cream goes, I looked in the oven and cream separation is very clear. There are 2 teams vying for the cream and the rest is just around to keep the infrastructure intact. And now for the Week 6 Cream Rankings:

1) Alabama - Proving week in and week out, that they are the best team in the country. Satan's boys are loaded and the defense is for real. Sending the Rebels back to a place where they are used to - the loser's bracket.

2) Florida - A vanilla offensive game plan and a cheating WR was the main difference between a win and a loss for the Gators in Bayou Land. And don't forget the love affair between Tebow and Meyer - SICKENING!!!

3) LSU - If you can't move the ball, don't you think you should put your playmakers in the game for at least a couple of series Crusty Crowton and Peanut Brain Miles???? Where in the hell was Shepard and Randle? Defensively, the Tigers did well enough to win that game, but the offense was atrocious.

4) South Carolina - By default, may be the only hope to give Florida a run in the East.

 5) Arkansas - Are the Backs starting to catch SWINE FEVER!!! Two very impressive wins in a row for Petrino's boys.

6) Auburn - To quote Denny Green, "They are who I thought they were". No defense screamed bloody murder for the War Buzzards.

7) Ole Hype - Doesn't get any better than this. Ole Hype's defense though will win a few games for the Rebels this year.

8) Georgia - A bad loss for the Dawgs who appear on the verge of free-falling after a loss on the road in Rocky top.

9) Tennessee - Huge win for Screech and the boys. Peyton Manning obviously dressed up like Crompton for Halloween yesterday.

10) Kentucky - Moves up a spot by losing to USC in a nail biter. Kentucky is glad to move on to other parts of the schedule that don't have Alabama and Florida in it.

11) Miss. State - You are about 6 inches away from winning some games. That's the difference between Tyson Lee's height and how tall an SEC quarterback should be.

12) Vanderbilt - Has hit an alltime low losing to a lower tier service academy football team. Hot Boudin - Arkansas - Impressive win over a hot Auburn team and sending a statement to the rest of the league that they are clicking on all cylinders now Cold Couscous - Georgia - There will be no excessive celebrating penalties in Athens after getting humiliated by a hapless Vols team and after being torched by a JV quarterback. The Jarrett Lee Award sponsored by the GM Government Bailout Program. = Tyson Lee for not being able to execute a simple hand off twice and for taking a huge sack and knocking the Dawgs out of scoring range in key situations against Houston in a 31-24 loss on Saturday. Love, Stallion PS - The Stallion will be taking an unpaid leave of absence next weekend. Cream Talk will resume on Week 8 - October 25th.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

Good Sunday to the Pack: The theme of this week's talk is SPOUSAL BLOCKAGE of big games. For those of the Pack that experience LOVE, don't you look back on your vows or agreement and think to yourself, why didn't you make a promise to commit to Saturday college football games as one of the sacred vows, especially when the biggest game of the weekend is being played at one's alma mater? For those of you who have experienced what I felt this weekend, my heart goes out to you. It hurts. It's painful. And it's darn near unforgiveable. There's a reason why God made our Sabbath on Sundays. It's for those husbands that must somehow forgive their wives for spousal blockage. Yes the Stallion's filly is guilty of SPOUSAL BLOCKAGE. Sure the Stallion could have been soaked from all of the rain this weekend if he drove to Baton Rouge. Sure the Stallion may have gained a few pounds from eating some gator gumbo or jambalaya and downing a few adult beverages. Sure the Stallion may have glanced at a few thousand hot co-eds and thought to himself "wow, if only I were 21 again and built like Michael Phelps:â€¦sure those things may have made you think that the Stallion was content watching the game in the confines of his palatial estate, but nothing beats being in Tiger Stadium on Saturday night when the No. 1 team in the country and the best player possibly in college football history comes rolling into town and you aren't there to smell the fresh whiskey in the stadium and hear the noise that is so high in decibals that you should wear ear plugs just to prevent hearing loss. You may think that the Stallion is down because his beloved Tiiiigaaaahhhhs lost 13-3. Yes the Stallion is down because of this loss, but that would only kill the "after-party". The tailgaiting, the pageantry, the electricity before and during the game is what keeps the Stallion fired up and loving the best conference in all the land - the SEC. Missing that is why the Stallion feels defeated this Sunday. So next time you suffer a case of SPOUSAL BLOCKAGE, think of the Stallion. Drop me an email, and I will have a beer for you. As far as the cream goes, I looked in the oven and cream separation is very clear. There are 2 teams vying for the cream and the rest is just around to keep the infrastructure intact. And now for the Week 6 Cream Rankings:

1) Alabama - Proving week in and week out, that they are the best team in the country. Satan's boys are loaded and the defense is for real. Sending the Rebels back to a place where they are used to - the loser's bracket.

2) Florida - A vanilla offensive game plan and a cheating WR was the main difference between a win and a loss for the Gators in Bayou Land. And don't forget the love affair between Tebow and Meyer - SICKENING!!!

3) LSU - If you can't move the ball, don't you think you should put your playmakers in the game for at least a couple of series Crusty Crowton and Peanut Brain Miles???? Where in the hell was Shepard and Randle? Defensively, the Tigers did well enough to win that game, but the offense was atrocious.

4) South Carolina - By default, may be the only hope to give Florida a run in the East.

 5) Arkansas - Are the Backs starting to catch SWINE FEVER!!! Two very impressive wins in a row for Petrino's boys.

6) Auburn - To quote Denny Green, "They are who I thought they were". No defense screamed bloody murder for the War Buzzards.

7) Ole Hype - Doesn't get any better than this. Ole Hype's defense though will win a few games for the Rebels this year.

8) Georgia - A bad loss for the Dawgs who appear on the verge of free-falling after a loss on the road in Rocky top.

9) Tennessee - Huge win for Screech and the boys. Peyton Manning obviously dressed up like Crompton for Halloween yesterday.

10) Kentucky - Moves up a spot by losing to USC in a nail biter. Kentucky is glad to move on to other parts of the schedule that don't have Alabama and Florida in it.

11) Miss. State - You are about 6 inches away from winning some games. That's the difference between Tyson Lee's height and how tall an SEC quarterback should be.

12) Vanderbilt - Has hit an alltime low losing to a lower tier service academy football team. Hot Boudin - Arkansas - Impressive win over a hot Auburn team and sending a statement to the rest of the league that they are clicking on all cylinders now Cold Couscous - Georgia - There will be no excessive celebrating penalties in Athens after getting humiliated by a hapless Vols team and after being torched by a JV quarterback. The Jarrett Lee Award sponsored by the GM Government Bailout Program. = Tyson Lee for not being able to execute a simple hand off twice and for taking a huge sack and knocking the Dawgs out of scoring range in key situations against Houston in a 31-24 loss on Saturday. Love, Stallion PS - The Stallion will be taking an unpaid leave of absence next weekend. Cream Talk will resume on Week 8 - October 25th.

msubullie4life · Oct 11, 2009

I think SCar and LSU should be tied for #3. LSU offense is Croomtastic.

msubullie4life · Oct 11, 2009

PS - The Stallion will be taking an unpaid leave of absence next weekend. Cream Talk will resume on Week 8 - October 25th.

Slacker!! Hand over the Cream Talk duties for next weekend to DS. Let's see if he's got it!

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

UF's defense is very very impressive.

msubullie4life · Oct 11, 2009

you have an offense ranked 109 (total) and 89 (scoring) nationally. I bet State scores more than 3 vs UF's defense.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

loses by more than 3 TDs as well.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

karlchilders.sixpack · Oct 11, 2009

You letting that **** get in the way?

Once you have built up a little nest egg, The Big D is terribly expensive.
Whereas they have half of the $ and all of the P---y, tread lightly.

Your rankings are ok, I do think the Dogs have a chance to finish a little higher, and the Pigs have now surprised me.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

had to write about it.

was21 · Oct 11, 2009

msubullie4life · Oct 11, 2009

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Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

* What would you call that type of job?

was21 · Oct 11, 2009

FlabLoser · Oct 11, 2009

And it is just plain sicking that Mississippi State is a half dozen unforced turnovers away from being 3rd instead of 11th in the cream rankings.

PS: Ole Miss and MSU should be tied for 10th

UpTheMiddlex3Punt · Oct 11, 2009

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Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

Dawgstudent.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

DEFENSE - Ole Miss is solid and Miss. State is not. I was very impressed with Ole Hype's D against Vandy, Bama and South Carolina, but their offense is anemic. Of course an anemic offense can find a way to drop 30 against Miss. St.

FlabLoser · Oct 11, 2009

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs said:
DEFENSE - Ole Miss is solid and Miss. State is not. I was very impressed with Ole Hype's D against Vandy, Bama and South Carolina, but their offense is anemic. Of course an anemic offense can find a way to drop 30 against Miss. St.

And if you're one of the nation's best offenses, you can only drop 31.

Sincerely,

Houston.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

your offense didn't get into a shootout with them. You tried to have some resemlence of time of possession. Texas Tech and Ok. State aren't necessarily huge ball control offenses. Houston has played a lot of gunslingling offenses or just bad teams. Miss. State should have won that game. You guys were screwed but also the turnovers were just killer too.

Porkchop.sixpack · Oct 11, 2009

First, why the hell would she give a **** what you do? Second, what the hell can she do about it? I just don't get that.

I mean, if you are running around cheating on her or something, I might get the picture. Did she have yall signed up for a marriage enrichment course or something like that.

I really just don't get it.

Wife making the decisions in the family = emasculating. She should have married a woman.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

or you would understand. She had a late commitment for the weekend that prevented us from making the trip to BR (without getting into the details.) It happens. Don't over-analyze it.

Porkchop.sixpack · Oct 11, 2009

I do have kids.

Late commitment? So, you had to baby sit (women's work) while your spouse went to her commitment. (probably some women's club where she gets instruction on winning battles like this.)

Yep, I have kids. Now, what DOESN'T happen is my wife doesn't bring income into the household. And this changes the equation. My wife is a kept woman. And I don't have to scrub toilets, change diapers, or babysit. It's a good deal.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

an over-analyzation. Fulfilling a fatherly duty is actually an honor and maybe you should look into it.

Porkchop.sixpack · Oct 11, 2009

I take no offense to your jackass comment. You are probably correct. And I am most certainly bonafide.

However, I have to tell that I just don't get all this "my wife won't let me" ********. You can wrap it in the honor of doing your fatherly duty if it makes you feel better. But, my younger kid was at the game with me -- where he is every single home game, without exception. I don't do **** I'm not supposed to do, and my wife doesn't tell me what to do.

You create a post intended to be humorous about your wife keeping you from attending a game. And you get pissed off when someone essentially calls you pussywhipped.

****, I agree with you. It's humorous.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

I'm not about to bring him to Tiger Stadium. Get your facts straight before calling me out.

Porkchop.sixpack · Oct 11, 2009

What fact did I have wrong?

There are freakin' babysitters for hire if your wife has to go to her manhater meeting. Now, the manhater meeting thing -- that might be a fact I have wrong. But, it does really add a certain dimension to the discussion, doesn't it?

I didn't say you should bring your son to the game. I was only pointing out that I didn't father a child and then leave him to wolves to raise or something.

Listen, next time you want to go to a game, go.

omaha08 · Oct 11, 2009

Maybe you should start attending more games and posting less on an msu board.

backwards k · Oct 11, 2009

please stop turning this semi-readable thread into a candidate for lockage.

And also re-evaluate your priorities in life.

Love,
Your Son

HD6 · Oct 11, 2009

is far more entertaining than anything else this thread has to offer. Why don't you go back where you came from?

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

I'm not wasting any more time on this dude.

Requiem For A Dawg · Oct 11, 2009

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs said:
I'm not wasting any more time on this dude.

Because your wife makes you get off the computer before 9:45?

Porkchop.sixpack · Oct 11, 2009

cease fire.....I'm with you.

backwards k · Oct 11, 2009

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Porkchop.sixpack · Oct 11, 2009

how predictable, anticipated, foreseen......

Go boil nipples.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

It won't hurt my feelings, but my question is "Is this your opinion or the general consensus of the SixPack reading audience?"

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Oct 11, 2009

pDigital32Dawg · Oct 11, 2009

I will miss reading it next week.

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