Good Sunday to the Six Pack!
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It’s very somber within the Stallion’s stables this morning. Let’s compare this feeling to those that the Six Pack nation may understand. It’s like James Evans whipping JJ with the belt. If you’re a conservative Republican, it would be compared to Obama spanking Romney. It’s like Forrest Gump saying goodbye to Jenny. It’s like listening to the Godfather get through reading an advertisement for one of his sponsors on “This is Our Show”. These are all various forms of experiencing pain, but comparable to what the Stallion felt last night and this morning.
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For the first time in 18 regular season games, the Stallion has felt this agonizing sense of “what now”. He now has to realize that the 2012 cream recipe doesn’t ask for purple and gold sprinkles in it. At some point in time, one would think creativity might come into play into trying to figure out how to get a first down, but the Stallion realizes that sometimes even his beloved Tigers can run out of players. There were less flies dropping out of the Amazon jungle then yesterday’s game in the Swamp.
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I’m sure the Georgia fans feel a similar pain, but at least the LSU defense decided to show up and make the game competitive. As the Stallion predicted, Mark Richt-Stoops fills his annual poopie diaper with a game that would even make Adam Richman of Man vs. Food want to throw up if you wore the red and black. It’s a shame with a schedule like that and talent like that, Richt can’t get over the hump.</SPAN>
And finally, what ever happened to good ole fashioned logic? When you are up by 4 or more points and there are 2 minutes left to go in the game and it’s 4[SUP]th[/SUP] down, you don’t have to make millions to know that you should punt the ball and give your team the best shot of winning the game. By the end of the game, I guess Oxford got to experience a good ole fashioned “Whoooooop!”. And if they are lucky they probably got to see an Aggie make love to a goat after the game. Johnny Football is quickly becoming a heartthrob in College Station.
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And now for the Week 6 rankings:</SPAN>
#1) Alabama Crimson Tide – Much better than LSU. Not even close</SPAN>
#2) South Carolina Gamecocks – “Awwww, heeeere comes the Rooster”. That Ole Ball Coach looks like he’s on a mission this year to bring the roosters to the Cream Promise Land. By the way, they are much better than LSU too.
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#3) Florida Gators – The new punk of the SEC – Will MusChump. I’m not sure if I can take any more interviews with that dufus. By the way, his team is better than LSU.</SPAN>
#4) Georgia Bulldogs – Although they couldn’t score any points last night, they obviously have a team that has no problem typically putting up points. They are better than LSU.
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#5) Mississippi State Bulldogs – Stallion is going out on a limb with this ranking since the Dawgs really haven’t had a team to test them. But all indications are is that they are better than LSU. </SPAN>
#6) Texas A&M – Got to give it to a team that can turn the ball over 6 times on the road and still put up 30 points and win it. Helps that you played against an idiot of a coach. Little Johnny better learn how to slide if the Aggies want to stay in the top half of the SEC Cream Rankings. If Little Johnny Football is on the train, then LSU won’t stop that locomotive. They are better than LSU.
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#7) LSU Tigers – Offense sucks. PERIOD. Can someone tell the Stallion how to win games scoring zero points?</SPAN>
#8) Tennessee Vols – The orange pants are at the Dry Cleaners this weekend. Had their offense hit the field, they probably could have shown LSU had to manufacture a first down.</SPAN>
#9) Vanderbilt Commodores – Showed signs of life by taking it to the SEC East stepchild. They even could produce touchdowns. Maybe they should tutor LSU on how to move a football and be creative.
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#10) Arkansas Razorbacks – I guess once it got up to $40 million in debt, he decided he better figure this thing out. John L. still needs a job. Offense is better than LSU’s. </SPAN>
#11) Ole Miss – Have to admit, the Bears are playing with heart this year. Now they have to figure out how to win. By the way, they have a better offense than LSU.</SPAN>
#12) Missouri – Appears that the SEC is a little too much for them. But their offense is comparable to LSU’s.</SPAN>
#13) Auburn – Just when I thought the Alabama Razorbacks were the worst team in the league, “you go out and totally redeem yourself.” If their pet’s heads start to fall off, then it may be time to replace Cheezestick as head coach. The seat is officially sizzling. You are definitely worse than LSU and that says a lot.
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#14) Kentucky Wildcats – When is basketball season? You are definitely better than LSU at that sport.</SPAN>
HOT BOUDIN – Cocky is strutting his stuff and Gamecock nation is proud. How fitting that the Cocks may have cream in their future.
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COLD COOSH COOSH – Georgia Bulldogs – Game Day is representing. The nation is watching. The marbles are on the line. The perfect stage for Mark Richt to lay his egg.
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Love,</SPAN>
Stallion</SPAN>
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It’s very somber within the Stallion’s stables this morning. Let’s compare this feeling to those that the Six Pack nation may understand. It’s like James Evans whipping JJ with the belt. If you’re a conservative Republican, it would be compared to Obama spanking Romney. It’s like Forrest Gump saying goodbye to Jenny. It’s like listening to the Godfather get through reading an advertisement for one of his sponsors on “This is Our Show”. These are all various forms of experiencing pain, but comparable to what the Stallion felt last night and this morning.
</SPAN>
For the first time in 18 regular season games, the Stallion has felt this agonizing sense of “what now”. He now has to realize that the 2012 cream recipe doesn’t ask for purple and gold sprinkles in it. At some point in time, one would think creativity might come into play into trying to figure out how to get a first down, but the Stallion realizes that sometimes even his beloved Tigers can run out of players. There were less flies dropping out of the Amazon jungle then yesterday’s game in the Swamp.
</SPAN>
I’m sure the Georgia fans feel a similar pain, but at least the LSU defense decided to show up and make the game competitive. As the Stallion predicted, Mark Richt-Stoops fills his annual poopie diaper with a game that would even make Adam Richman of Man vs. Food want to throw up if you wore the red and black. It’s a shame with a schedule like that and talent like that, Richt can’t get over the hump.</SPAN>
And finally, what ever happened to good ole fashioned logic? When you are up by 4 or more points and there are 2 minutes left to go in the game and it’s 4[SUP]th[/SUP] down, you don’t have to make millions to know that you should punt the ball and give your team the best shot of winning the game. By the end of the game, I guess Oxford got to experience a good ole fashioned “Whoooooop!”. And if they are lucky they probably got to see an Aggie make love to a goat after the game. Johnny Football is quickly becoming a heartthrob in College Station.
</SPAN>
And now for the Week 6 rankings:</SPAN>
#1) Alabama Crimson Tide – Much better than LSU. Not even close</SPAN>
#2) South Carolina Gamecocks – “Awwww, heeeere comes the Rooster”. That Ole Ball Coach looks like he’s on a mission this year to bring the roosters to the Cream Promise Land. By the way, they are much better than LSU too.
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#3) Florida Gators – The new punk of the SEC – Will MusChump. I’m not sure if I can take any more interviews with that dufus. By the way, his team is better than LSU.</SPAN>
#4) Georgia Bulldogs – Although they couldn’t score any points last night, they obviously have a team that has no problem typically putting up points. They are better than LSU.
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#5) Mississippi State Bulldogs – Stallion is going out on a limb with this ranking since the Dawgs really haven’t had a team to test them. But all indications are is that they are better than LSU. </SPAN>
#6) Texas A&M – Got to give it to a team that can turn the ball over 6 times on the road and still put up 30 points and win it. Helps that you played against an idiot of a coach. Little Johnny better learn how to slide if the Aggies want to stay in the top half of the SEC Cream Rankings. If Little Johnny Football is on the train, then LSU won’t stop that locomotive. They are better than LSU.
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#7) LSU Tigers – Offense sucks. PERIOD. Can someone tell the Stallion how to win games scoring zero points?</SPAN>
#8) Tennessee Vols – The orange pants are at the Dry Cleaners this weekend. Had their offense hit the field, they probably could have shown LSU had to manufacture a first down.</SPAN>
#9) Vanderbilt Commodores – Showed signs of life by taking it to the SEC East stepchild. They even could produce touchdowns. Maybe they should tutor LSU on how to move a football and be creative.
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#10) Arkansas Razorbacks – I guess once it got up to $40 million in debt, he decided he better figure this thing out. John L. still needs a job. Offense is better than LSU’s. </SPAN>
#11) Ole Miss – Have to admit, the Bears are playing with heart this year. Now they have to figure out how to win. By the way, they have a better offense than LSU.</SPAN>
#12) Missouri – Appears that the SEC is a little too much for them. But their offense is comparable to LSU’s.</SPAN>
#13) Auburn – Just when I thought the Alabama Razorbacks were the worst team in the league, “you go out and totally redeem yourself.” If their pet’s heads start to fall off, then it may be time to replace Cheezestick as head coach. The seat is officially sizzling. You are definitely worse than LSU and that says a lot.
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#14) Kentucky Wildcats – When is basketball season? You are definitely better than LSU at that sport.</SPAN>
HOT BOUDIN – Cocky is strutting his stuff and Gamecock nation is proud. How fitting that the Cocks may have cream in their future.
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COLD COOSH COOSH – Georgia Bulldogs – Game Day is representing. The nation is watching. The marbles are on the line. The perfect stage for Mark Richt to lay his egg.
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Love,</SPAN>
Stallion</SPAN>
