First: Have they really shut down several schools in Rocket Town over this ["Holy ****, we've got to sell some f'n advertisements before it's too late!!!!"] swine flu ****?
Second: How the F did you manage to misspell "goat" backwards?
I halfway expect everyone to start filling there cars up with gasoline since thats what they do everytime there is a crisis....oh and buy all of the milk and bread in the county.