Hilarious White Death article from Geoff Calkins...

[heathdawg]

http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2010/jan/07/snow-daze/

Sorry if link screws up, posting from iPhone.

 

[ckDOG]

It's snowing??? Bring me some mirk!!

 

[mjh94]

Snow Daze

I particularly like this image.. is a quarter of an inch really that bad?

 

[DerHntr]

A mother dog and her puppies <span style="font-weight: bold;">forage for food in a field</span> on Thursday morning at Cordova Park Road and Forest Hill Irene in Cordova. Pets will need to be brought indoors or given shelter when ever possible as temperatures dip into the single digits over the next few days.

forage for food? it is the middle of town and there isn't any snow on the damn ground. those dogs are probably out for a poopin and then back to the house for a bowl full of canned dog food.

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[ckDOG]

Tashada Cole, middle, waits in the early morning cold and snow, as members of the Memphis Police Organized Crime Unit seize her vehicle, after boyfriend George Dye (not pictured) used it during the commotion of crime involving drugs.

 

[DerHntr]

i bet putting that picture with this article just seemed natural to the author

 

[mjh94]

that you're supposed to use the lid, and not the actual trash can.

Eden Fowinkle, 8, falls backwards off a trash can being used as an impromtu sled while playing with her sister, Faith, 9, at the Levitt Shell."