Heisman only lounge

Lettuce

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Due to having to restart my account about 9 months ago, I unbeknownst, forfeited my golden ticket. There might still be a stool in there for me.
 

TaleofTwoDogs

All-Conference
Jun 1, 2004
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I can't wait to get to Heisman status, I heard you get free chat, access to the members only blue tent in the amphitheater area, a key to the short bus so you can cool off and rest in peace, unlimited tap water in your very own stinky stadium cups, and members only access to the "Heisman Room" in Dorman that has a rest room that has a 'Templeton Trough' in it full of ice, SWEET!
And the cups from the wet bar have a very nice bouquet of lemon, oak and feces
 
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Nov 16, 2005
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Well hello Cuntshits!!!

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