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mdbryant2010

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First off, thank you for joining my thread. Im a long time lurker (10 years or so) first time poster. Im here to whip you 17ing girls into shape. Too be honest, Im the six-pack's reckoning. Some of the latest threads finally drove me to action to correct you cunts before its too late. My threads will consist of different sports. Ill start with football since this is winding down.

If you are happy with this season, please abandon this site immediately and retire back to yours parents basement. Go to reddit.com go to cnn.com, don't care. Just don't come back here. The season while somewhat salvaged is a disappointment. As a fan base, we must demand more.

Our relationship with Mullen must be viewed like we are abused boyfriends. He started out with some promise, teased of possible greatness and stability and then abused us. The last part of last season was dreadful and the start of this one was no better. Now, that we are abused and vulnerable, he comes back promising us he won't hurt us again. By defeating the hogs and TSUN, he has bought time and a 2nd chance. Next season I need 9-3. Every game on the schedule is winnable. Texas A&M will have no JFF. We should have closed the Auburn game this year ect.

If we lose to LSU again next year, and I see one thread praising us about "hanging with them," I will have you banned from the site. I don't have the power to ban yet, but moderators will take notice of me. Its coming. Stop accepting us competing with this team for 2-3 quarters. Thats what losers do. "losers always whine about their best, winners go home and 17 the prom queen." Thats a quote from the movie the rock. Im well rounded like that.

Last but not least, anyone saying winning a bowl game doesn't matter needs to be slapped. It does matter. It helps in building a winning attitude and recruitment. Take it from me, I was a highly recruited athlete my senior year. I had plenty of local community colleges scouting my talents for a 2nd string point guard position. I know what its like to be recruited, and winning in the post season is huge.

Thats it for now, Ill allow you have a good christmas. Ill return after the new year to breakdown basketball next. Read the thread, comment if you agree only, and learn from it.

Happy Holidays and Hail State!
 
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Optimus Prime 4

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My cat's breath smells like cat food

I have no idea if you're serious or not. The second string point guard thing indicates sarcasm, but the rest seems totally serious. This is either genius or pure horseshit, I can't tell.
 
Uncle Ruckus

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first things first

What did you score on the English portion of the act
What do you think about yeti coolers and their stickers
Whats your stance on enlarged clits
How do you feel about our record vs the top 20
 
mcdawg22

mcdawg22

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You got to open your present early, that's great. I bet you are really pumped about getting your first laptop.
 
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mdbryant2010

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Uncle Ruckus to answer your questions:
1. What did you score on the English portion of the act? Whatever I wanted the score too be that day.
2. What do you think about yeti coolers and their stickers? I think stickers coolers are acceptable as long as they are msu related. I think any sticker with TSUN symbol makes you look like a douche bag. I think more than 3 stickers makes you look like a granola hippie.
3. Whats your stance on enlarged clits? While my sample with enlarged clits is small, Looks too much like a penis. However, if thats your thing, Im not judging.
4. How do you feel about our record vs the top 20? I think our winning percentage against the top 20 is the exact same my winning percentage would be if I were play Lebron one on one in basketball.
 
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DerHntr

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"Every game on the schedule is winnable"

You got some good meth this week
 
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Lachien

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When I just have to go to Walmart I like to drive around to the tire and lube to park. It's usually closer to the sporting goods and the lines are shorter.

God Bless!
 
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DAWG61

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I'll set the bar at 8-4 next year for Mullen. Ain't no way in hell we should lose more than 4 with the talent we have coming back. We might be the most physical team in the entire SEC next season and the biggest too. Getting very wooly over here.
 
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Shamoan

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first of all, welcome. second of all, this site needs a basic english tutorial about the difference between two, too, and to...despite popular belief, they mean entirely different things. clearly, my lack of capitalization and sometimes proper punctuation is a mockery to the english language in itself, but even i have standards...and rest assured, its not just the new guy either.

im clearly not a grammar thumper, but damn...we need some standards 'round hur because that **** is really easy to grasp, yet oft misused, particularly here.

honestly, i weep for our educational system. wtf are they teaching our children?
 
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mdbryant2010

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I'm placing one strike on your account. For not believing. 3 and your out. Remember I'll be banning people soon.
 
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mdbryant2010

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Shamoan your name isn't jasmine Abner by anychance? She would text me back I'm the day and use a lot of ... at the ends when she ran out of interesting things to say. If so, hi jasmime. I miss you.
 
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Shamoan

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for those that read me, i dont use the apostrophe...too time consuming to lift the right pinky and rotate the wrist in a somewhat awkward angle. thats what i was hinting at when i said i dont punctuate.
 
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Shamoan

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yeah, its me jasmine. i really wish we could have made it work, but in the end, a 2 inch dick just isnt cutting it for me.


i turned lesbian btw...now, i spend most of my days playing in the meat curtains and spanking my gf. (pretty sure thats what lesbians do all day)...in what little time i have left in the day, i use it to ***** about mississippi states defensive coordinator. my girlfriend is a geoff collins supporter and after a number of my nightly spankings (in between our topless pillow-fights) i was finally converted to supporting collins. my *** couldnt handle any more of those spankings, so despite all the fun, i was happy to convert. now, we just tickle each other with feathers and lick whipped cream off various body surfaces.
 
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512taylor

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Shamoan said:
first of all, welcome. second of all, this site needs a basic english tutorial about the difference between two, too, and to...despite popular belief, they mean entirely different things. clearly, my lack of capitalization and sometimes proper punctuation is a mockery to the english language in itself, but even i have standards...and rest assured, its not just the new guy either.

im clearly not a grammar thumper, but damn...we need some standards 'round hur because that **** is really easy to grasp, yet oft misused, particularly here.

honestly, i weep for our educational system. wtf are they teaching our children?
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Eye agree wif most uf wut u sed.
 
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