Do you mean that we are actually there for the game?
I always thought that the ticket gave you admission to the BBQ and since it is always next to that pristine groomed pasture, the kids just naturally pick sides and a ballgame broke out! That explains all those old people sitting in that amphitheater with no stage.
Now you're getting into the spirit of things. Hahaha. Just quit your rationalization of grilling during a baseball game as a blight upon the sport. You're just wrong and have no frame of reference, which is apparent by you ignorance on the matter. As a baseball fan you should realize that there are breaks between innings and that pitching changes due occur.
I always thought that the ticket gave you admission to the BBQ and since it is always next to that pristine groomed pasture, the kids just naturally pick sides and a ballgame broke out! That explains all those old people sitting in that amphitheater with no stage.