Here's something no self-respecting man should ever say.

patdog

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From the Rick Pitino trial:
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"Did you have sex that night?" Assistant U.S. Attorney Marisa Ford asked.</p>

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"Yes, very briefly," Pitino answered.</p>
Goddamn man, I don't care how long it took, the correct answer is, "Yes. For hours."
 

jakldawg

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May 1, 2006
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of "most embarrassing things said by/about Rick Pitino over the last few days"
The old "15 second violation"
and there's this bit of far, far, far too much info about any head coach's... genetic material.
Something tells me those Big East student sections are going to be ruthless this winter.
Is this big news nationally? It has regional appeal, clearly. But has Pitino's years of being buddies with the media (PTI appearances, etc.) shielded him from the full media onslaught if a pricklier coach had gotten himself into similar shenanigans?
(I'm cable-less at the moment, otherwise I'd know if Roger Cossak or whoever was parked outside the courthouse for ESPNNews. Maybe they tried to have a live feed, but Pat Forde went after the satellite truck with a sledgehammer.)
 

Dawgpile

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I wish I could have clocked in that fast. I thought I was going to die.