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121Josey

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You a ba-- Boy Dawg?

 

MaronMatters

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"80 million dollar stadium expansion that will make it the largest football stadium in the state of Mississippi"

Uh oh...there's gonna be a lot bribin' and whatnot going on up north now. This will not make them happy.
 

The Peeper

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"BOY Dawgs" and "Adidas Swag 14", Really? That package is sure to impress, NOBODY! Double palms to face, 1 step forward 3 steps back. We can make sure our athletes are not allowed in The Biscuit Shop pictures but we can't proofread a fvckin piece of paper before its mailed out! Geez
 

HD6

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I think they'll be pretty excited getting a $150 pair of cleats for $100, not including the other stuff.
 

AFDawg

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If you read the comments at that link, they're almost universally positive. I wouldn't be surprised if 18 year old recruits would eat up something like a Bulldog Snoop cleat. Yeah, they'd look bad with Dockers, but they ain't recruiting you and me.
 

HD6

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Except they are getting a brand new pair of RGIII cleats, as it clearly says in the letter.

Being a pessimist is great, I'm all for that, but you're reaching.
 

512taylor

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If you read the comments at that link, they're almost universally positive. I wouldn't be surprised if 18 year old recruits would eat up something like a Bulldog Snoop cleat. Yeah, they'd look bad with Dockers, but they ain't recruiting you and me.

I agree that this looks a little immature, but like you wrote, they are aiming this I guess at 15-17 year olds. Not wise, mature folks like any of the rest of us.
 

AlSwearengen

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for those of you that are yah-yah'ing about the boy dog part,

the coaches are around 17-22 yr. old african american and white males a lot more than any of you. Therefore, I have a feeling that they are a little more in tune with the current slang being used by that group.

some dumb sons of bitches on this board fail to realize that YOU are not being recruited to play football. If we were recruiting OP4, we would promise him a snuggy and ask him if he wanted to attend a tea party and become whatever they call the 30 yr. old white guy hanging out at the country club.

If kids are using boy dog, then so be it.
 
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121Josey

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We're waiting for someone to provide evidence that it is in fact team slang like "TurnUp". Since you're stalking these 17-22 yr olds on twitter, have you seen the expression there?**
 

J-Dawg

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the coaches are around 17-22 yr. old african american and white males a lot more than any of you. Therefore, I have a feeling that they are a little more in tune with the current slang being used by that group.

some dumb sons of bitches on this board fail to realize that YOU are not being recruited to play football. If we were recruiting OP4, we would promise him a snuggy and ask him if he wanted to attend a tea party and become whatever they call the 30 yr. old white guy hanging out at the country club.

If kids are using boy dog, then so be it.

This. I have a feeling that the coaches doing the recruiting and the recruits know exactly how to translate that letter.

There are multiple generations between those teenagers and most of us on this board.
 

Optimus Prime 4

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I was more referring to the horrendous grammar and formatting

I doubt any of the recruits will notice that though.
 

aTotal360

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It's easy to say this stuff is corny, but let's be honest, our recruiting is as good as it's ever been.
 

The Peeper

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Not quite but the same attitude when it comes to gold Dracula teeth from a Halloween party costume crap on a pair of shoes.

"I'd like to leave my 1972 Gran Torino to Thao Vang Lor, on the condition that you don't chop-top the roof like one of those beaners, don't paint any idiotic flames on it like some white trash hillbilly, and don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end like you see on all the other zipperheads' cars. It just looks like hell. If you can refrain from doing any of that... it's yours." Walt Kowalski from Gran Torino.............