Good Sunday, Sixpackers!
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The Stallion cream crystal ball is acting like a sick child with an upset stomach. The crystal ball after week 3 is telling me that the SEC is thinking about annexing into the Sun Belt conference because the competition is fierce. See Troy Trojans! See Louisiana Monroe War Hawks! See Western Freaking Kentucky Hilltoppers! Are you kidding me SEC brethrens?
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Is the SEC really that weak after the first 3 to 5 teams in the conference? It really is unacceptable to be going down to the wire against the likes of Troy, Louisiana Monroe, and Western Kentucky when you have far superior athletes on the field than your Sun Belt counterpart. You are representing the best college football conference in the nation – so they say! The Stallion would like to believe this but when you see games like this and then see that Hugh Freeze forgot to tell the defense they were playing in Vaught Hemingway Stadium Saturday night, it just makes you scratch your head and say…Really? Has the cream really separated itself from the pack that far in the SEC, especially in the beloved SEC West? Isn’t the SEC, Ronald Reagan and the Sun Belt, Water Mondale!???
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No need to fret! Outside of Kentucky, everyone has escaped and all will be heading into the teeth of their schedule really soon to showcase their cream dreams. Plain and simple!!! That’s why they play the games!!!</SPAN>
Can’t we just fast forward to November 3[SUP]rd</SPAN>[/SUP] and get this Cream Talk discussion over with? The rest of the games are just cream seasonings. Of course the way Florida is gaining confidence, they may have something to say about this in October.</SPAN>
After week 3, the Cream rankings go like this:</SPAN>
#1) Alabama Crimson Tide – Was there any doubt? The Stallion is surprised that AJ McCarron isn’t getting more love for Heisman. With the golden boy going down in Cali Saturday night, that may be true now.</SPAN>
#2) LSU Tiiiigaaaahhhhs – After the boudin wore off in the 2[SUP]nd</SPAN>[/SUP] quarter, the Tigers shifted into high gear with another dominant performance in the 2[SUP]nd</SPAN>[/SUP] half. </SPAN>
#3) Georgia Bulldogs – Quietly rolls along as they prepare for SEC play.</SPAN>
#4) Florida Gators – Maybe MusChump has turned this ship around. From the 90’s of Fun n’ Gun to the 2010’s team of Pound n’ Ground. I think Pound n’ Ground still needs some polishing though.</SPAN>
#5) South Carolina Gamecocks – Down goes Shaw for a second time! Is it too late to call the Spaniard? The Gamecocks are just thanking God that they didn’t schedule a Sun Belt team. Stick with Conference USA.</SPAN>
#6) Missouri Tigers – Now you’re acting like an SEC brother. Way to show the Liberal 12 how to play football.</SPAN>
#7) Mississippi State Bulldogs – The Dawgs were apparently looking ahead to South Alabama. Yea right! Darn trap game.</SPAN>
#8.) Tennessee Volunteers – Came out looking like they were Da Man. Came away looking like they were Da Overrated. Did Dooley forget to tell his team there was a second half?</SPAN>
#9) Texas A&M Aggies – The Pony Express is officially now the Pony Oppress. A&M rolls!</SPAN>
#10) Arkansas Razorbacks – This team can be summed up in the microcosm of a day when the General and his posse came to Tiger Stadium to watch Miss. State play LSU. Before the game, all is wonderful. Beer is flowing. Gorging of food is taking place. Spirits are high. This equals Arkansas’s expectations before Petrino was fired. During game, reality sets in that Miss. State will once again get manhandled by the Tigers and lose another contest to the Stallion’s beloved team at Tiger Stadium. This equals Petrino going down in flames with one young lady on a motorcycle south of Fayetteville. And then the General and his posse make the 10 mile hike from Tiger Stadium to their hotel after the game because they couldn’t get a cab. Severe chafing and foot blisters had set in. Well, this can be compared to Arky’s season after the losses to ULM and Alabama. </SPAN>
#11) Auburn Tigers – Wow – you just aren’t very good. A miracle TD pass before the half saved Cheesestick’s job for another week.</SPAN>
#12) Vanderbilt – That’s how you do it. You schedule non-conference games against clergymen and kick their ***.</SPAN>
#13) Ole Miss – Only you can give up 66 and move up one in the Cream Rankings.</SPAN>
#14) Kentucky – He’s the Joker! He’s now a Smoker! And he will soon be unemployed. Embarrassing.</SPAN>
HOT BOUDIN – This week the award goes to the Land of Jorts as Driskel and company are gaining momentum and are believing. The Ghost of Tebow is lingering.</SPAN>
COLD COOSH COOSH – Kentucky deserves it as they are the only SEC team that could come through and put one in the L column against the Sun Belt.</SPAN>
Love,</SPAN>
Stallion</SPAN>
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The Stallion cream crystal ball is acting like a sick child with an upset stomach. The crystal ball after week 3 is telling me that the SEC is thinking about annexing into the Sun Belt conference because the competition is fierce. See Troy Trojans! See Louisiana Monroe War Hawks! See Western Freaking Kentucky Hilltoppers! Are you kidding me SEC brethrens?
</SPAN>
Is the SEC really that weak after the first 3 to 5 teams in the conference? It really is unacceptable to be going down to the wire against the likes of Troy, Louisiana Monroe, and Western Kentucky when you have far superior athletes on the field than your Sun Belt counterpart. You are representing the best college football conference in the nation – so they say! The Stallion would like to believe this but when you see games like this and then see that Hugh Freeze forgot to tell the defense they were playing in Vaught Hemingway Stadium Saturday night, it just makes you scratch your head and say…Really? Has the cream really separated itself from the pack that far in the SEC, especially in the beloved SEC West? Isn’t the SEC, Ronald Reagan and the Sun Belt, Water Mondale!???
</SPAN>
No need to fret! Outside of Kentucky, everyone has escaped and all will be heading into the teeth of their schedule really soon to showcase their cream dreams. Plain and simple!!! That’s why they play the games!!!</SPAN>
Can’t we just fast forward to November 3[SUP]rd</SPAN>[/SUP] and get this Cream Talk discussion over with? The rest of the games are just cream seasonings. Of course the way Florida is gaining confidence, they may have something to say about this in October.</SPAN>
After week 3, the Cream rankings go like this:</SPAN>
#1) Alabama Crimson Tide – Was there any doubt? The Stallion is surprised that AJ McCarron isn’t getting more love for Heisman. With the golden boy going down in Cali Saturday night, that may be true now.</SPAN>
#2) LSU Tiiiigaaaahhhhs – After the boudin wore off in the 2[SUP]nd</SPAN>[/SUP] quarter, the Tigers shifted into high gear with another dominant performance in the 2[SUP]nd</SPAN>[/SUP] half. </SPAN>
#3) Georgia Bulldogs – Quietly rolls along as they prepare for SEC play.</SPAN>
#4) Florida Gators – Maybe MusChump has turned this ship around. From the 90’s of Fun n’ Gun to the 2010’s team of Pound n’ Ground. I think Pound n’ Ground still needs some polishing though.</SPAN>
#5) South Carolina Gamecocks – Down goes Shaw for a second time! Is it too late to call the Spaniard? The Gamecocks are just thanking God that they didn’t schedule a Sun Belt team. Stick with Conference USA.</SPAN>
#6) Missouri Tigers – Now you’re acting like an SEC brother. Way to show the Liberal 12 how to play football.</SPAN>
#7) Mississippi State Bulldogs – The Dawgs were apparently looking ahead to South Alabama. Yea right! Darn trap game.</SPAN>
#8.) Tennessee Volunteers – Came out looking like they were Da Man. Came away looking like they were Da Overrated. Did Dooley forget to tell his team there was a second half?</SPAN>
#9) Texas A&M Aggies – The Pony Express is officially now the Pony Oppress. A&M rolls!</SPAN>
#10) Arkansas Razorbacks – This team can be summed up in the microcosm of a day when the General and his posse came to Tiger Stadium to watch Miss. State play LSU. Before the game, all is wonderful. Beer is flowing. Gorging of food is taking place. Spirits are high. This equals Arkansas’s expectations before Petrino was fired. During game, reality sets in that Miss. State will once again get manhandled by the Tigers and lose another contest to the Stallion’s beloved team at Tiger Stadium. This equals Petrino going down in flames with one young lady on a motorcycle south of Fayetteville. And then the General and his posse make the 10 mile hike from Tiger Stadium to their hotel after the game because they couldn’t get a cab. Severe chafing and foot blisters had set in. Well, this can be compared to Arky’s season after the losses to ULM and Alabama. </SPAN>
#11) Auburn Tigers – Wow – you just aren’t very good. A miracle TD pass before the half saved Cheesestick’s job for another week.</SPAN>
#12) Vanderbilt – That’s how you do it. You schedule non-conference games against clergymen and kick their ***.</SPAN>
#13) Ole Miss – Only you can give up 66 and move up one in the Cream Rankings.</SPAN>
#14) Kentucky – He’s the Joker! He’s now a Smoker! And he will soon be unemployed. Embarrassing.</SPAN>
HOT BOUDIN – This week the award goes to the Land of Jorts as Driskel and company are gaining momentum and are believing. The Ghost of Tebow is lingering.</SPAN>
COLD COOSH COOSH – Kentucky deserves it as they are the only SEC team that could come through and put one in the L column against the Sun Belt.</SPAN>
Love,</SPAN>
Stallion</SPAN>
