This was set up on a tee for you. All you had to do was beat one of your arch-rivals who happens to be having their worst season in a long, long time. This is the game that has given us a treasure trove of "sad Texas fan" pictures over the past few years. Everyone said you could name your score, and their scorching hot-seat coach might be fired before you can say "I don't think you should fry that."
Clearly, THIS was a job for "big game" Bob! (sad trombone sound).
Clearly, THIS was a job for "big game" Bob! (sad trombone sound).