What a great weekend of football, Sixpackers!
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We all face difficult decisions in our lives at one time or another. Should I buy a sportscar or a 2-ton diesel engine truck? Should I watch the Saints game or the Cowboys game? Should I bang the fat chick after having a 6 pack or not? Is Serena Williams a woman or a man? These are some of the tough decisions people face all the time. The Stallion poses this question after week 2 of college football – In times of battle, which war “bird” would you rather have - a War Hawk or a War Eagle? I think the answer is pretty obvious but certainly not what the Six Pack nation expected after week 2.
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After complete dominance over the Dawgs in the 2000s, the War Eagles and Gene Cheezestick were shown what the Mulldawg era is supposed to be about. They have officially taken “King Kong” off of Mississippi State’s back and now real and valid expectations have been created in Starkville. Yes, the Stallion intentionally forced his Cream Crystal Preseason ball to get a rise out of the viewing audience, but he must admit that the Dogs looked like a very poised team this year and one to not take lightly. The only scary thing from the Stallion’s perspective is that he could have sworn, Jordan Jefferson changed his name to Frazier and transferred to the Plains.
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Now for the real War bird – the War Hawks of the metropolis of Monroe. Look out! The Hawk has landed and completely exposed a defense that…let’s face it…the Stallion thought would be much improved. Yes, the Fighting Petrinos must have had their attention on the women’s volleyball team again and forgot that they had a football game to play. Yes, their star, their leader was knocked out of the game. But that doesn’t mean that Monroe High School should come into your state and completely punk you after being up by 3 scores. Overtime should have never even happen had Kolton Browning not thrown an interception at the Razorback 1-yard line to keep things interesting for the Hogs. Nevertheless that Razorback defense is as loose as Jessica Dorrell and allowed Browning and Co. to pull of the unthinkable. Now the world thinks the SEC has chink in the armor. (That’s chink as in blemish…not an Asian mistress for you Coach Petrino).</SPAN>
Finally, emotions were high for our two adopted children – Missouri and Texas A&M. Both put up great fights but at the end, you still need to earn your stripes and learn what it means when the Cream Rises to the top.</SPAN>
After week 2, the middle part of the Cream has a lot of fluidity but the cream still remains the same. Week 2’s rankings are as follows:
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#1) Alabama Crimson Tide – Michigan 14, Western Kentucky 6???? Of course it works that way.</SPAN>
#2) LSU Tiiiigaaaahhhhs – Dominance is a good word to use as the Tigers continue to showcase their preseason hype against the liberals of the great Northwest. ****-eating grinning Miles called off the troops early in the 3[SUP]rd</SPAN>[/SUP] quarter to keep the PAC-12 as a legitimate BCS conference. </SPAN>
#3) Georgia Bulldogs – Georgia’s defense stiffened in the second half at a very emotional Columbia, Mizzou stadium. Once the real SEC defense showed up, everything sort of fell in place for the Dogs as they move up in this week’s rankings. For awhile there, the Stallion was ready to go off on the Stoops of the SEC.</SPAN>
#4) Tennessee Volunteers – Seems to be a lofty Cream Ranking but once they get by Muschump’s boys, Dooley will be ready to run through a 4-game gauntlet of Georgia, Mississippi State, South Carolina and Alabama hoping to win 2 of those 4, and still wearing those silly orange pants.
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#5) Mississippi State Bulldogs – The Stallion was very impressed with the skilled positions of the Dawgs. The WR’s were impressive and if Russell can learn to not take sacks and get rid of the ball quicker, he may turn out to be one of the best QB’s in the history of Mississippi State football – especially as a passer. They took a step in the right direction Saturday. (I just felt like Frank the Tank after he rebutted to James Carville's answer in the debate in "Old School).</SPAN>
#6) South Carolina Gamecocks – Besides his sweet soulful sound, Lattimore still seems unimpressive running the ball. Without him clicking on all cylinders, the Stallion feels like the only thing South Carolina will be good at is showcasing its golf courses.</SPAN>
#7) Missouri Tigers – Welcome to the SEC! However, you will be fun to watch grow with your brothers!</SPAN>
#8.) Florida Gators – Not feeling the love for the Gators’ first two performances. Aggies don’t have any love-loss for Willie boy either.</SPAN>
#9) Texas A&M Aggies – Beware SEC brethrens!!! There’s a “Little Johnny” in the conference now and he may cause some trouble in your game.</SPAN>
#10) Arkansas Razorbacks – And the story goes…It all started with a simple love affair.</SPAN>
#11) Auburn Tigers – It’s hard to win games when you can’t complete a pass.</SPAN>
#12) Vanderbilt – Same old, same old. Play your hearts out and come up short. (No change from last week’s quote)</SPAN>
#13) Kentucky – This win hurt the Stallion. Never like to see the Flashes…of Kent State…lose.</SPAN>
#14) Ole Miss – How can a team be 2-0 and be the bottom crust of the Cream Rankings? Because the Stallion said so!</SPAN>
HOT BOUDIN – This week, the award goes to Tyler Russell and the undefeated Mississippi State Bulldogs. Mullen officially has begun interviewing for next year’s coaching opening at Arkansas.</SPAN>
COLD COOSH COOSH – Undoubtedly this goes to the school that will have an opening in the coaching circle due to giving the town of Monroe much more spotlight than it rightfully should ever have. Enjoy the coosh coosh Arkie!</SPAN>
Love,</SPAN>
Stallion</SPAN>
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We all face difficult decisions in our lives at one time or another. Should I buy a sportscar or a 2-ton diesel engine truck? Should I watch the Saints game or the Cowboys game? Should I bang the fat chick after having a 6 pack or not? Is Serena Williams a woman or a man? These are some of the tough decisions people face all the time. The Stallion poses this question after week 2 of college football – In times of battle, which war “bird” would you rather have - a War Hawk or a War Eagle? I think the answer is pretty obvious but certainly not what the Six Pack nation expected after week 2.
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After complete dominance over the Dawgs in the 2000s, the War Eagles and Gene Cheezestick were shown what the Mulldawg era is supposed to be about. They have officially taken “King Kong” off of Mississippi State’s back and now real and valid expectations have been created in Starkville. Yes, the Stallion intentionally forced his Cream Crystal Preseason ball to get a rise out of the viewing audience, but he must admit that the Dogs looked like a very poised team this year and one to not take lightly. The only scary thing from the Stallion’s perspective is that he could have sworn, Jordan Jefferson changed his name to Frazier and transferred to the Plains.
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Now for the real War bird – the War Hawks of the metropolis of Monroe. Look out! The Hawk has landed and completely exposed a defense that…let’s face it…the Stallion thought would be much improved. Yes, the Fighting Petrinos must have had their attention on the women’s volleyball team again and forgot that they had a football game to play. Yes, their star, their leader was knocked out of the game. But that doesn’t mean that Monroe High School should come into your state and completely punk you after being up by 3 scores. Overtime should have never even happen had Kolton Browning not thrown an interception at the Razorback 1-yard line to keep things interesting for the Hogs. Nevertheless that Razorback defense is as loose as Jessica Dorrell and allowed Browning and Co. to pull of the unthinkable. Now the world thinks the SEC has chink in the armor. (That’s chink as in blemish…not an Asian mistress for you Coach Petrino).</SPAN>
Finally, emotions were high for our two adopted children – Missouri and Texas A&M. Both put up great fights but at the end, you still need to earn your stripes and learn what it means when the Cream Rises to the top.</SPAN>
After week 2, the middle part of the Cream has a lot of fluidity but the cream still remains the same. Week 2’s rankings are as follows:
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#1) Alabama Crimson Tide – Michigan 14, Western Kentucky 6???? Of course it works that way.</SPAN>
#2) LSU Tiiiigaaaahhhhs – Dominance is a good word to use as the Tigers continue to showcase their preseason hype against the liberals of the great Northwest. ****-eating grinning Miles called off the troops early in the 3[SUP]rd</SPAN>[/SUP] quarter to keep the PAC-12 as a legitimate BCS conference. </SPAN>
#3) Georgia Bulldogs – Georgia’s defense stiffened in the second half at a very emotional Columbia, Mizzou stadium. Once the real SEC defense showed up, everything sort of fell in place for the Dogs as they move up in this week’s rankings. For awhile there, the Stallion was ready to go off on the Stoops of the SEC.</SPAN>
#4) Tennessee Volunteers – Seems to be a lofty Cream Ranking but once they get by Muschump’s boys, Dooley will be ready to run through a 4-game gauntlet of Georgia, Mississippi State, South Carolina and Alabama hoping to win 2 of those 4, and still wearing those silly orange pants.
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#5) Mississippi State Bulldogs – The Stallion was very impressed with the skilled positions of the Dawgs. The WR’s were impressive and if Russell can learn to not take sacks and get rid of the ball quicker, he may turn out to be one of the best QB’s in the history of Mississippi State football – especially as a passer. They took a step in the right direction Saturday. (I just felt like Frank the Tank after he rebutted to James Carville's answer in the debate in "Old School).</SPAN>
#6) South Carolina Gamecocks – Besides his sweet soulful sound, Lattimore still seems unimpressive running the ball. Without him clicking on all cylinders, the Stallion feels like the only thing South Carolina will be good at is showcasing its golf courses.</SPAN>
#7) Missouri Tigers – Welcome to the SEC! However, you will be fun to watch grow with your brothers!</SPAN>
#8.) Florida Gators – Not feeling the love for the Gators’ first two performances. Aggies don’t have any love-loss for Willie boy either.</SPAN>
#9) Texas A&M Aggies – Beware SEC brethrens!!! There’s a “Little Johnny” in the conference now and he may cause some trouble in your game.</SPAN>
#10) Arkansas Razorbacks – And the story goes…It all started with a simple love affair.</SPAN>
#11) Auburn Tigers – It’s hard to win games when you can’t complete a pass.</SPAN>
#12) Vanderbilt – Same old, same old. Play your hearts out and come up short. (No change from last week’s quote)</SPAN>
#13) Kentucky – This win hurt the Stallion. Never like to see the Flashes…of Kent State…lose.</SPAN>
#14) Ole Miss – How can a team be 2-0 and be the bottom crust of the Cream Rankings? Because the Stallion said so!</SPAN>
HOT BOUDIN – This week, the award goes to Tyler Russell and the undefeated Mississippi State Bulldogs. Mullen officially has begun interviewing for next year’s coaching opening at Arkansas.</SPAN>
COLD COOSH COOSH – Undoubtedly this goes to the school that will have an opening in the coaching circle due to giving the town of Monroe much more spotlight than it rightfully should ever have. Enjoy the coosh coosh Arkie!</SPAN>
Love,</SPAN>
Stallion</SPAN>
