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[dawgstudent]

From the SPS.com inbox....

Hey guys!

My name is Daniel. I'm the owner of a recently launched website: SECFans.com. It's basically a fan portal that allows regular ol' users to contribute their own articles/opinions/etc.

I was wondering if you guys would mind posting (or allowing us to post) a message board thread about the site, encouraging people to come check us out. We certainly didn't want to post it without your permission.
<br style="font-weight: bold;"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">We are only a week old, and don't have a large UGA contingent, and would love some UGA fans to sign up and help us write content. We aren't looking to poach your message board users, as our message board is really secondary to our story content.</span>

We would also be interested in a link trade, if that's something you guys do.

If none of this sounds like something you guys would be comfortable with, absolutely no worries. We wouldn't want to put you guys out...considering you're our SEC bretheren and all.

Thanks so much for your time!
Daniel
SECFans.com

 

[8dog]

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[MSUCostanza]

EPIC FAIL would be a nice succinct reply.

I might also clue him in that his website won't be terribly successful if he can't tell the schools apart.

 

[saddawg]

give him an ear full about 3:54 am. That will do it.

 

[MaxwellSmart]

he's welcome to post but we don't have a large UGA contingent either and see if the dipshit figures it out.

 

[thelaw]

Dearest Daniel,

We, as UGA fans, are extremely excited about our new head coach, Lane Kiffin and his staff (mostly about Bob Knight helping us on special teams). Rustin, Alabama is a beautiful place that recruits can't seem to get enough of. Being one of the premier teams in the BSBCS, we hold very high standards and pay strict attention to detail. For instance, when Coach Kiffin and his father, Darryl Strawberry (divorce) were recruiting at the University of Vermont last December they were able to find many players that could get the bat on the ball, in fact, we signed 18 new players: all of them from Vermont! Imagine our surprise, but we have faith in our new staff. Oh boy, aren't sports incredible; just full of surprises and excitement.

Daniel, we at sixpackspeak.com really appreciate your professionalism and wish you and your site, secfans.co.uk, the best of luck. Also, as we say here in Rustin, "This little town is like heaven to us so don't you drive like hell through it."

Happy Trails,

Sixpack

 

[tossedoff]

Dear Daniel,

I am glad that you have a new website for fans of the Securities and Exchange Commission. I will pass on your idea to our account holders and let them get in touch with you.

Sincerely,

Dawgstudent
Sixpackspeak.com
Officially Unofficial</p>

 

[MSUCostanza]

is if we gave him the link, then talked about UGA sports on here for like a week straight.

 

[thelaw]

It would take a concerted effort, but it would be hilarious. Especially once UGA fans eventually stumbled upon it.

 

[Shmuley]

1. Daniel, how long have you been affiliated with ESPN?

2. Daniel, how much more obvious could it be that this is an Ole Miss site?

 

[Todd4State]

We appreciate your concern about wanting more UGA fans on your website.

Odds are there is likely a Georgia website run by a douchebag who wants to pump sunshine up everyone's *** so that he can make money with "exclusive info" from the UGA athletic dept. There are probably a group of people on said board with a brain who probably would like to express themselves in a manner that goes along with the US Constitution. This group of people with a brain are probably being told if they don't like the sunshine, perhaps they should start their own board. MAYBE YOU can grant them that opportunity to start their own board.

(Insider tip- offer sports AND pics of scantily clad women and watch the membership flourish)

Otherwise if you plan to stay here, read the rules, learn how to reply, and take a seat in the back. And don't be a dubmass.

Love, DS.

PS- Oh, and learn your primary colors douchebag. Do you see any red and black here? Hell, even if you're color blind, Abandon all ye hope who cheer for the MAROON and WHITE should have given it away.

 

[bulldogbaja]

but for a link swap, you'd recommend your sister site, www.genespage.com.