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[57stratdawg]

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<font style="font-weight: bold;" class="SubjectDisplay">Sylvester Croom is in the group in front of me</font><font style="font-weight: bold;" class="PostInfo"> </font>

<font class="PostDisplay">He just completely missed the ball on the first tee</font>

 

[Original48]

He probably rushed his swing in his haste to get back to the cart.

 

[OxpatchReb]

Orgeron jumped out of the cart, ripped his shirt off, chugged two cans of redbull as he approached the tee box, knelt down near the ball and began yelling at the top of his lungs "WHAT THE #$#% IS WRONG WIT CHOO BAWL??? YOU NEEDS TO GET OFF THIS DAMN TEE AND GET THE #$#% UP THE FARWAY... NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW, GO, GO, GO, GO, GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Proud of himself for absolutely no reason what so ever, he gives Crooms a wink a he walks back to the cart mumbling under his breath, "damn golf bawl, best lissen up when I tawk, kick yo +#+$%+ *** is what I'll do, damn bawl".

 

[Frances Drebin]

....his post just didn't have anything to do with Ed Orgeron.

 

[Bdog9090]

..

 

[TheStateUofMS]

Orgeron jumped out of the cart, ripped his shirt off, chugged two cans of redbull as he approached the tee box, knelt down near the ball and began yelling at the top of his lungs "WHAT THE #$#% IS WRONG WIT CHOO BAWL??? YOU NEEDS TO GET OFF THIS DAMN TEE AND GET THE #$#% UP THE FARWAY... NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW, GO, GO, GO, GO, GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Proud of himself for absolutely no reason what so ever, he gives Crooms a wink a he walks back to the cart mumbling under his breath, "damn golf bawl, best lissen up when I tawk, kick yo +#+$%+ *** is what I'll do, damn bawl".

^^^^^^-----------Fail

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

nm

 

[OxpatchReb]

yaw, yaw, yaaaawwwww, yaaaaaawwwwww, yaw, yaw...goffbaw...

FTR: I have it on good authority, from multiple reliable SoLA sources that O plays golf like an angry rhinoceros riding an ICMB, so it's probably actually happened at least once.

 

[xxxWalkTheDawg]

Huge confidence. Commanding presence. Talking a little **** to everyone around. A mighty swing. Club goes past the ball. Croom is looking for the ball to hit about 200 yards out while his incompetent *** has left it on the tee.

 

[MississippiHeavyMetalDawg]

to live the life of a multi-millionaire with no worries, thanks to the MState buyout. Thanks, LT!

 

[Shmuley]

"if you can't see the improvement in my golf game, then you're blind." Then he confidently unstraightened his hat and resolutely promised that he would never fire his golf instructor.

 

[War Machine Dawg]

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